Disclaimer: Same as before.
A/N Wanda and I had to do a literary newspaper for the literary fair. A Lit newspaper is when you take a book and basically report on the events of the book like articles. So we did a combo of LOTR and HP. We said that the papers got magically combined in the press room when Merry tripped over Hermione's stack of papers. So that's what she's talking about, ok.
Oh and one more thing. Our characters are kind of OOC. Sorry bout that, just got a little carried away.
Ch 2- The Madness Begins
Legolas: I thought I saw something move behind that bush.
Pippin: What? Where? Ahh Orcs! We're gonna die!
Legolas: Shut-up, fool of a Took, they're not Orcs or we'd have smelt them by now.
(Legolas creeps slowly to bush and pulls it aside. Behind it are 4 girls. The girls are shocked and scream.)
Sam: Ahhhh! Master Frodo, get Sting! Get Sting!
Legolas: You people are retarded. It's a bunch of girls.
(The 4 girls stand up. One is oriental looking with black hair, one has red hair, one has bushy brown hair, one has brown hair with purpley-blue eyes.)
Bushy Brown Haired Girl: Where are we? (looks up at Legolas) Who are you? And why are you so tall?
Legolas: I'm Legolas Greenleaf of Mirkwood. And who might you be?
Bushy Brown Haired Girl: My name's Hermione Granger of… Hogwarts. These are my friends Lavender Brown, Ginny Weasley, and Cho Chang.
Cho: Where are we?
Frodo: You're in the Shire. Hobbiton.
(the girls gasp)
Lavender: Oh my, like, God. What in the world are you? Like a midget or something?
Frodo: (indignantly) I am a hobbit thankyouverymuch!
Merry: Yeah, like you've never seen a hobbit before.
Hermione: Hey! You! I know you.
Merry: Oh yeah. It's you, the idiot girl who ruined my newspaper.
Hermione: Excuse me. I ruined YOUR newspaper? At least I didn't trip like and idiot over a 2 foot tall stack of paper!
Legolas: Both of you guys chill. It's not like anyone got hurt or anything.
You like so far? Good. Review. NOW. 3 & 4 coming as soon as I realize that enough people care about this. Cheerio, now. Pip, pip…
A/N Wanda and I had to do a literary newspaper for the literary fair. A Lit newspaper is when you take a book and basically report on the events of the book like articles. So we did a combo of LOTR and HP. We said that the papers got magically combined in the press room when Merry tripped over Hermione's stack of papers. So that's what she's talking about, ok.
Oh and one more thing. Our characters are kind of OOC. Sorry bout that, just got a little carried away.
Ch 2- The Madness Begins
Legolas: I thought I saw something move behind that bush.
Pippin: What? Where? Ahh Orcs! We're gonna die!
Legolas: Shut-up, fool of a Took, they're not Orcs or we'd have smelt them by now.
(Legolas creeps slowly to bush and pulls it aside. Behind it are 4 girls. The girls are shocked and scream.)
Sam: Ahhhh! Master Frodo, get Sting! Get Sting!
Legolas: You people are retarded. It's a bunch of girls.
(The 4 girls stand up. One is oriental looking with black hair, one has red hair, one has bushy brown hair, one has brown hair with purpley-blue eyes.)
Bushy Brown Haired Girl: Where are we? (looks up at Legolas) Who are you? And why are you so tall?
Legolas: I'm Legolas Greenleaf of Mirkwood. And who might you be?
Bushy Brown Haired Girl: My name's Hermione Granger of… Hogwarts. These are my friends Lavender Brown, Ginny Weasley, and Cho Chang.
Cho: Where are we?
Frodo: You're in the Shire. Hobbiton.
(the girls gasp)
Lavender: Oh my, like, God. What in the world are you? Like a midget or something?
Frodo: (indignantly) I am a hobbit thankyouverymuch!
Merry: Yeah, like you've never seen a hobbit before.
Hermione: Hey! You! I know you.
Merry: Oh yeah. It's you, the idiot girl who ruined my newspaper.
Hermione: Excuse me. I ruined YOUR newspaper? At least I didn't trip like and idiot over a 2 foot tall stack of paper!
Legolas: Both of you guys chill. It's not like anyone got hurt or anything.
You like so far? Good. Review. NOW. 3 & 4 coming as soon as I realize that enough people care about this. Cheerio, now. Pip, pip…