Kitty In The Bag

Disclaimer: I do not own Weiss, Swarz and do not sue me take my dog instead. If my fanfic has any resemblance to yours I am very sorry no da, I don't read many fanfics anyway!!! And if you like my fanfic (or not...) Please e-mail me at Selphie_88@hotmail.com. @.@

Author's Notes: Work with me here, this is OOC and AU. Whatever you thought once existed, does not. *evil laugh* ^_^ I have too much fun with this.

Once upon a time there was a store called Kitty In The House, but it got blown up in to bits and pieces and was taken over by the "evil" group called Schwarz. Before it was a flower shop, but they decided to make it a bakery. Brad Crawford the owner and boss who does half of the work named the place Kitty In The Bag. Many thought Schwarz was gone but they were wrong........

"Get back to work. No breaks to day!!!!" Brad yelled at Schu for sitting down from behind the counter.

"But, Bradley..." Schu whined as he slouched in his chair.

*BEEP-BEEP!* A loud screech from the fire alarm went off as thick clouds of smoke came rushing in from the kitchen area.

"Fire!!! Fire!!!!" Nagi screamed as he ran out from the kitchen holding some thing that looked like a piece of dough in his hand. He was wearing a apron covered in globs of dough that had appeared to be hearts that were covered in the dough.

"FARFELLO!" Schu screamed as he ran in to the kitchen looking for Farf who was impossible to find in all the thick black smoke.

"Hurry!!" the fireman said as he brought in a big fire hose from the outside while yelling at everyone to get out of there.

Brad rubbed his temples as he was walked out of the bakery, but stopped when he saw Nagi staring in to the thick smoke as the fireman disappeared in to it. He grabbed Nagi and pulled him away from the smoke before it reached them.

When they got outside, Nagi looked around to see if Farfello or Schuldig got out ok.

"No worries, they will be ok," Brad said pointing to a fireman carrying a pale boy into the ambulance, while an other fireman was carrying Schu who went into an ambulance.

"Dad you saved me -er- Brad, I mean," Nagi said as he looked to the ground.

"Nagi, what have I told you about calling me that in public?!"

Nagi looked up at Brad with his weakened eyes (from all the smoke) and smiled even though it was a fake smile.

"Don't force your self Nagi, we all know who's fault this is," Brad glared at the ambulance that the boys were in. (Author's Note: It is always Schu's fault, even if it isn't. *laughs* I like picking on him.)

"No, it was my fault. I let Farfello near the stove, and well, he was burning little pieces of a cookbook which actually had a porn magazine that was hidden in it...I think it was Schu's too." Nagi said regaining his real smile back.

"It is alright, those idiots are fools to think I will go easy on them when they are well." Brad said calmly as he walked into the half burned down bakery witch was starting to smell like the globs of dough which was stuck to the walls after the canisters of dough exploded in the fire.

****End of chapter one****

Stay Tuned For Chapter Two!! (But only if I get reviews, no da)