The Attack of the Killer Dibbuns!!!!
by Basil Psyche (that's me!)
A very crazy idea I just thought of exactly....2 minutes and 33 seconds ago... You already know I don't own Redwall so don't sue me! Please read and review!
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This is the tale of three very naughty Dibbuns
who felt it is wise to injure others
sometimes they would bite and kick
they would even hurt their own mothers!
The Abbot had to do something
because Redwall was under attack
by some very evil foxes
who were all dressed up in black!
The three Dibbuns were way too much trouble
because Redwall had to prepare for war
and the Dibbuns were always in the way
of the creatures doing their chore.
So the Abbot thought of an idea
and what an idea it was
he would give the Dibbuns to the foxes
it didn't have any flaws!
So they got the three little Dibbuns
And they tossed them over the wall
but surprisingly they bounced back over
Something must have broken their fall.
It seemed they landed on the fox leader
and since he was holding a spear
he was instantly slain
and the foxes were gripped with fear!
What have these evil Abbey beasts done?
How could they kill the leader?
The foxes ran in retreat!
What a bunch of speeders!
And after that very incident
the Dibbuns were praised with cheers
but for some strange reason
they never pulled anyone's ears.
It seems they have changed their ways
or maybe they were just scared
because they had witnessed
that naughty beasts weren't spared!
by Basil Psyche (that's me!)
A very crazy idea I just thought of exactly....2 minutes and 33 seconds ago... You already know I don't own Redwall so don't sue me! Please read and review!
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This is the tale of three very naughty Dibbuns
who felt it is wise to injure others
sometimes they would bite and kick
they would even hurt their own mothers!
The Abbot had to do something
because Redwall was under attack
by some very evil foxes
who were all dressed up in black!
The three Dibbuns were way too much trouble
because Redwall had to prepare for war
and the Dibbuns were always in the way
of the creatures doing their chore.
So the Abbot thought of an idea
and what an idea it was
he would give the Dibbuns to the foxes
it didn't have any flaws!
So they got the three little Dibbuns
And they tossed them over the wall
but surprisingly they bounced back over
Something must have broken their fall.
It seemed they landed on the fox leader
and since he was holding a spear
he was instantly slain
and the foxes were gripped with fear!
What have these evil Abbey beasts done?
How could they kill the leader?
The foxes ran in retreat!
What a bunch of speeders!
And after that very incident
the Dibbuns were praised with cheers
but for some strange reason
they never pulled anyone's ears.
It seems they have changed their ways
or maybe they were just scared
because they had witnessed
that naughty beasts weren't spared!