Disclaimer: Same as before.
Thanks to all that have reviewed so far!
Notes to reviewers:
Hermione: Ron and Harry come in later. Just wait and see
Amber: Our chapters are gonna be kinda short because we do this in school and we only have so much time when the teacher isn't watching or actually gives free time. My chapters (the even ones) are a little longer than Wanda's simply cuz I'm long winded and once I start writing, I can't shut up.
There are really no more inside jokes in this story, so just know those two.
Ch 3- Fun With Every Flavor Beans
Merry: No one got hurt? Just look at my beautiful hobbit feet!
(Everyone looks and sees paper cuts all over Merry's feet.)
Hermione: (rolls eyes) Yeah and that's supposed to be MY fault. You'd think he'd be looking UP at a 2 foot-tall stack of paper.
Merry: Why you insolent little… (leaps at her)
Legolas: (grabs Merry mid leap) In the name of Elbereth and Gilthoniel, relax! She's a kid and even though she's a foot and a half taller, she's about 30 years younger than you.
Pippin: Jellybeans!
Cho: Jellybeans? I have every flavor beans. Want some?
Pippin: Are they like jellybeans?
Hermione: Yes.
Pippin: Then I would love some! (Cho gives the bag to Pippin who chooses a grey one. He chews it.) Mushroom!
Frodo: Let me try. (grabs a yellow one) Beer flavored! Yes!
Merry: Got any grass flavored ones for my lamb? Oh wait… she (points to Herm) might give Lambkins a NEWSpaper flavored one and kill her.
Herm: (angrily) Why you stupid house-elf… Wait, I'm insulting house-elves by relating you to them.
Thanks to all that have reviewed so far!
Notes to reviewers:
Hermione: Ron and Harry come in later. Just wait and see
Amber: Our chapters are gonna be kinda short because we do this in school and we only have so much time when the teacher isn't watching or actually gives free time. My chapters (the even ones) are a little longer than Wanda's simply cuz I'm long winded and once I start writing, I can't shut up.
There are really no more inside jokes in this story, so just know those two.
Ch 3- Fun With Every Flavor Beans
Merry: No one got hurt? Just look at my beautiful hobbit feet!
(Everyone looks and sees paper cuts all over Merry's feet.)
Hermione: (rolls eyes) Yeah and that's supposed to be MY fault. You'd think he'd be looking UP at a 2 foot-tall stack of paper.
Merry: Why you insolent little… (leaps at her)
Legolas: (grabs Merry mid leap) In the name of Elbereth and Gilthoniel, relax! She's a kid and even though she's a foot and a half taller, she's about 30 years younger than you.
Pippin: Jellybeans!
Cho: Jellybeans? I have every flavor beans. Want some?
Pippin: Are they like jellybeans?
Hermione: Yes.
Pippin: Then I would love some! (Cho gives the bag to Pippin who chooses a grey one. He chews it.) Mushroom!
Frodo: Let me try. (grabs a yellow one) Beer flavored! Yes!
Merry: Got any grass flavored ones for my lamb? Oh wait… she (points to Herm) might give Lambkins a NEWSpaper flavored one and kill her.
Herm: (angrily) Why you stupid house-elf… Wait, I'm insulting house-elves by relating you to them.