::Yuusuke Urameshi(Green/black-haired star off of Yuu Yuu Hakusho) walks out on stage::
Yuuseke: Hey! This isn't where I was going to meet Botan for my next assignment...What the..??
SonGohan: ..Where's my DBZ Character/Dude to read the disclaimer?
Yuuseke: ..Whatever. I'm going to go...
SonGohan: WAIT!! I need you to read a disclaimer for me! You can do it, since your dub is produced by FUNimation just like Dragonball Z's!!!!
Yuuseke: ...O_o;;; Okay..?
::SonGohan hands Yuuseke a few yellow sticky-notes::
Yuuseke: (While squinting at the notes) Eh..scratchy handwriting...."This fanfic in no way claims to own Dragonball Z, currently licensed under FUNimation productions. May God send FUNimation burns for their crappy dubbing..." HEY! I happen to like the way they dubbed Yuu Yuu Hakusho!!
SonGohan: ..Ehhh..o_o;; I didn't MEAN for it come like that..someone must have messed with the message..yeah..that's it!
Yuuseke: ...Right.
SonGohan: Alrighty then! I know in the last chapter at the beginning I said I'd have a fight in it with Turon..but I don't recall placing that fight in..So you'll have excuse me for actually forgetting that small little detail! ^_^;;;; Now then. Just a few side-notes..nothing that big...I think....o.o;; Sort of a filler, sort of not. Next chapter announces my Almost-Done-With-The-Fanfiction-Chapter, which after I think there will be somewhere from 3-7 chapters left...! Finally. After a few months, this damned...er...this fanfic is going to be finished! Anyways..Heh heh. This chapter may *suggest* that sexual intercourse involved between a few of the characters..eh..you'll see who. I cannot write lemon, and I don't intend to try. Fuck, you'll see....
::An explosion is seen, and we are gone, the people in the fic appearing, as well as the setting::
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As Gohan was walking across the Tower to meet with Dende for a short breakfast, Videl sped around a corner, grinning and giggling.
"GOHAN!! Guess what!!" she said, as she sped to him.
"Uhhh...What?" he asked, arching an eyebrow.
"I'm..pregnant!" She smiled and hugged him.
Gohan nearly fell over when she hugged him, but he caught himself just in time. "Pr-..pregnant??"
Videl nodded happily. "I'm going to be a mommy!" Smiling, she snuggled into Gohan's chest.
Gohan looked to the sky, a far-away look. "I'm..going to be a father. I can't..believe it. A dad..Wow! So Videl. What should we name him and/or her?"
"I think we'll call her Pan..."
"But..what if it's male?"
"It won't be! But, if it's a boy, you pick the name. Okay?"
"I already know. If he's a boy..his name shall be Gokai."
"Gokai? That sounds like he'll be a fighter, just like his dad." Giggling softly, she hugged Gohan tightly.
Gohan smiled softly. "Me...a dad..."
Just then, Akumeza appeared in front of Gohan, but behind Videl. "Gohan!! I'm going to be a FATHER!! ME!!! Can you believe that?! It's soooo strange!"
Gohan nodded, and grinned. "So am I, Aku. Heh."
Aku grinned. "Gohan, you sly dog you..."
"Heh, you can talk." It's hard to get past the fact that Akumeza was half-family destroyer half-best friend, but the best friend part seemed dominant, though he was far more eager to fight. And that's saying something.
"Ohhh, Ivy's going to be a mommy, too?" Videl said.
Akumeza nodded. "Yep! I'm going to be a daddy. Damn, dad'd be proud."
Gohan's breath caught. Dad. Gokou. He would be a grandfather in the months to come, if he hadn't died...with Cell...more guilt. No, he would defend Videl and unborn child with everything he had, and more, to keep them safe. Noone would harm his coming child, or the mother.
"Aku, I've been thinking. You're extremely powerful. I don't think Turon could stand a chance against you now. But even if he COULD, he would be nothing to the two of us fused. Or if Sabre fused with you, or both of us. But I doubt that would be needed. Sooo, I propose we use my Shunkan-idou, which father taught me, and I find his Ki then take us there."
Akumeza looked to Gohan, his eyes burning with an unknown fire. "You mean you could have just taken me there from the start? As soon as I got back?"
"Well, yeah, but I had to see how strong you were. I wasn't sure."
"DAMNIT! NEVER UNDER-ESTIMATE A DEMON!!! WE AREN'T PUSHOVERS!!"
"AKU, DUDE!! Calm down!! I wasn't putting down demons. I just wasn't sure of your power," said a slightly scared Son Gohan.
Akumeza breathed, and visibly calmed. "Sorry, Gohan. I think it was some of Akuma's old rage. You'd be surprised at how mad the man could get, especially since he seemed so calm and reserved...Anyways...Yeah, Gohan, let's go find Turon. I wish to royally wipe the floor with him. Then we can find Valnir. And then take out the Empire."
Gohan shook his head. "Aku, it may take everything and more to take out Turon. Going after anyone else would be suicide. Sorry, I will NOT take us to our deaths."
Videl, who had been patiently listening, shook her head. "Aku, if Gohan gets hurt..I swear..I will..I will KILL you."
Gohan smiled, and hugged Videl softly. "She cares for my well-being more than I do." Laughing softly, he kissed her cheek, then let go of her and floated to the end of the Tower, followed closely by Akumeza, who was on foot.
Gohan placed his two fore-fingers to his forehead, and motioned for Aku to come closer. "Now, touch my shoulder, and leave the rest to m-" he was cut off by Sabre charging up to them, pulling his Gi shirt over his head.
"You weren't going to go to a fight without ME, were you now? That's insane, my friend!" he laughed, grabbing Gohan's shoulder.
"..Sorry! Forgot to come and get you. Anyways. Just keep hold of my shoulder, and we'll be with Turon in a few moments." Just then, Kolaan appeared.
"And what about ME? The Leader of the Shadow Realm should be included, thank you very much."
"Huh? Shadow Realm?" said Akumeza, Sabre, and Gohan, in unison, making Sabrejinhan's voice perfectly.
Kolaan blinked, then cursed himself silently. "I may as well tell you. But LATER! After the fight." Grinning, he grabbed Sabre's shoulder. "If I touch him, when he's touching you, it'll take me too, right?"
Gohan nodded as Aku grabbed Gohan's other shoulder.
Searching for Turon's Ki energy was kind of hard, since he had a human Ki, but it was enormously high. As soon as he found it, he nodded to himself. "Get ready." All of their images began to blur as Marron and Ivy ran out, waving their arms to stop them. CJ, too, but she was running far more briskly.
"Crap!!" Gohan and the others' images blurred before the women could reach them, though, which they were thankful for. Sure, all of them were exceptional fighters, but this wasn't a few Imperial Scouts. This was one of the Empire's most Elite fighters, Turon.
Appearing beside a small waterfall, all of them looked around, not seeing Turon, and yet sensing him clearly. Then, as they turned around, they could clearly see the pond in which the waterfall fed. Beside it, a lone man could be seen, wearing no shirt, practicing basic martial arts forms.
Not facing them, Turon laughed softly, the moves flowing smoothly as he talked. "I knew this day would come. How many of you shall fight, and how many watch? One, two, three at the most? I know that must be Akumeza my reports showed, the highest one here by far. But if you want to beat me, you'll need more than that. Much more." Stopping, he turned to them, and placed his hands in front of his chest. "Now we see how many are fit to battle the Empire." Ki spiraled around his palms, then flew in a massive red-and-black blast towards them. Instinctively, Gohan rushed to the front, and planted his hands in front of him, a large wave of energy exploding in front of them, creating a shield.
"Damnit, Gohan. Don't waste your energy. Don't be a fool. You can't stand against that for long," said Akumeza, flipping over the shield. Floating above the blast, but making motions with his feet so it appeared he was walking on it, Akumeza raised a palm to Turon. Ki spiraled off of it, and Turon's blast stopped, the shield exploding and Gohan and the others falling back. Akumeza laughed demonically, a huge blast spilling out towards Turon.
The fight had begun.
-----At the Tower of the Mages-----
Goten and Ryan turned, looking South. "Do you FEEL THAT?!" said Goten.
Ryan nodded hurriedly, forgetting their practice match. "Is that your brother?!"
"One of the lower ones is, I think. One of them is familiar..as though I've sensed it twice. Part of it, I know. Part of that large Ki is Akujin. The other part is...vaguely familiar, but I can't recall where I felt it. I feel as though I should....But who is the other big one?!"
Ryan laughed. "You still don't recognize it. That's Turon, Goten."
Magus shook his head, looking at the two kids. "Damnit, I don't feel a thing. How can you be sure ANYTHING is going on down there?"
"Noone would power up that high, and start loosing Ki blasts like that, if there was not a battle. I guess Turon is a bad guy...but why isn't Gohan going to his max? Even if he's done nothing but sit and eat, he should be at a WAY higher level than that! He's not even in Super Saiya-jin right now! He's standing around in the normal level!" cried Goten, shaking his head.
Ryan shook his head. "I don't know, Goten."
Magus looked down at the two kids. "He's probably trying to conserve energy. I've seen Goten go Super Saiya-jin before. It takes a lot of energy out of you. And at this higher level, it probably takes a LOT of energy. He most likely wants to be able to help when he can, for as long as he can."
Goten nodded. "That makes sense. Lots of sense. Yeah!"
"Sooo..what about today's match, boys?"
Goten looked to Ryan and grinned sheepishly, rubbing the back of his head. "Sorry!" His face turning serious once more, he moved back to his stance, fireballs leaping out of his palms, and situating themselves above them. "Ready."
Ryan did basically the same thing, but with one large fireball.
"Resume the match."
The now-loosed fireballs flew at each other, and as they hit, an explosion came forth, with a loud "BANG!"
So, Gohan and Akumeza find out they are to be fathers. Then they dive neck-deep into a battle with one of the strongest men in the galaxy. And Goten learns basically that his brother is not the best, but one of the best, and that "fire is fucking awesome!"
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::SonGohan and Yuuseke walk back out on stage::
Yuuseke: Woah..dude...you're demented.
SonGohan: How..?
Yuuseke: You didn't write the sex scenes! That's just WRONG! And you're having GOHAN have a child with VIDEL! That goes agaisnt everything we stand for!
SonGohan: One, I don't like lemon(or anything with descriptive sex). Two, it doesn't go against my morals, since Gohan shall break up with Videl, and keep the kid. ^_^; Kind'ah cold, but Videl deserves it, and more. And three, what do you mean "we"?!
Yuuseke: ...Uhhh..forget I said that! ^^;;
SonGohan: ..Yeah..right...Anyways..I know this chapter kind of sucks, but it's something, right? Right..Er, I'll work on another soon. And remember...[]D[][]V[][]Ds forever!!!!
::SonGohan zanzoukens away, leaving Yuuseke behind::
Yuuseke: ..Great..I've gotta shut down for him..-_-;;
::Yuuseke hurls a bucket at the wall, hitting a switch, and the lights go out::
Yuuseke: God damnit!!
Yuuseke: Hey! This isn't where I was going to meet Botan for my next assignment...What the..??
SonGohan: ..Where's my DBZ Character/Dude to read the disclaimer?
Yuuseke: ..Whatever. I'm going to go...
SonGohan: WAIT!! I need you to read a disclaimer for me! You can do it, since your dub is produced by FUNimation just like Dragonball Z's!!!!
Yuuseke: ...O_o;;; Okay..?
::SonGohan hands Yuuseke a few yellow sticky-notes::
Yuuseke: (While squinting at the notes) Eh..scratchy handwriting...."This fanfic in no way claims to own Dragonball Z, currently licensed under FUNimation productions. May God send FUNimation burns for their crappy dubbing..." HEY! I happen to like the way they dubbed Yuu Yuu Hakusho!!
SonGohan: ..Ehhh..o_o;; I didn't MEAN for it come like that..someone must have messed with the message..yeah..that's it!
Yuuseke: ...Right.
SonGohan: Alrighty then! I know in the last chapter at the beginning I said I'd have a fight in it with Turon..but I don't recall placing that fight in..So you'll have excuse me for actually forgetting that small little detail! ^_^;;;; Now then. Just a few side-notes..nothing that big...I think....o.o;; Sort of a filler, sort of not. Next chapter announces my Almost-Done-With-The-Fanfiction-Chapter, which after I think there will be somewhere from 3-7 chapters left...! Finally. After a few months, this damned...er...this fanfic is going to be finished! Anyways..Heh heh. This chapter may *suggest* that sexual intercourse involved between a few of the characters..eh..you'll see who. I cannot write lemon, and I don't intend to try. Fuck, you'll see....
::An explosion is seen, and we are gone, the people in the fic appearing, as well as the setting::
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As Gohan was walking across the Tower to meet with Dende for a short breakfast, Videl sped around a corner, grinning and giggling.
"GOHAN!! Guess what!!" she said, as she sped to him.
"Uhhh...What?" he asked, arching an eyebrow.
"I'm..pregnant!" She smiled and hugged him.
Gohan nearly fell over when she hugged him, but he caught himself just in time. "Pr-..pregnant??"
Videl nodded happily. "I'm going to be a mommy!" Smiling, she snuggled into Gohan's chest.
Gohan looked to the sky, a far-away look. "I'm..going to be a father. I can't..believe it. A dad..Wow! So Videl. What should we name him and/or her?"
"I think we'll call her Pan..."
"But..what if it's male?"
"It won't be! But, if it's a boy, you pick the name. Okay?"
"I already know. If he's a boy..his name shall be Gokai."
"Gokai? That sounds like he'll be a fighter, just like his dad." Giggling softly, she hugged Gohan tightly.
Gohan smiled softly. "Me...a dad..."
Just then, Akumeza appeared in front of Gohan, but behind Videl. "Gohan!! I'm going to be a FATHER!! ME!!! Can you believe that?! It's soooo strange!"
Gohan nodded, and grinned. "So am I, Aku. Heh."
Aku grinned. "Gohan, you sly dog you..."
"Heh, you can talk." It's hard to get past the fact that Akumeza was half-family destroyer half-best friend, but the best friend part seemed dominant, though he was far more eager to fight. And that's saying something.
"Ohhh, Ivy's going to be a mommy, too?" Videl said.
Akumeza nodded. "Yep! I'm going to be a daddy. Damn, dad'd be proud."
Gohan's breath caught. Dad. Gokou. He would be a grandfather in the months to come, if he hadn't died...with Cell...more guilt. No, he would defend Videl and unborn child with everything he had, and more, to keep them safe. Noone would harm his coming child, or the mother.
"Aku, I've been thinking. You're extremely powerful. I don't think Turon could stand a chance against you now. But even if he COULD, he would be nothing to the two of us fused. Or if Sabre fused with you, or both of us. But I doubt that would be needed. Sooo, I propose we use my Shunkan-idou, which father taught me, and I find his Ki then take us there."
Akumeza looked to Gohan, his eyes burning with an unknown fire. "You mean you could have just taken me there from the start? As soon as I got back?"
"Well, yeah, but I had to see how strong you were. I wasn't sure."
"DAMNIT! NEVER UNDER-ESTIMATE A DEMON!!! WE AREN'T PUSHOVERS!!"
"AKU, DUDE!! Calm down!! I wasn't putting down demons. I just wasn't sure of your power," said a slightly scared Son Gohan.
Akumeza breathed, and visibly calmed. "Sorry, Gohan. I think it was some of Akuma's old rage. You'd be surprised at how mad the man could get, especially since he seemed so calm and reserved...Anyways...Yeah, Gohan, let's go find Turon. I wish to royally wipe the floor with him. Then we can find Valnir. And then take out the Empire."
Gohan shook his head. "Aku, it may take everything and more to take out Turon. Going after anyone else would be suicide. Sorry, I will NOT take us to our deaths."
Videl, who had been patiently listening, shook her head. "Aku, if Gohan gets hurt..I swear..I will..I will KILL you."
Gohan smiled, and hugged Videl softly. "She cares for my well-being more than I do." Laughing softly, he kissed her cheek, then let go of her and floated to the end of the Tower, followed closely by Akumeza, who was on foot.
Gohan placed his two fore-fingers to his forehead, and motioned for Aku to come closer. "Now, touch my shoulder, and leave the rest to m-" he was cut off by Sabre charging up to them, pulling his Gi shirt over his head.
"You weren't going to go to a fight without ME, were you now? That's insane, my friend!" he laughed, grabbing Gohan's shoulder.
"..Sorry! Forgot to come and get you. Anyways. Just keep hold of my shoulder, and we'll be with Turon in a few moments." Just then, Kolaan appeared.
"And what about ME? The Leader of the Shadow Realm should be included, thank you very much."
"Huh? Shadow Realm?" said Akumeza, Sabre, and Gohan, in unison, making Sabrejinhan's voice perfectly.
Kolaan blinked, then cursed himself silently. "I may as well tell you. But LATER! After the fight." Grinning, he grabbed Sabre's shoulder. "If I touch him, when he's touching you, it'll take me too, right?"
Gohan nodded as Aku grabbed Gohan's other shoulder.
Searching for Turon's Ki energy was kind of hard, since he had a human Ki, but it was enormously high. As soon as he found it, he nodded to himself. "Get ready." All of their images began to blur as Marron and Ivy ran out, waving their arms to stop them. CJ, too, but she was running far more briskly.
"Crap!!" Gohan and the others' images blurred before the women could reach them, though, which they were thankful for. Sure, all of them were exceptional fighters, but this wasn't a few Imperial Scouts. This was one of the Empire's most Elite fighters, Turon.
Appearing beside a small waterfall, all of them looked around, not seeing Turon, and yet sensing him clearly. Then, as they turned around, they could clearly see the pond in which the waterfall fed. Beside it, a lone man could be seen, wearing no shirt, practicing basic martial arts forms.
Not facing them, Turon laughed softly, the moves flowing smoothly as he talked. "I knew this day would come. How many of you shall fight, and how many watch? One, two, three at the most? I know that must be Akumeza my reports showed, the highest one here by far. But if you want to beat me, you'll need more than that. Much more." Stopping, he turned to them, and placed his hands in front of his chest. "Now we see how many are fit to battle the Empire." Ki spiraled around his palms, then flew in a massive red-and-black blast towards them. Instinctively, Gohan rushed to the front, and planted his hands in front of him, a large wave of energy exploding in front of them, creating a shield.
"Damnit, Gohan. Don't waste your energy. Don't be a fool. You can't stand against that for long," said Akumeza, flipping over the shield. Floating above the blast, but making motions with his feet so it appeared he was walking on it, Akumeza raised a palm to Turon. Ki spiraled off of it, and Turon's blast stopped, the shield exploding and Gohan and the others falling back. Akumeza laughed demonically, a huge blast spilling out towards Turon.
The fight had begun.
-----At the Tower of the Mages-----
Goten and Ryan turned, looking South. "Do you FEEL THAT?!" said Goten.
Ryan nodded hurriedly, forgetting their practice match. "Is that your brother?!"
"One of the lower ones is, I think. One of them is familiar..as though I've sensed it twice. Part of it, I know. Part of that large Ki is Akujin. The other part is...vaguely familiar, but I can't recall where I felt it. I feel as though I should....But who is the other big one?!"
Ryan laughed. "You still don't recognize it. That's Turon, Goten."
Magus shook his head, looking at the two kids. "Damnit, I don't feel a thing. How can you be sure ANYTHING is going on down there?"
"Noone would power up that high, and start loosing Ki blasts like that, if there was not a battle. I guess Turon is a bad guy...but why isn't Gohan going to his max? Even if he's done nothing but sit and eat, he should be at a WAY higher level than that! He's not even in Super Saiya-jin right now! He's standing around in the normal level!" cried Goten, shaking his head.
Ryan shook his head. "I don't know, Goten."
Magus looked down at the two kids. "He's probably trying to conserve energy. I've seen Goten go Super Saiya-jin before. It takes a lot of energy out of you. And at this higher level, it probably takes a LOT of energy. He most likely wants to be able to help when he can, for as long as he can."
Goten nodded. "That makes sense. Lots of sense. Yeah!"
"Sooo..what about today's match, boys?"
Goten looked to Ryan and grinned sheepishly, rubbing the back of his head. "Sorry!" His face turning serious once more, he moved back to his stance, fireballs leaping out of his palms, and situating themselves above them. "Ready."
Ryan did basically the same thing, but with one large fireball.
"Resume the match."
The now-loosed fireballs flew at each other, and as they hit, an explosion came forth, with a loud "BANG!"
So, Gohan and Akumeza find out they are to be fathers. Then they dive neck-deep into a battle with one of the strongest men in the galaxy. And Goten learns basically that his brother is not the best, but one of the best, and that "fire is fucking awesome!"
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::SonGohan and Yuuseke walk back out on stage::
Yuuseke: Woah..dude...you're demented.
SonGohan: How..?
Yuuseke: You didn't write the sex scenes! That's just WRONG! And you're having GOHAN have a child with VIDEL! That goes agaisnt everything we stand for!
SonGohan: One, I don't like lemon(or anything with descriptive sex). Two, it doesn't go against my morals, since Gohan shall break up with Videl, and keep the kid. ^_^; Kind'ah cold, but Videl deserves it, and more. And three, what do you mean "we"?!
Yuuseke: ...Uhhh..forget I said that! ^^;;
SonGohan: ..Yeah..right...Anyways..I know this chapter kind of sucks, but it's something, right? Right..Er, I'll work on another soon. And remember...[]D[][]V[][]Ds forever!!!!
::SonGohan zanzoukens away, leaving Yuuseke behind::
Yuuseke: ..Great..I've gotta shut down for him..-_-;;
::Yuuseke hurls a bucket at the wall, hitting a switch, and the lights go out::
Yuuseke: God damnit!!