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Ch 11- The Elf-man Cometh.

Elrond: (removes sunglasses) I have arrived.

(Arwen walks up behind him.)

Arwen: Father, you can loose the act now.

Elrond: I know, I just had to make an impressive entrance.

Pippin: Wow… he's changed sice last time.

Frodo: Yeah.

(An elf walks up rolling something on the ground.)

Elf: I found THIS in the woods.

Trelawney: mft… mmMMMRRF!

Elrond: Let's hear what she has to say.

(Elf removes tape.)

Trelawney: OWWWWW! (looks at Frodo) Besame tanto! *A/N see bottom for English translation

Frodo: What's she saying?

Snape: Oh God, she's speaking in tongues.

Frodo: What?

Trelawney: Tu enciendas my fuego, quenda nino! *

(Ginny is laughing so hard she's crying.)

Dumbledore: Ok, she's fired.

Gandalf: Get her out of here.

(Elf hauls a screaming Trelawney away.)

*#1 "Kiss me, you fool!"

*#2 "You light my fire, honey child!"