Disclaimer: Same as before.

Thanks to everyone who has read and reviewed. You guys rule!

Notes to reviewers:

Rabbit: You naughty rabbit! Thinking bad things about my Ginny and Frodo. LOL.

Tsuki Tatsu: Thanks. We aim to please. And there will be a point to this story eventually. No joke, really. :o)



Ch-5 Welcome Back

(A few minutes later, Frodo walks out of his hobbit hole carrying a tray)

Frodo: Beer-flavored jello anyone?

(All Hogwarts students look at him like he's from Mars. All LOTR members accept the offer but Legolas.)

Legolas: No thanks. I'm not into getting drunk like you are. I'd rather look for the little fire-headed child.

Herm: Oh my God. Where could she be?

Merry: You shouldn't have lost her you orc!

Herm: What did you call me? You probably ate her and washed her down with that jello.

Merry: We're hobbits, not cannibals.

Sam: Where's Legolas?

(Everyone turns around, Legolas is no where to be seen.)

Frodo: He went that way. (Points towards woods)

(Legolas returns carrying a terrified Ginny.)

Herm: Ginny!!! Where were you? (Runs over to Ginny who has collapsed on the floor)

Next chapter's long. And we finally get somewhere in the plot. (Sort of)