Disclaimer: Same as before.
Woowoo to everyone who loved "Carrot Stalker" and Legolas's drunken dance of merriment!
Ch 21- Mass Chaos Ensues- Part 2
(At breakfast, Sirius and Lupin make an announcement.)
Sirius: Remus and I have something to say.
Lupin: We well remain here in Lothlorien for awhile with the Lady's consent. She has promised to help me with my… transformations.
Sirius: And we haven't said a word since Ch 15 anyway.
Harry: But…but… we're gonna need your help!
Sirius: With Dumbledore and Gandalf around, we'd be more of a hinderance.
Harry: Well you better write me!
Sirius: Will do.
Gandalf: We must be off.
(With a barrage of goodbyes, the smaller company takes flight again.)
Arwen: Ahhh. Fresh air! (smiles) So Legolas, when did you become a model? I want to come to your first shoot.
Legolas: (grumbles) I'm not a model and if you don't leave me alone, my first shoot will be aimed at you.
(Arwen just laughs)
(4 hours later, Frodo is snoring and almost falls off his hippogriff. Sam catches him and he wakes up.)
Sam: Master Frodo you seem quite prone to almost fatal accidents.
(Frodo is snoring again.)
Sam: (rolls eyes) I think we need to land and relax for a while.
Dumbledore: Yes, there's a clearing. Let's land there.
(Put simply: they land and all hobbits [after a good meal] immediately fall asleep. Legolas refuses to eat or drink anything.)
Gimli: We didn't spike it or anything!
Legolas: (sarcastically) ha ha ha.
(Harry and Ron had gone to get water and now came running back screaming.)
Harry: Oh my God, help! Help!
Ron: AHHHH! They're after us!
(Everyone jumps up and readies their weapons. Ron and Harry hide cowering behind Aragorn. Suddenly a loud noise is heard.)
Noise: OMGIT'SHARRYANDRON!OMGOMGOMG!WHYARETHEYHEREWHOCARESLET'SGETTHEM!!!
Legolas: What the?
(Suddenly the noise stops and a large group of girls with cameras, signs, pens and pencils stop in front of them.)
Legolas: It's just a bunch of…
Noise: OMGIT'STHEHOTTIELEGOLASANDFRODOANDMERRYANDPIPPINANDAHHHH!
(They charge at the Fellowship.)
Frodo: FANGIRLS! RUN!
(Chaos… everybody running.)
Merry: Help me! Ahh! Hobbit down! Hobbit down! (Fangirls begin shoving pads of paper and pencils at him and snapping pictures.)
(Frodo and Pippin are back to back and being surrounded. Sam is trying to get to Frodo, but a particularly ugly, almost troll-like fangirl waylays him. Ginny, Harry, Hermione, and Ron are all stuck up a tree along with Gandalf whose staff is taken captive. Arwen and Aragorn are clinging to each other, but being torn apart and swept away by the herd of fangirls. Gimli's foot is stuck in a pothole and Legolas is tied to a tree and girls keep playing with his hair.)
(As I said: chaos.)
Fangirls: OMGGIMMIEANAUTOGRAPHILOVEYOUALLPLEASEMARRYMEILOVEYOUTHEBESTFRODO!
Frodo: AHHH! HELP ME! PLEASE! NOT ANOTHER TRELAWNEY!
Dumbledore: Please everyone QUIET!!!
(All goes silent and still.)
Dumbledore: Who is your leader?
(A girls who looks to be about 7 steps forward.)
Dumbledore: Oh, hello there little girl. Perhaps we can negotiate about freeing my comrades.
Girl: First of all, oldtimer, I ain't a "little girl"; I'm 23, got that?
Dumbledore: Oh yes, I'm sorry!
Girl: Who are ya?
Dumbledore: Your name first.
Girl: No, you!
Dumbledore: You!
Girl: I asked first!
Dumbledore: Well I…
Legolas: WILL SOMEBODY JUST TALK AND GET ME OUTTA HERE!
Random Fangirl: What's wrong cutie?
Gimli: He has issues.
Legolas: WHAT! I DON'T HAVE ISS- (is cut off by Fangirl kissing him) EWWWW! DON'T YOU EVER DO THAT AGAIN OR I'LL- HEY, DON'T TOUCH MY BOW!!
Dumbledore: My name is Ceasar Salad and I…
Girl: No it's not. You're Albus Dumbledore.
Dumbledore: Gee, nothing gets past you. Now your name.
Girl: I'm (takes deep breath) ANNIEILOVEFRODOANDMERRYANDPIPPINANDLEGOLASBRICKFACE!
(Fangirls applaud and the girl bows.)
Dumbledore: Now, what do we have to do to go free?
Girl: You can have everyone back except the hobbits and the elf.
Dumbledore: No, I want everyone back.
Girl: Hmmm… hold on. (Talks with other Fangirls) You can have Merry and Sam back but we keep the other 3.
Dumbledore: No!
Girl: Well, to get the other 3 back, you have to pay a price.
Dumbledore: (aggravated) Such as?
Woowoo to everyone who loved "Carrot Stalker" and Legolas's drunken dance of merriment!
Ch 21- Mass Chaos Ensues- Part 2
(At breakfast, Sirius and Lupin make an announcement.)
Sirius: Remus and I have something to say.
Lupin: We well remain here in Lothlorien for awhile with the Lady's consent. She has promised to help me with my… transformations.
Sirius: And we haven't said a word since Ch 15 anyway.
Harry: But…but… we're gonna need your help!
Sirius: With Dumbledore and Gandalf around, we'd be more of a hinderance.
Harry: Well you better write me!
Sirius: Will do.
Gandalf: We must be off.
(With a barrage of goodbyes, the smaller company takes flight again.)
Arwen: Ahhh. Fresh air! (smiles) So Legolas, when did you become a model? I want to come to your first shoot.
Legolas: (grumbles) I'm not a model and if you don't leave me alone, my first shoot will be aimed at you.
(Arwen just laughs)
(4 hours later, Frodo is snoring and almost falls off his hippogriff. Sam catches him and he wakes up.)
Sam: Master Frodo you seem quite prone to almost fatal accidents.
(Frodo is snoring again.)
Sam: (rolls eyes) I think we need to land and relax for a while.
Dumbledore: Yes, there's a clearing. Let's land there.
(Put simply: they land and all hobbits [after a good meal] immediately fall asleep. Legolas refuses to eat or drink anything.)
Gimli: We didn't spike it or anything!
Legolas: (sarcastically) ha ha ha.
(Harry and Ron had gone to get water and now came running back screaming.)
Harry: Oh my God, help! Help!
Ron: AHHHH! They're after us!
(Everyone jumps up and readies their weapons. Ron and Harry hide cowering behind Aragorn. Suddenly a loud noise is heard.)
Noise: OMGIT'SHARRYANDRON!OMGOMGOMG!WHYARETHEYHEREWHOCARESLET'SGETTHEM!!!
Legolas: What the?
(Suddenly the noise stops and a large group of girls with cameras, signs, pens and pencils stop in front of them.)
Legolas: It's just a bunch of…
Noise: OMGIT'STHEHOTTIELEGOLASANDFRODOANDMERRYANDPIPPINANDAHHHH!
(They charge at the Fellowship.)
Frodo: FANGIRLS! RUN!
(Chaos… everybody running.)
Merry: Help me! Ahh! Hobbit down! Hobbit down! (Fangirls begin shoving pads of paper and pencils at him and snapping pictures.)
(Frodo and Pippin are back to back and being surrounded. Sam is trying to get to Frodo, but a particularly ugly, almost troll-like fangirl waylays him. Ginny, Harry, Hermione, and Ron are all stuck up a tree along with Gandalf whose staff is taken captive. Arwen and Aragorn are clinging to each other, but being torn apart and swept away by the herd of fangirls. Gimli's foot is stuck in a pothole and Legolas is tied to a tree and girls keep playing with his hair.)
(As I said: chaos.)
Fangirls: OMGGIMMIEANAUTOGRAPHILOVEYOUALLPLEASEMARRYMEILOVEYOUTHEBESTFRODO!
Frodo: AHHH! HELP ME! PLEASE! NOT ANOTHER TRELAWNEY!
Dumbledore: Please everyone QUIET!!!
(All goes silent and still.)
Dumbledore: Who is your leader?
(A girls who looks to be about 7 steps forward.)
Dumbledore: Oh, hello there little girl. Perhaps we can negotiate about freeing my comrades.
Girl: First of all, oldtimer, I ain't a "little girl"; I'm 23, got that?
Dumbledore: Oh yes, I'm sorry!
Girl: Who are ya?
Dumbledore: Your name first.
Girl: No, you!
Dumbledore: You!
Girl: I asked first!
Dumbledore: Well I…
Legolas: WILL SOMEBODY JUST TALK AND GET ME OUTTA HERE!
Random Fangirl: What's wrong cutie?
Gimli: He has issues.
Legolas: WHAT! I DON'T HAVE ISS- (is cut off by Fangirl kissing him) EWWWW! DON'T YOU EVER DO THAT AGAIN OR I'LL- HEY, DON'T TOUCH MY BOW!!
Dumbledore: My name is Ceasar Salad and I…
Girl: No it's not. You're Albus Dumbledore.
Dumbledore: Gee, nothing gets past you. Now your name.
Girl: I'm (takes deep breath) ANNIEILOVEFRODOANDMERRYANDPIPPINANDLEGOLASBRICKFACE!
(Fangirls applaud and the girl bows.)
Dumbledore: Now, what do we have to do to go free?
Girl: You can have everyone back except the hobbits and the elf.
Dumbledore: No, I want everyone back.
Girl: Hmmm… hold on. (Talks with other Fangirls) You can have Merry and Sam back but we keep the other 3.
Dumbledore: No!
Girl: Well, to get the other 3 back, you have to pay a price.
Dumbledore: (aggravated) Such as?