Title: I Won't Say (I'm in Love)
Summary: Heehee, Duo sings, the boys dance... what more could you want? Oh, some shonen ai? Got that! 1+2
Shaman: Greetings and merry meet!
Piemur: Ahh! Run away! She's written something funny!
Shaman: Shut up!
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(The scene opens to the current safe mansion's living room. Duo is sitting on the couch, alone, reading a comic book. He glances up to look out the window. We can see Heero sitting with Relena under a tree.)
Duo: (singing) If there is a prize for rotten judgment, I guess I've already won that. No man is worth the aggravation, that's ancient history! Been there, done that!
(Quatre and Trowa enter, wearing togas. They lean over Duo's shoulders.)
Quatre and Trowa: (singing) Who do'ya think your kiddin'? He's the earth and heaven to ya! Try to keep it hidden, honey, we can see right through ya!
Duo: Ooooohh!
Quatre and Trowa: Boy you can't conceal it, we know how ya feel and who your thinkin' of!
Duo: No chance, no way! I won't say it! No, no!
Quatre and Trowa: You swoon, you sigh—
(Wufei barges in, yelling about noise, immediately shuts up.)
Quatre and Trowa: (Giving Wufei annoyed looks) Why deny it? Uh-oh!
Duo: (not noticing any of them) It's too cliché! I won't say I'm in loooooove!
Quatre, Wufei and Trowa: Shoo loo, shoo loo.
Duo: I thought my heart had learned its lesson...it feels so good when ya start out. (leans against the window, staring at Heero) My head is screaming: "Get a grip, Boy! Unless you're dying to cry your heart out!" (throws himself on the ground in the middle of the floor) Oooo-oooh!
Quatre, Trowa and Wufei: (dancing around him in a circle, a bit like synchronized swimming...) You keep on denying who you are and how you're feelin'. Baby, we're not buying! Hon, we saw ya hit the ceiling!
Quatre: (gets down in Duo's face) Face it like a grownup! When ya gonna own up?
Quatre, Trowa and Wufei: That ya—
Quatre: Got!
Trowa: Got!
Wufei: Got it bad!
Duo: (scowling) Oooh! No chance, no way. I won't say it, no no!
Quatre, Trowa and Wufei: Give up, or give in!
Trowa: ........
Quatre: (sweatdrop) Check the queen—
Quatre, Trowa and Wufei: You're in looooooooove!
Duo: This scene won't play. I won't say I'm in looooooooo—
Quatre, Trowa and Wufei: You're doin' flips! Read our lips: you're in love!
Duo: (looks annoyed he was interrupted) You're way off base, I won't say it!
Quatre, Trowa and Wufei: He won't say it, no!
Duo: Get off my case! I won't say it!
Quatre, Trowa and Wufei: Boy, don't be proud! It's ok you're in loooove!
(Heero walks in with Relena. Relena is instantly grabbed, muffled and tied down.)
Duo: (picks up a photo of Heero) Oooo-ohhh, ooo-ohhh. (goofy grin) At least out loud, I won't say I'm in loooooooove...
Quatre, Wufei and Trowa: Shalalalalala...
Heero: (strides over to Duo and kisses him)
Quatre, Wufei and Trowa: Awwww...
(a muffled scream is heard from behind the couch...)