Author-zaki's SQUIRREL'S notes* *pan over to see squirrel with a chalkboard* MUHAHAHAHAHA!!! It is I the evil rodent of that author what's his face. Now I run this fic and no one can stop me! MUHAHAHAHA! *Reader hears rumbling in back round* Huh? A walnu-*squirrel is suddenly run over by a giant walnut that cracks open revealing author-zaki* TOUCHDOWN!!! Took out an evil rodent and invented a new way to crack nuts! *Pan over to see squirrel holding a sign that says: get off me. *

CHAPTER 3

DOOM OF THE GROOM

OVER IN THE GROOMES QUARTERS WE FIND SYNOARAN AND HIS BEST MAN. YAMAZAKI…NO…FUGI TAKA…NO, WELL WE'LL SEE….

"I don't believe you're my best man of all people," sighed Syoaran.

" Well, you're not a very social person, so I'll have to do! Oh, you two will make such a cute couple my cute relative!" cued Eroil pinching Synoran's cheek.

 "O.k., whatever, but do you have to keep going on with this 'cute relative' stuff, it's getting annoying!" said Syoaran.

"Oh but your so cute!" Eroil cued.

"Hey guys!" said Yamazaki peeking his head through the door," did you two see the bat that's been flying around here, it's a big one, come to think about it bats are a super race of flying squirrels!"

"Really?" said Syoaran believing every word.

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"Tummy… senesces…tingly…must…have…cookie…sugar…levels…dangerously… low…need…cookie!" wined Kero.

"Kero, we aren't done yet!" scolded Sakura.

"One little bow, and… your done!" said Tomoyo smiling.

"Ahhhhh! He looks so cute!" cued Tomoyo and Sakura.

"NEED COOKIES!!!!!" screamed Kero flying out the door and to the snack table.

"AHHHH!" screamed Kero from down the hall.

"Lets go Tomoyo!" said Sakura running out the door.

"This is horrible!" moped Kero.

"I know Kero, just look at poor Yukito unconscious on the floor," said Tomoyo.

"Oh yeah, whatever, but he ate all the cookies too" said Kero starting to cry.

*Author-zaki's notes* Happy Happy! Squirrel is out getting 'I got run over by a giant walnut' treatment- OWW! Hey, a crutch? *Pan over to see Squirrel in a body cast* this is not going to be good but I'll try to get another chapter up and no more rodent next time I'll get a gold fish or maybe a green fish!