Disclaimer: Same as before.
Ch 10- Good Riddance to Bad Rubbish
Lavender: Ohmiagod! Professor Trelawney!
(Trelawney is lying in the road still twitching.)
Lavender: We have to go back for her.
Gandalf: There's no time.
Draco: And besides, now there's more room in the cart.
Lavender: How can you people be that heartless?
Snape: Fine, we'll take a vote. All those in favor of going back for Trelawney raise your hand.
(Lavender's is the only hand that goes up.)
Lavender: Hermione? Cho? Ginny? 'Cmon! Headmaster?
Dumbledore: I never did like Sybill that much.
Snape: So it's settled then, we stay.
Lavender: Nooo. (Sniffles) She's my favorite teacher.
Snape: (laughs) You Gryffindors really are stupid.
Lavender: I hate this place. I hope it burns.
Legolas: Just cause you're not having fun…
Lavender: You shut up, ok. Why don't you go make out with Cho?
Legolas: (shrugs) Ok. (starts sucking Cho's face. Cho doesn't seem to mind.)
(Lavender bursts into tears.)
Pippin: (To Ginny) Little red-haired girl, do you like me?
Ginny: My name's Ginny, by the way, and well… I think all 4 of you are cute.
Hobbits: US?
Merry: A big person that likes hobbits?
Ginny: (blushes) Yeah, you guys are so little and sweet and you sing songs and stuff. That's cute.
Sam: Aww. She likes us.
Pippin: But which one do you like the most?
Ginny: I don't know (smiles).
Herm: I can't believe you like a hobbit.
Frodo: Which one? Which one?
Pippin: It's me. Girls can't resist Tooks.
Frodo: No it's not.
Pippin: What? She almost jumped out of the cart to get me jellybeans.
Frodo: So what?
Pippin: Why do you care, Frodo?
Frodo: Well… I…
Merry: Uh huh, ok, SOMEBODY likes the big person.
Frodo: I do not. Please. (rolls eyes)
(The cart comes to a stop.)
Gandalf: Hogwarts folk, welcome to Rivendell.
Merry: It's been 3 days already?
Dumbledore: We drove fast.
(everyone hops out of cart)
Harry: Hey guys!
Herm: Harry! Where's Ron?
Ron: Right here.
(Herm hugs Ron and kisses him on the cheek.)
Herm: I missed you.
Ron: Me too.
Merry: Excuse me while I puke.
Herm: Oh yeah, Ron, this is the stupid hobbit that ruined the newspaper.
Ron: Hey, nice to meet you.
(Herm glares at him.)
Ron: Um, I mean, Ew, I hate you, I hope you die.
Herm: Better.
Harry: Hey Cho.
Cho: Oh hi Harry. Meet Legolas.
Legolas: Hi. (kisses Cho)
Harry: Le…Legolas?
Legolas: Yeah. Her boyfriend.
Harry: Boyfriend? What happened to Cedric?
Cho: Harry, he died. I need to move on.
Harry: But…but…with him? What is he anyway?
Cho: A really hot elf.
Harry: A WHAT?
Merry: Oh here we go again…
Gandalf: Quiet, Elrond is coming.
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Ch 10- Good Riddance to Bad Rubbish
Lavender: Ohmiagod! Professor Trelawney!
(Trelawney is lying in the road still twitching.)
Lavender: We have to go back for her.
Gandalf: There's no time.
Draco: And besides, now there's more room in the cart.
Lavender: How can you people be that heartless?
Snape: Fine, we'll take a vote. All those in favor of going back for Trelawney raise your hand.
(Lavender's is the only hand that goes up.)
Lavender: Hermione? Cho? Ginny? 'Cmon! Headmaster?
Dumbledore: I never did like Sybill that much.
Snape: So it's settled then, we stay.
Lavender: Nooo. (Sniffles) She's my favorite teacher.
Snape: (laughs) You Gryffindors really are stupid.
Lavender: I hate this place. I hope it burns.
Legolas: Just cause you're not having fun…
Lavender: You shut up, ok. Why don't you go make out with Cho?
Legolas: (shrugs) Ok. (starts sucking Cho's face. Cho doesn't seem to mind.)
(Lavender bursts into tears.)
Pippin: (To Ginny) Little red-haired girl, do you like me?
Ginny: My name's Ginny, by the way, and well… I think all 4 of you are cute.
Hobbits: US?
Merry: A big person that likes hobbits?
Ginny: (blushes) Yeah, you guys are so little and sweet and you sing songs and stuff. That's cute.
Sam: Aww. She likes us.
Pippin: But which one do you like the most?
Ginny: I don't know (smiles).
Herm: I can't believe you like a hobbit.
Frodo: Which one? Which one?
Pippin: It's me. Girls can't resist Tooks.
Frodo: No it's not.
Pippin: What? She almost jumped out of the cart to get me jellybeans.
Frodo: So what?
Pippin: Why do you care, Frodo?
Frodo: Well… I…
Merry: Uh huh, ok, SOMEBODY likes the big person.
Frodo: I do not. Please. (rolls eyes)
(The cart comes to a stop.)
Gandalf: Hogwarts folk, welcome to Rivendell.
Merry: It's been 3 days already?
Dumbledore: We drove fast.
(everyone hops out of cart)
Harry: Hey guys!
Herm: Harry! Where's Ron?
Ron: Right here.
(Herm hugs Ron and kisses him on the cheek.)
Herm: I missed you.
Ron: Me too.
Merry: Excuse me while I puke.
Herm: Oh yeah, Ron, this is the stupid hobbit that ruined the newspaper.
Ron: Hey, nice to meet you.
(Herm glares at him.)
Ron: Um, I mean, Ew, I hate you, I hope you die.
Herm: Better.
Harry: Hey Cho.
Cho: Oh hi Harry. Meet Legolas.
Legolas: Hi. (kisses Cho)
Harry: Le…Legolas?
Legolas: Yeah. Her boyfriend.
Harry: Boyfriend? What happened to Cedric?
Cho: Harry, he died. I need to move on.
Harry: But…but…with him? What is he anyway?
Cho: A really hot elf.
Harry: A WHAT?
Merry: Oh here we go again…
Gandalf: Quiet, Elrond is coming.
Now review my children. Reviews=more story. And if you want to read something serious that I've written, check out my story "Fool" or my poem "21". Thanks y'all.