Disclaimer: Same as before.
Galadriel Weasley: Glad you got a name here. You don't come in for another 3 chapters so just hang on tight there.
Ch 15- Wanda Adds Some Pointless Characters
(Suddenly out of the sky come 7 hippogriffs)
Dumbledore: Ah here they are. Hagrid sent these over. Everybody double up.
(A 8th hippogriff flies down.)
Sirius: Wait up!
Lupin: Yeah!
Dumbledore: What are you guys doing here?
Sirius: I couldn't let Harry face unknown dangers without me.
Snape: Joy. They won't be joining you will they?
Dumbledore: Sirius and Lupin will join us.
(Meanwhile, the hobbits are talking.)
Frodo: Hey Merry, you seem fond of Hermione.
Merry: If you mean fond as in I want to rip her head off then yeah.
Frodo: I heard she likes you.
Merry: Gross! From who?
Frodo: (turns red) Someone…
(Scene switches to Ron, who's talking to Boromir and Gimli.)
Ron: So what's it like to be dead?
Boromir: I dunno. I'm always kinda lightheaded now. Dying was the fun part.
Gimli: Yeah, he took at least 20 minutes to die from 3 arrows where as creatures with ONE arrow in them were dropping like flies.
Boromir: Oh yeah, who's the man? (Does funky "yay for me" dance)
Ron: You should meet Nearly Headless Nick. He's a ghost back home who… (suddenly feels cold) Wahoo! I'm alive again! I have big feet and weird hair but I have a body again!
Gimli: Leave the kid alone Boromir.
(Boromir comes out of Ron.)
Boromir: Sorry, I was just having a little fun.
Ron: Don't diss my feet or hair! At least I won't be over-dramatic when I die.
(Suddenly everyone looks at Frodo and starts cracking up. A hippogriff is pecking Frodo's face. All laughter stops as Frodo falls unconscious on the ground.)
(Ginny beats Sam to Frodo.)
Ginny: Frodo! (Strokes his hair.)
Sam: (scowls) Back off!
Harry: Those hippogriffs can really get you good.
Frodo: (sits up as he regains consiousness) Ohhh….
Aragorn: Everyone back off! Gimpy needs some medicine.
(He walks up with beer.)
Sam: Here Master Frodo. Have some of this.
Frodo: Yay beer! Suddenly I feel better. (falls asleep)
Pippin: Will, I guess we'll just have to lug him around until her wakes up.
Ginny: (Shyly) He can ride with me…
Galadriel Weasley: Glad you got a name here. You don't come in for another 3 chapters so just hang on tight there.
Ch 15- Wanda Adds Some Pointless Characters
(Suddenly out of the sky come 7 hippogriffs)
Dumbledore: Ah here they are. Hagrid sent these over. Everybody double up.
(A 8th hippogriff flies down.)
Sirius: Wait up!
Lupin: Yeah!
Dumbledore: What are you guys doing here?
Sirius: I couldn't let Harry face unknown dangers without me.
Snape: Joy. They won't be joining you will they?
Dumbledore: Sirius and Lupin will join us.
(Meanwhile, the hobbits are talking.)
Frodo: Hey Merry, you seem fond of Hermione.
Merry: If you mean fond as in I want to rip her head off then yeah.
Frodo: I heard she likes you.
Merry: Gross! From who?
Frodo: (turns red) Someone…
(Scene switches to Ron, who's talking to Boromir and Gimli.)
Ron: So what's it like to be dead?
Boromir: I dunno. I'm always kinda lightheaded now. Dying was the fun part.
Gimli: Yeah, he took at least 20 minutes to die from 3 arrows where as creatures with ONE arrow in them were dropping like flies.
Boromir: Oh yeah, who's the man? (Does funky "yay for me" dance)
Ron: You should meet Nearly Headless Nick. He's a ghost back home who… (suddenly feels cold) Wahoo! I'm alive again! I have big feet and weird hair but I have a body again!
Gimli: Leave the kid alone Boromir.
(Boromir comes out of Ron.)
Boromir: Sorry, I was just having a little fun.
Ron: Don't diss my feet or hair! At least I won't be over-dramatic when I die.
(Suddenly everyone looks at Frodo and starts cracking up. A hippogriff is pecking Frodo's face. All laughter stops as Frodo falls unconscious on the ground.)
(Ginny beats Sam to Frodo.)
Ginny: Frodo! (Strokes his hair.)
Sam: (scowls) Back off!
Harry: Those hippogriffs can really get you good.
Frodo: (sits up as he regains consiousness) Ohhh….
Aragorn: Everyone back off! Gimpy needs some medicine.
(He walks up with beer.)
Sam: Here Master Frodo. Have some of this.
Frodo: Yay beer! Suddenly I feel better. (falls asleep)
Pippin: Will, I guess we'll just have to lug him around until her wakes up.
Ginny: (Shyly) He can ride with me…