The Exchange Student from Japan
By Devil Doll

Chapter 1: A New Girl

Carmelo Gómez and Salma Hayek, sophomores at Eric Idle High School, were walking down the outdoor hallway arguing, as they usually did, over homework.

"Oh, come on. six bucks plus I'll never ask for anything for the rest of the year." Salma pleaded.

"No fuckin' way, Salma. Do your own fuckin' homework. Besides, my services are worth more than six dollars." said Carmelo as he started to lighted a cigarette and started to snoke it.

"Pleeeassee! I'll never ask again. I swear." Salma begged. She was using her puppy dog look. her short blond hair and big blue eyes reminded Carmelo of his Cat, Alan Rickman; named after his favorite actor.

"Yeah, you do swear. Sometimes a little too much. Go ask Gwen or Jason. Just leave me out of it." said Carmelo making it clear that he wanted no part in doing her homework.

"Good idea. By the way, have you heard about that new exchange student?" said Salma as she took a cigarette from her pocket and put it her mouth before lighting.

"Yeah. I heard it's some bitch from Japan or something along those lines." said Carmelo taking one more siff of his cigarette before trowing it away.

"Do you think we sould ask Michael and and Kathleen if they know the neme of this girl?" said Salma.

"Sure, why not." said Carmelo as he and Salma heading towards the cafeteria.

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Michael Douglas and and Kathleen Swanson were arguing as they did almost all the time, and always over the same subject, the process that the cafeteria food went through before the students were allowed to eat it. Michael had short black hair and he was short for his age. Kathleen was the opposite in size, she was very tall for her age. She had very short red hair that she always comb. Carmelo and Salma sat down next to Kathleen and was ready to play peacemaker again.

"I'm telling you they deep fry everthing before they serve it to us."said Michael while taking a bite out of his sandwich.

"And I'm telling you they can't do that because the sandwich you're eating now is not deep fried, and neither is the pizza or pasta, little bitch." replied Kathleen after putting down her Pepsi.

"Stop calling me that, why do you always make fun of me?" said Michael.

"Because you're a piece of shit." said Carmelo.

"I am not a piece of shit!" said Michael getting pissed.

"Yeah, but you're a little bitch." said Salma and Kathleen.

"So, what bring you two here?' said Michael to Carmelo and Salma.

"Selma. wants to know the name of this new exchange student that's coming to our school." said Carmelo.

"Oh yeah. Her name is Kari Kamiya and she's going to stay with soneone's family." said Kathleen.

"Who's?" said Salma.

"Carmelo Gómez's family." said Michael.

"WHAT!!" said Carmelo as he black out.

To be continued...

References To:

BASEketball (1998)

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I know that I have put you through hell, and I know that I have been one rough pecker. But from here on, you are all in my cool book. - Seth Gecko, From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)