Disclaimer: Same as before.
Ch 4- Rallying for SPEW and mysterious disappearances.
Frodo: He's a hobbit, not an elf thankyouverymuch. Get it right!
Herm: Well he looks like a house-elf.
Legolas: I'm an elf.
(All 4 girls stare in disbelief.)
Lavender: UhUh. YOU are a house servant?
Legolas: No.
Cho: But you said you were an elf.
Legolas: I am.
(All 4 girls stare at each other dumbfounded.)
Legolas: Do elves look different in your world?
Herm: I'd say. First of all, they're shorter than idiot-boy over there and they don't really have hair.
Lavender: And they have really big eyes.
Cho: And they're house servants. And when they disobey their masters, they usually punish themselves by beating their heads against a wall or table.
Legolas: Elves? As house servants? Preposterous!
Cho: It's really not. They don't look anything like you.
Lavender: I wish they did.
Herm: The way people treat them is horrible. They wear pillowcases as clothes and tea cozys for hats. They do all the housework and can only be set free if their master gives them real clothing.
Legolas: This is an outrage!
Herm: You're telling me. During school last year, I tried to rally for house-elf rights, but get this, they don't want to be free. Some of them even LIKE doing all the work.
Legolas: What's wrong with them? You mean to say that my species has… de- evolved?
Herm: I guess so. I'm really sorry to see that. If the rest of your race is as intelligent as you then I'm sad we lost you.
Pippin: Speaking of loosing people, where's Frodo?
Sam: Ah, Mr. Frodo. Oh no!
Lavender: Hey! Ginny's missing too.
Herm: Oh crap! Ron'll kill me if I loose his little sister in another dimension!
That's all for now kids.
Thank you for reading. Now just do me one more favor before you go, and review. I would like it oh so much. I need encouragement.
Ch 4- Rallying for SPEW and mysterious disappearances.
Frodo: He's a hobbit, not an elf thankyouverymuch. Get it right!
Herm: Well he looks like a house-elf.
Legolas: I'm an elf.
(All 4 girls stare in disbelief.)
Lavender: UhUh. YOU are a house servant?
Legolas: No.
Cho: But you said you were an elf.
Legolas: I am.
(All 4 girls stare at each other dumbfounded.)
Legolas: Do elves look different in your world?
Herm: I'd say. First of all, they're shorter than idiot-boy over there and they don't really have hair.
Lavender: And they have really big eyes.
Cho: And they're house servants. And when they disobey their masters, they usually punish themselves by beating their heads against a wall or table.
Legolas: Elves? As house servants? Preposterous!
Cho: It's really not. They don't look anything like you.
Lavender: I wish they did.
Herm: The way people treat them is horrible. They wear pillowcases as clothes and tea cozys for hats. They do all the housework and can only be set free if their master gives them real clothing.
Legolas: This is an outrage!
Herm: You're telling me. During school last year, I tried to rally for house-elf rights, but get this, they don't want to be free. Some of them even LIKE doing all the work.
Legolas: What's wrong with them? You mean to say that my species has… de- evolved?
Herm: I guess so. I'm really sorry to see that. If the rest of your race is as intelligent as you then I'm sad we lost you.
Pippin: Speaking of loosing people, where's Frodo?
Sam: Ah, Mr. Frodo. Oh no!
Lavender: Hey! Ginny's missing too.
Herm: Oh crap! Ron'll kill me if I loose his little sister in another dimension!
That's all for now kids.
Thank you for reading. Now just do me one more favor before you go, and review. I would like it oh so much. I need encouragement.