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Ch- 16 So Cute I'm Going to Puke.
Dumbledore: If you wish, Miss Weasley.
Herm: Gin, do you like him?
Ginny: (grinning furiously) No…
Ron: Oh my God, Gin, he's not even human! What would mum say?
Gin: She probably wouldn't notice.
Harry: Are you kidding? Mrs. Weasley has eyes like a hippogriff.
Gandalf: Speaking of hippogriffs…
Aragorn: Stop your pointless bantering. Let's get going.
Dumbledore: Everyone on. We're leaving now.
Elrond: Bye Legolas. Don't get hurt now.
Legolas: Shove it up your ass.
Elrond: Ooh. Witty. (kisses Cho)
Legolas: Grrrr…
Sirius: Everyone on your creature, we need to get moving.
(Harry & Herm on one, Ginny & Frodo, Dumbledore & Gandalf, Sirius & Lupin, Arwen & Aragorn, Sam & Legolas, Pippin & Merry, Gimli)
Gimli: Wow, I feel loved.
Legolas: You should.
(8 hippogriffs take off into the air.)
Herm: Let's hope we don't get lost.
Merry: I think Gandalf knows where he's going, ok?
Herm: Shut-up, halfling.
(Gin is stroking Frodo's hair while steering her hippogriff.)
Frodo: (mumbles) Why are you stroking me?
Ginny: Oh, I'm sorry.
Frodo: No, it's ok. You can
Ginny: Oh good. (continues stroking)
Frodo: Have you gone crazy like Legolas and Cho?
Ginny: I don't think so. If I was, wouldn't I be jumping on you and kissing you?
Frodo: That's true. So then why are you stroking me?
Ginny: I don't know.
Frodo: Do you like me?
Ginny: I don't know.
Frodo: (said sweetly) You're not quite sure about anything are you?
Ginny: No, I guess not.
Frodo: We'll I'm sure about something?
Ginny: What?
Frodo: That I like you.
Ginny: No way! Really?
Frodo: Yeah. I'm kind of embarrassed to admit it, but I like you. I think you're cute.
Ginny: Aww, Frodo, I think you're cute too. (hugs him)
Frodo: That's great. Except I feel like such a pedophile.
Ginny: How old are you? 15?
Frodo: Try 50.
Ginny: 50! I'm 13!
Frodo: Yeah but hobbits don't age as fast. I suppose it's ok. I'd be about 21 if I were a human.
Ginny: Well that's better.
Frodo: Besides, you don't seem like you're 13… Do you think I'm too short for you?
Ginny: No, not at all. (Reaches down and kisses him.)
Sam: Oh my God, Master Frodo!
Frodo: (Annoyed) What?
Sam: You're kissing that human!
Frodo: Oh my God, Sam. Get over it. (goes back to kissing her)
(Ginny starts to lose control of hippogriff.)
Gandalf: Hey you two! Stop making out and watch where you're going!
Herm: Oh no! Gin!
(Ginny and Frodo scream as their hippogriff veers into the forest below.)
What horrors will Ginny and Frodo face in the forest? Will Legolas ever get over Cho? And when the hell does Galadriel come into this story? Find out next time on … AYE CARUMBA!!
Ch- 16 So Cute I'm Going to Puke.
Dumbledore: If you wish, Miss Weasley.
Herm: Gin, do you like him?
Ginny: (grinning furiously) No…
Ron: Oh my God, Gin, he's not even human! What would mum say?
Gin: She probably wouldn't notice.
Harry: Are you kidding? Mrs. Weasley has eyes like a hippogriff.
Gandalf: Speaking of hippogriffs…
Aragorn: Stop your pointless bantering. Let's get going.
Dumbledore: Everyone on. We're leaving now.
Elrond: Bye Legolas. Don't get hurt now.
Legolas: Shove it up your ass.
Elrond: Ooh. Witty. (kisses Cho)
Legolas: Grrrr…
Sirius: Everyone on your creature, we need to get moving.
(Harry & Herm on one, Ginny & Frodo, Dumbledore & Gandalf, Sirius & Lupin, Arwen & Aragorn, Sam & Legolas, Pippin & Merry, Gimli)
Gimli: Wow, I feel loved.
Legolas: You should.
(8 hippogriffs take off into the air.)
Herm: Let's hope we don't get lost.
Merry: I think Gandalf knows where he's going, ok?
Herm: Shut-up, halfling.
(Gin is stroking Frodo's hair while steering her hippogriff.)
Frodo: (mumbles) Why are you stroking me?
Ginny: Oh, I'm sorry.
Frodo: No, it's ok. You can
Ginny: Oh good. (continues stroking)
Frodo: Have you gone crazy like Legolas and Cho?
Ginny: I don't think so. If I was, wouldn't I be jumping on you and kissing you?
Frodo: That's true. So then why are you stroking me?
Ginny: I don't know.
Frodo: Do you like me?
Ginny: I don't know.
Frodo: (said sweetly) You're not quite sure about anything are you?
Ginny: No, I guess not.
Frodo: We'll I'm sure about something?
Ginny: What?
Frodo: That I like you.
Ginny: No way! Really?
Frodo: Yeah. I'm kind of embarrassed to admit it, but I like you. I think you're cute.
Ginny: Aww, Frodo, I think you're cute too. (hugs him)
Frodo: That's great. Except I feel like such a pedophile.
Ginny: How old are you? 15?
Frodo: Try 50.
Ginny: 50! I'm 13!
Frodo: Yeah but hobbits don't age as fast. I suppose it's ok. I'd be about 21 if I were a human.
Ginny: Well that's better.
Frodo: Besides, you don't seem like you're 13… Do you think I'm too short for you?
Ginny: No, not at all. (Reaches down and kisses him.)
Sam: Oh my God, Master Frodo!
Frodo: (Annoyed) What?
Sam: You're kissing that human!
Frodo: Oh my God, Sam. Get over it. (goes back to kissing her)
(Ginny starts to lose control of hippogriff.)
Gandalf: Hey you two! Stop making out and watch where you're going!
Herm: Oh no! Gin!
(Ginny and Frodo scream as their hippogriff veers into the forest below.)
What horrors will Ginny and Frodo face in the forest? Will Legolas ever get over Cho? And when the hell does Galadriel come into this story? Find out next time on … AYE CARUMBA!!