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Ch 12- Elrond's Eleven
Elrond: Anyway, I'd like to welcome you all to Rivendell.
Legolas: Woohoo! Hey Elrond, meet my girlfriend Cho.
Elrond: Oh… why hello there…
Cho: Hi.
(Elrond stares at Cho. Harry snaps him back to attention.)
Elrond: Oh. Right. Allow me to introduce my accomplices: from Gondor, Aragorn, son of Arathorn.
Aragorn: Hi everyone.
Elrond: From Moria, Gimli the dwarf.
Gimli: Hello.
Elrond: From Rivendell, my daughter Arwen.
Arwen: Hi all.
Elrond: Back from the dead, Boromir.
Boromir: I'm baaaaaack!
Merry: Oh my God! How?
Elrond: Magic, ok. From Hogwarts, 5th year student and savior of the wizarding world, Harry Potter.
Herm: Yay Harry!
Elrond: From Hogwarts, 5th year student and quidditch extraodinaire, Ron Weasley.
Herm: I love you Ron.
Elrond: From Hogwarts, transfiguration professor Minerva McGonagall.
Minerva: Good afternoon.
Elrond: From Hogwarts, Headmaster and Order of Merlin member, Albus Dumbledore.
(Dumbledore waves.)
Elrond: And from…uh… somewhere, Gandalf the Grey.
(Gandalf raises his staff.)
Elrond: Along with myself and Galadriel of Lothlorien who refuses to leave the woods, we are Elrond's Eleven.
(Everyone claps.)
Elrond: Aragorn will explain our mission.
Aragorn: Right. Our spies in the land or Mordor have reported a sighting of a man who looks very snakelike with red eyes paling around with Saraumon. From reports confirmed by Albus, we have deemed him to be indeed Lord Voldemort.
Lavender and Cho: Ahh, don't say the name!!
Aragorn: Anyways, it seems as though Voldemort had teamed up with Saraumon and created a factory of some kind, producing God know's what and probably endangering the lives of many. Arwen will now present her findings on the factory.
(Arwen steps forward and holds up a sock.)
Merry: A sock?
Arwen: Yes. It came flying out of the building. We assume it belongs to a warrior or something.
Boromir: We are organizing a mission to Mordor to take this place out.
Legolas: Count me in!
Frodo: Me too!
Harry: Me three!
Gimli: Woah, woah all of you can't go.
Minerva: If we have too many people we'll kill the element of surprise.
Sam: Damn!
Minerva: So Elrond will be picking who's going. Elrond… Elrond?
(Elrond is snoring in chair.)
Gimli: WAKE UP YOU STUPID ELF!
Elrond: (jumps) Ahh. It's time to die, Mr. Anderson!
Pippin: What?
Elrond: Oh sorry, wrong movie.
Ron: You have to pick who's going on the mission.
Elrond: Oh right. Legolas, you're in.
Legolas: Yes! Hear that Cho? I get to go! Hey where's Cho?
Harry: Oh no!
Gimli: Quit your bellyaching, she's right there.
(Cho emerges from clearing. She stares blankly, rubs her eyes then runs up to Elrond and jumps on his lap.)
Cho: Oh love me you big hunk of elf you!
Legolas: What? Cho! You can't love Elrond, he's 5000 years old!
Cho: I don't care.
Elrond: And neither do I! Woohoo! It's been 2000 years since I had a woman. Do you know what that does to an elf?
Ginny: This is insane.
Legolas: You let go of my woman now or I'll fight you for her!
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Ch 12- Elrond's Eleven
Elrond: Anyway, I'd like to welcome you all to Rivendell.
Legolas: Woohoo! Hey Elrond, meet my girlfriend Cho.
Elrond: Oh… why hello there…
Cho: Hi.
(Elrond stares at Cho. Harry snaps him back to attention.)
Elrond: Oh. Right. Allow me to introduce my accomplices: from Gondor, Aragorn, son of Arathorn.
Aragorn: Hi everyone.
Elrond: From Moria, Gimli the dwarf.
Gimli: Hello.
Elrond: From Rivendell, my daughter Arwen.
Arwen: Hi all.
Elrond: Back from the dead, Boromir.
Boromir: I'm baaaaaack!
Merry: Oh my God! How?
Elrond: Magic, ok. From Hogwarts, 5th year student and savior of the wizarding world, Harry Potter.
Herm: Yay Harry!
Elrond: From Hogwarts, 5th year student and quidditch extraodinaire, Ron Weasley.
Herm: I love you Ron.
Elrond: From Hogwarts, transfiguration professor Minerva McGonagall.
Minerva: Good afternoon.
Elrond: From Hogwarts, Headmaster and Order of Merlin member, Albus Dumbledore.
(Dumbledore waves.)
Elrond: And from…uh… somewhere, Gandalf the Grey.
(Gandalf raises his staff.)
Elrond: Along with myself and Galadriel of Lothlorien who refuses to leave the woods, we are Elrond's Eleven.
(Everyone claps.)
Elrond: Aragorn will explain our mission.
Aragorn: Right. Our spies in the land or Mordor have reported a sighting of a man who looks very snakelike with red eyes paling around with Saraumon. From reports confirmed by Albus, we have deemed him to be indeed Lord Voldemort.
Lavender and Cho: Ahh, don't say the name!!
Aragorn: Anyways, it seems as though Voldemort had teamed up with Saraumon and created a factory of some kind, producing God know's what and probably endangering the lives of many. Arwen will now present her findings on the factory.
(Arwen steps forward and holds up a sock.)
Merry: A sock?
Arwen: Yes. It came flying out of the building. We assume it belongs to a warrior or something.
Boromir: We are organizing a mission to Mordor to take this place out.
Legolas: Count me in!
Frodo: Me too!
Harry: Me three!
Gimli: Woah, woah all of you can't go.
Minerva: If we have too many people we'll kill the element of surprise.
Sam: Damn!
Minerva: So Elrond will be picking who's going. Elrond… Elrond?
(Elrond is snoring in chair.)
Gimli: WAKE UP YOU STUPID ELF!
Elrond: (jumps) Ahh. It's time to die, Mr. Anderson!
Pippin: What?
Elrond: Oh sorry, wrong movie.
Ron: You have to pick who's going on the mission.
Elrond: Oh right. Legolas, you're in.
Legolas: Yes! Hear that Cho? I get to go! Hey where's Cho?
Harry: Oh no!
Gimli: Quit your bellyaching, she's right there.
(Cho emerges from clearing. She stares blankly, rubs her eyes then runs up to Elrond and jumps on his lap.)
Cho: Oh love me you big hunk of elf you!
Legolas: What? Cho! You can't love Elrond, he's 5000 years old!
Cho: I don't care.
Elrond: And neither do I! Woohoo! It's been 2000 years since I had a woman. Do you know what that does to an elf?
Ginny: This is insane.
Legolas: You let go of my woman now or I'll fight you for her!
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