Disclaimer- As we all know, I don't own, and I pray every night that I could own Legolas...but like thats gonna happen!!

Author's Note: I am going to take someone's advice ( no offense, but I don't remember how to spell your name, although, it starts with an 'N'!!! Weaver of Dreams, thats what you are!! ;-)) I am not going to rename until I am almost done. And on the divorce thing, it was a bad thing at first but now, I don't think it is that bad. I don't like my parents, and it is ok to only see each 3 and four times a week. Although, it has been two years since mom cheated with asslicker, and when my parents get together, me and my bro always get into their fights one way or another.

So, enough about me!!! Back to the story!!!!


Chapter 3


Legolas lead them to a strange woman, and Secret climbed off his back. He bowed and said a quick goodbye to Secret.

" My name is Arwen...and I hear that your's is Secret. I'm pleased to meet you." the woman said.

" I'm please to meet you too." Secret replied.

" Now, I'm going to clean you up, and get rid of those dirty clothes." she said, looking at them.

Secret looked at her clothes, and laughed. They were covered in mud as if she had been rolling around in a pig pin.

" No, I will wash them, but I don't want to get rid of them, ma'am." she said. She said this because if she was stuck here, she didn't want to wear a dress every day of her life.

" If it suits you best..." Arwen said as she walked towards her.



An hour later, Arwen walked out with Secret behind her. She had a tight wrap around her ankle so she could walk.

Legolas walked up, and she saw him scanning her over. She had on a light blue dress that went down to her ankles, her hair was out of the rubber band, and it was combed out of all of its knots.

She didn't have on any high-heels because she knew it would hurt her ankle more. Also, she had a beautiful necklace that had a blue stone on the end.

Legolas bowed in front of her and kissed her hand. " If you please, I can show you around the place. That's if thats what Lady Arwen wants it to be." he said. Arwen nodded, and he got up off the ground. Secret smiled. Her heart did a dive when he kissed her hand. " Follow me." he said, turning.

He showed her around, and when they were walking back, she turned.

" So, what to you do for shits and giggles around here?" she asked. He looked at her.

" Shits and giggles? What do you mean by that?" he asked, with that ever so cute quizzical look on his face.

" Oh!! That means, like, as in fun!" she said, laughing that he really didn't know what that ment. Then she remembered that these people were more primordial, like she had went back in time.

" Oh...we have feasts...and sometimes we have contest on who is the best at archery." he answered.

" I see...but, I don't know how I got here. Or were I am. It is like a totally different world. You have horses instead of cars. I mean, its not like I didn't have horses. I had a farm that I inherited from my mother, when she died. I really want to know what happened." she said.

He looked at her, then smiled. "Then mabey Lord Elrond will know!" he said.

" Mabey..." she said. She was thinking that the fake ring she got had something to do with it, but she put that out of her mind. She knew if she pulled it out of her pocket, everyone might die of sudden heart failure.

" Let me take you to Lord Elrond. He wanted to see you anyway." he said. When Legolas said ' Lord Elrond' Secret thought of some fat king sitting in a chair, eating a piece of chicken, ordering people around for some more chicken. And ordering people's death, and making women give him pleasure. Those poor, poor girls! She shivered at the thought.

Legolas lead her to a large door, and there was a man, and Legolas again said something that was incomprehencable to Secret.

The other man came back, and Legolas turned to leave, but Secret grabbed his arm. " Don't leave me!" she whispered. She knew that sounded like she was scared, but she was because of the thoughts in her head.

He shook his head, and walked in behind her.

She was taking in deep breaths, and Lord Elrond walked in. She let out a deep breath that she had been holding. He wasn't as she pictured him, so he was ok.

" Ahh...your name is Secret Wood. Correct?" he said as Legolas and Secret bowed.

Secret explained what had happened. Everything but getting the fake ring. She told him what she was doing, then being in a tree, then being here.

He nodded, and smiled. " Your keeping something from me." he said.

" No! Why would you think that?!" she exclaimed.

" When you dicide to tell me, I'm here." he replied. At that, Legolas and Secret bowed and left.

" You weren't keeping anything from him were you?" Legolas asked her after they were almost back to her room.

" Well, err, nothing of any importance..." she mumbled.





Well, what do ya'll think? I was wondering if someone could tell me something in a review. I have a problem, and I feel stupid, but I have discs that you have to format yourself, and I dunno how. I can't get italics or bold or anything. I would real, really like to know how. It would do a great deal of good. Thanx 4 reading!!