Hey, I'm back, sorry this chapter took just about forever to write. Well
Jackie Chan isn't mine he belongs to the WB. Alright let's get started
then, shall we?? ^_^
Jackie almost had to drag, the dejected Valmont towards the exit of the cave. As they started to near the main cave however, they heard voices. Jackie shaking his head in disbelief walked into a cave full of people. Jackie dropped Valmont, and Jade rushed over to where he lay on the floor.
"What have you done to him Valmont??!!" She screamed up at him. As it appeared to her Valmont had just dropped Jackie.
"Valmont? I'm not Valmont!" Jackie said pointing at Valmont, "That is Valmont, Jade!" Jackie had not considered the fact that they had switched bodies, because it hardly seemed any different from when he was himself. Jade looked up at Jackie as if he were insane.
She looked back at Uncle and the Dark hand, "I think Valmont spent too much time alone with Jackie in this cave." She said, "They must have knocked each other out one too many times."
Jackie sighed and was trying to explain how he and Valmont had switched bodies, when Uncle came over and hit him over the head. "You have touched the jewel from the cave of the Angel of Death! It will change anything that touches it into the exact opposite of themself. AIIIIIYAAAA! Uncle needs a cup of tea! His mouth is very dry!" Uncle turned around and headed back out of the cave. "One more thing, bring the emerald to Uncle's shop, we must figure out how to change you back."
4 HOURS LATER BACK IN SAN FRANCISCO
"Drink this, it will work this time! I have made a few changes." Valmont began to back away very fast from Uncle's outstretched arm. By now, he had realized just how dangerous drinking anything Uncle offered you was.
"Uh…. No that is alright, I think maybe that Jackie and I have found out how to change ourselves back, haven't we Chan?" He said this out loud before turning slightly and whispering to Jackie, "You have got to get us out of here!" By now, Uncle had turned him a slightly purple color, and had also made him look like several different types of animal.
Jackie jumped up from the book he was reading in the back of Uncle's Antiques and pulled Valmont to the door. "We are going to section 13 and will ask for help from Captain Black," He said, rushing out before Uncle could push anymore "cures" on them.
"Uh Chan slight problem here, I CAN'T GO TO SECTION 13 WITHOUT BEING ARRESTED! That thing sort of happens when you run a criminal syndicate!" Valmont pointed out to Jackie.
"Don't worry about it," Jackie said, "I've got it covered. I'll call Captain Black, tell him what happened, and ask him to blindfold us both and pick us up!" Jackie pulled a quarter out of his pocket and looked around for a phone.
"Why blindfold us both?" Valmont asked, "You already know where section 13 is!" He pointed down the street where a payphone could be seen.
"What if, for some reason, you have memories of everything that I saw while I was in your body? Then you would know where section 13 is!" Jackie went into the phone booth. Valmont, standing outside, could only hear half of the conversation. "Yes, that is right; we switched bodies because of a magic emerald. Yes, I understand your superiors are not going to believe this but, we have to get switched back! Yes, I want you to send a car to pick us up, with blindfolds for both of us. Yes, just hurry before Uncle finds out that we are still close by. Thank you." Valmont watched Jackie hang up the phone and walk back outside.
"So I get to see the inside of section 13 huh? This is pretty nice." Valmont smiled thinking of what he might be able to get his hands on.
"No stealing anything! We are there purely to get put back in our right bodies!" Jackie glared at Valmont before turning around and sitting down on the steps behind him. "This whole, looking at someone else in my body, is creeping me out I am ready to go back to being myself again." After he had said that, a big white van pulled up to the curb.
AT SECTION 13
"Well Chan, here we are at the infamous section 13, now what?" Valmont was looking around him, at the high tech equipment filling the section 13 facilities.
"Now we go see Kepler." Jackie said, walking towards a door labeled laboratory.
"Who is Kepler?" asked Valmont, trailing after Jackie into the room.
"Meet Kepler, resident genius here at section 13." Jackie said walking over to a man seated at a desk. The man was bent over something lying upon the desk. He was wearing microscope goggles on his head, and was looking at a tiny gear about the size of a fingernail. "So Kepler," Jackie said, "We need your help with a riddle. We body switched after touching this magical emerald, and we need to know how to switch back. We tried touching how we had before but it didn't work."
Kepler didn't even look up before saying, "You have to switch places. Since Valmont was holding the stone, Jackie needs to hold it now since he is in Valmont's body." Kepler looked up briefly before getting right back to work on whatever it was that he was working on. Jackie smacked his forehead before ushering Valmont out of Kepler's lab.
BACK AT THE CAVE
Jackie looked at the stone resting once more on the tasseled pillow. He glanced at Valmont's hand on his wrist before placing one hand carefully on the stone. There was another bright flash of light blinding everyone who had come with Jackie and Valmont to make sure everything worked alright. Jackie looked at Valmont from his spot next to him. Valmont leapt up and danced around the room, "I'm me again! Hoorah!" He looked like he was going to dance but, thankfully, the enforcers stopped him. Jackie, Jade, Uncle, Toh-ru, Finn, Chow, Ratso, and Valmont all headed back through the caves to the entrance where, the Dark Hand caught a helicopter and Jackie and his family began hiking down the mountain.
THE END
Well I guess it turned out that my last chapter was also my longest one! Hope you enjoyed my story ^_^
Jackie almost had to drag, the dejected Valmont towards the exit of the cave. As they started to near the main cave however, they heard voices. Jackie shaking his head in disbelief walked into a cave full of people. Jackie dropped Valmont, and Jade rushed over to where he lay on the floor.
"What have you done to him Valmont??!!" She screamed up at him. As it appeared to her Valmont had just dropped Jackie.
"Valmont? I'm not Valmont!" Jackie said pointing at Valmont, "That is Valmont, Jade!" Jackie had not considered the fact that they had switched bodies, because it hardly seemed any different from when he was himself. Jade looked up at Jackie as if he were insane.
She looked back at Uncle and the Dark hand, "I think Valmont spent too much time alone with Jackie in this cave." She said, "They must have knocked each other out one too many times."
Jackie sighed and was trying to explain how he and Valmont had switched bodies, when Uncle came over and hit him over the head. "You have touched the jewel from the cave of the Angel of Death! It will change anything that touches it into the exact opposite of themself. AIIIIIYAAAA! Uncle needs a cup of tea! His mouth is very dry!" Uncle turned around and headed back out of the cave. "One more thing, bring the emerald to Uncle's shop, we must figure out how to change you back."
4 HOURS LATER BACK IN SAN FRANCISCO
"Drink this, it will work this time! I have made a few changes." Valmont began to back away very fast from Uncle's outstretched arm. By now, he had realized just how dangerous drinking anything Uncle offered you was.
"Uh…. No that is alright, I think maybe that Jackie and I have found out how to change ourselves back, haven't we Chan?" He said this out loud before turning slightly and whispering to Jackie, "You have got to get us out of here!" By now, Uncle had turned him a slightly purple color, and had also made him look like several different types of animal.
Jackie jumped up from the book he was reading in the back of Uncle's Antiques and pulled Valmont to the door. "We are going to section 13 and will ask for help from Captain Black," He said, rushing out before Uncle could push anymore "cures" on them.
"Uh Chan slight problem here, I CAN'T GO TO SECTION 13 WITHOUT BEING ARRESTED! That thing sort of happens when you run a criminal syndicate!" Valmont pointed out to Jackie.
"Don't worry about it," Jackie said, "I've got it covered. I'll call Captain Black, tell him what happened, and ask him to blindfold us both and pick us up!" Jackie pulled a quarter out of his pocket and looked around for a phone.
"Why blindfold us both?" Valmont asked, "You already know where section 13 is!" He pointed down the street where a payphone could be seen.
"What if, for some reason, you have memories of everything that I saw while I was in your body? Then you would know where section 13 is!" Jackie went into the phone booth. Valmont, standing outside, could only hear half of the conversation. "Yes, that is right; we switched bodies because of a magic emerald. Yes, I understand your superiors are not going to believe this but, we have to get switched back! Yes, I want you to send a car to pick us up, with blindfolds for both of us. Yes, just hurry before Uncle finds out that we are still close by. Thank you." Valmont watched Jackie hang up the phone and walk back outside.
"So I get to see the inside of section 13 huh? This is pretty nice." Valmont smiled thinking of what he might be able to get his hands on.
"No stealing anything! We are there purely to get put back in our right bodies!" Jackie glared at Valmont before turning around and sitting down on the steps behind him. "This whole, looking at someone else in my body, is creeping me out I am ready to go back to being myself again." After he had said that, a big white van pulled up to the curb.
AT SECTION 13
"Well Chan, here we are at the infamous section 13, now what?" Valmont was looking around him, at the high tech equipment filling the section 13 facilities.
"Now we go see Kepler." Jackie said, walking towards a door labeled laboratory.
"Who is Kepler?" asked Valmont, trailing after Jackie into the room.
"Meet Kepler, resident genius here at section 13." Jackie said walking over to a man seated at a desk. The man was bent over something lying upon the desk. He was wearing microscope goggles on his head, and was looking at a tiny gear about the size of a fingernail. "So Kepler," Jackie said, "We need your help with a riddle. We body switched after touching this magical emerald, and we need to know how to switch back. We tried touching how we had before but it didn't work."
Kepler didn't even look up before saying, "You have to switch places. Since Valmont was holding the stone, Jackie needs to hold it now since he is in Valmont's body." Kepler looked up briefly before getting right back to work on whatever it was that he was working on. Jackie smacked his forehead before ushering Valmont out of Kepler's lab.
BACK AT THE CAVE
Jackie looked at the stone resting once more on the tasseled pillow. He glanced at Valmont's hand on his wrist before placing one hand carefully on the stone. There was another bright flash of light blinding everyone who had come with Jackie and Valmont to make sure everything worked alright. Jackie looked at Valmont from his spot next to him. Valmont leapt up and danced around the room, "I'm me again! Hoorah!" He looked like he was going to dance but, thankfully, the enforcers stopped him. Jackie, Jade, Uncle, Toh-ru, Finn, Chow, Ratso, and Valmont all headed back through the caves to the entrance where, the Dark Hand caught a helicopter and Jackie and his family began hiking down the mountain.
THE END
Well I guess it turned out that my last chapter was also my longest one! Hope you enjoyed my story ^_^
