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Primera Poupre: Unfortunately, we're pretty much done actually writing the story and we didn't put Fred and George in it, BUT, we are writing a sequel that will take place at Hogwarts so F & G will most definitely in on the action.

Ch 9- On the Road to Rivendell

(Cart is rumbling down the road. Legolas puts his arm around Cho.)

Cho: (smacks arm) Get off!

Lavender: Yeah, you don't want her, she's a back-stabber.

Cho: Lav… I…

Lavender: Save it, Miss Priss!

(Cho looks down with tears in her eyes. Legolas puts his arm around her.)

Trelawney: My little halfling… come to me! (wiggles around.)

Snape: Somebody muzzle her!

Gandalf: Gladly. (duct tape is now on her mouth muffling her words)

Trelawney: Mrff…mfsf…murf!

Sam: Now she'll finally let my master alone.

Pippin: Hopefully… (looks at Trelawney who is squirming towards Frodo.)

Ginny: Yes, but…

Pippin: But what?

Ginny: (blushes) Never mind. (Scoots over next to Hermione.)

Herm: (in Ginny's ear) You like a hobbit?

Ginny: (blushes) No…

Herm: Which one?

Pippin: Her red-haired girl, you have any jellybeans?

Ginny: No, but I can find some for you! (gets ready to jump out of cart to find some)

Pippin: (grabs her and she falls back on him) Are you crazy? Don't jump out.

Gandalf: What's all that cursed racket back there?

Pippin: Sorry!

Ginny: I just wanted to get you jellybeans.

Pippin: (looks at Ginny like she's insane) There aren't any over the side of the wagon.

(Ginny blushes and scoots away.)

Merry: Pippin and Ginny, sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N- OW! (Pippin and Herm both shove Merry hard.)

Dumbledore: If you don't stop NOW!

Snape: Then I'll have the pleasure of dealing with you. (grins evily)

Merry: And?

Snape: (eyes glinting) You really don't want me to answer that question.

Merry: You're in our land now and if you think you can just waltz in here and take over you have another thing coming!

Herm: (shoves Merry and mutters) Shut up! You have no idea what he's capable of.

Merry: If you don't buzz off…

Legolas: Would you two PLEASE stop?

Sam: Yes, please do! (scowls)

(There is a loud thump from outside the cart. Lavender looks over the side and gasps.)