Lyra: *dressed in a Trowa clown costume*
Niko: O.O* Why are you dressed like Trowa?
Lyra: 'Cause I just finished my costume!
Niko: You finished it?
Lyra: Yup. And look what I can do! *takes out a long balloon and pump then blows it up and makes it into a hat* Here you go Kelly.
Kelly: Happiness! ^_^ *starts prancing around the room pretending she's a unicorn*
Lyra & Niko: *sweatdrop*
Niko: that's not normal.
Lyra: *sigh* none of my friends are.
Waiting RoomAll of the pilots have some kind of sickness…Duet, tired of all the complaining decides to take them to the doctor.
Quatre: *rubs his puffy pink left eye*
Duo: *starts coughing like a maniac*
WuFei: *holds tissues up to his bloody nose*
Trowa: AAACCCCHHHHOOOOOO!
Duet: *sitting in the corner reading a magazine* WuFei, give Trowa a tissue.
WuFei: They're all bloody already onna!
Trowa: It's okay…it's just a cold. I'm sure they have tissues in the bathroom.
Heero: Why'd ya have to drag me along Duet? There's nothing wrong with me.
Duet: Yes there is. *points to Heero's hand which is about the size of a grapefruit from a bee sting*
Heero: It doesn't even hurt!
Duet: It's an allergic reaction.
Duo: I'm *cough cough* out of cough drops! My throat hurts
Quatre: We don't have any more, you'll have to wait.
WuFei: How long have we been waiting?
Duet: About two hours.
Trowa:…that long? There's no one else in here.
Heero: unless you count her. *points to old lady in the corner doing a latch hook*
Duo: Maybe she *cough cough* has some *cough cough* cough drops
Trowa: Ask her…my throat hurts too…
Duo: Hey *cough cough* old lady! Do you *cough* have any cough drops?
Old Lady: Yes I do…
Duo: Could we have some?
Old Lady: Sure, here you go. *hands Trowa and Duo two cough drops each*
Trowa: Thank you…
Duo: Yay! ^__^
WuFei: Look. Her comes a doctor!
Doctor: *walks into receptionists office, takes out a file and starts looking through it then starts singing* I'd like to be…under the sea…in an octopus' garden with you… *walks back into the back room*
Quatre: I'm getting bored. *sits down on the ground and starts playing with those boring, annoying, baby toys that doctors always have in the waiting rooms*
Duo: *sits down with Quatre*
Doctor: *comes back in the room with the file* Emmy McKee?
Duet: Hey we were here longer than that old lady!
Emmy: *puts down latch hook and walks into the back room*
Heero: Well, that's not fair, I'm going to kill that old lady!
Quatre: You can't kill an innocent old lady!
Duo: It's still *cough* not fair! We were here a good hour *cough* before that old lady!
Heero: *cocks gun* I know…but still, my hand is starting to hurt.
Duet: See? Aren't you glad I dragged you along?
Heero: Hn. *picks up a magazine and starts flipping through the pages*
~*~TWO HOURS LATER~*~
Trowa: WHERE THE HELL IS THAT DOCTOR!
All: *scared of Trowa*
Doctor: *looks up from locking up the back room* Who are you guys?
Quatre: *rubbing his pink eye* The five of us are here for appointments.
Doctor: Your files aren't here…did you sign in?
Duet: *sweatdrop* hehehe…^__^*
All: *deathglare*
Duet: What? I forgot!
Doctor: Well…I guess I can see you now, but I'm the only one here, so one at a time.
So in the end…Heero got a prescription for his bee sting, Duo had strep throat, Trowa had a sinus infection, Quatre had pink eye, and WuFei lost so much blood he needed a blood transfusion.
OWARINiko: that was so pointless it wasn't even funny!
Lyra: I know, but it was based on personal experience…
Niko: Huh?
Lyra: Well, I was sitting in my accountant's office today *cough dad cough cough* and I was sitting there for like 3 hours and all the accountants were walking around singing, (truth) and I realized that I forgot to tell the secretary that I was there!
Niko: -_- You're an idiot.
Lyra: They are!
Niko: what was with the latch hook thing?
Lyra: My sister came to visit and she brought this latch hook thing and didn't do anything but that all day.
Niko: you have a weird family…and weird friends…you know…you're just weird.
Lyra: How did I get stuck with this stupid muse?