Prepare ye.
This crazy little work of fanfiction was written by myself, The Potions Mistress, and my best friend, Wanda. We write it back and forth in school instead of listening in class. She has written all the odd chapters and I the even ones. It is all in fun, purely a joke, and by no means what I would consider a good sample of either of our writing. It is, however, one hell of a hilarious cross over. It's about time this world had a cross over of epic proportions, so it is with great honor that we present this to you.
Disclaimer: Neither Wanda nor I own Harry Potter or The Lord of the Rings. They belong to JK Rowling and JRR Tolkein. (I'm thinking of changing my name to TP Mistress… ok, not funny, I know, I'll shut up). You should all just be glad that I don't own any hobbits and Wanda doesn't own any elves. The world might be a different (ie: scary) place. :o)
This story also has LOTS of inside jokes in it. And guess what? You get to be in on the jokes, because otherwise you wouldn't understand some parts of the story. Aren't you special now?
So sit back, brush up on your sarcasm and read away.
"Are you adequately prepared to rock?" Principal Skinner on The Simpsons
God, I hope so.
Ay Carumba!
Ch 1 Nursery Rhymes, Jellybeans, and Legolas on the scent.
A/N Wanda once wrote a play about Elijah Wood getting totally drunk off his ass on his 21st birthday. Thus you'll notice that Frodo has quite a liking for beer-flavored things.
Ok it starts off really randomly but it gets good, bear with us.
(Hobbits and elf hopping through the Shire.)
Pippin: Merry had a little lamb…
Merry: Whose fleece was white as show!
Frodo: Merry, Merry quite contrary…
Legolas: How does your garden grow?
Merry: Sam tends it.
Sam: Yup! (grins proudly) No… wait… I tend Mr. Frodo's garden.
Merry: Well, ya should be tending mine!
Sam: Why?
Merry: So my little lamb will have a place to live.
Pippin: Jellybeans!
Legolas: What?
Pippin: Jellybeans!
(everyone looks at him like he's crazy)
Pippin: (pouts) I like jellybeans.
Frodo: Merry can grow some in his garden. Mmm…. Beer-flavored jellybeans…
(Legolas slowly slides away from crazy hobbits.)
Merry: Hey Legolas where ya going?
Our chapters are short (most of them). I'm putting 2 up today also. So… please review and you'll get 3 & 4. Thanks for reading. See ya real soon.
~*The Potions Mistress*~ and Wanda
This crazy little work of fanfiction was written by myself, The Potions Mistress, and my best friend, Wanda. We write it back and forth in school instead of listening in class. She has written all the odd chapters and I the even ones. It is all in fun, purely a joke, and by no means what I would consider a good sample of either of our writing. It is, however, one hell of a hilarious cross over. It's about time this world had a cross over of epic proportions, so it is with great honor that we present this to you.
Disclaimer: Neither Wanda nor I own Harry Potter or The Lord of the Rings. They belong to JK Rowling and JRR Tolkein. (I'm thinking of changing my name to TP Mistress… ok, not funny, I know, I'll shut up). You should all just be glad that I don't own any hobbits and Wanda doesn't own any elves. The world might be a different (ie: scary) place. :o)
This story also has LOTS of inside jokes in it. And guess what? You get to be in on the jokes, because otherwise you wouldn't understand some parts of the story. Aren't you special now?
So sit back, brush up on your sarcasm and read away.
"Are you adequately prepared to rock?" Principal Skinner on The Simpsons
God, I hope so.
Ay Carumba!
Ch 1 Nursery Rhymes, Jellybeans, and Legolas on the scent.
A/N Wanda once wrote a play about Elijah Wood getting totally drunk off his ass on his 21st birthday. Thus you'll notice that Frodo has quite a liking for beer-flavored things.
Ok it starts off really randomly but it gets good, bear with us.
(Hobbits and elf hopping through the Shire.)
Pippin: Merry had a little lamb…
Merry: Whose fleece was white as show!
Frodo: Merry, Merry quite contrary…
Legolas: How does your garden grow?
Merry: Sam tends it.
Sam: Yup! (grins proudly) No… wait… I tend Mr. Frodo's garden.
Merry: Well, ya should be tending mine!
Sam: Why?
Merry: So my little lamb will have a place to live.
Pippin: Jellybeans!
Legolas: What?
Pippin: Jellybeans!
(everyone looks at him like he's crazy)
Pippin: (pouts) I like jellybeans.
Frodo: Merry can grow some in his garden. Mmm…. Beer-flavored jellybeans…
(Legolas slowly slides away from crazy hobbits.)
Merry: Hey Legolas where ya going?
Our chapters are short (most of them). I'm putting 2 up today also. So… please review and you'll get 3 & 4. Thanks for reading. See ya real soon.
~*The Potions Mistress*~ and Wanda