Disclaimer: Same as before.
Ch 22- Pucker up.
Annie: Let me ask my council.
(Group of fangirls gathers in a circle and they whisper to each other. Finally, the girl steps out of the circle.)
Annie: We have decided. In order to everyone to go free, Frodo must marry a fan girl.
Frodo & Ginny: NOOOOOO!!!
Herm: Shh! Do you want to get out of here or what?
Merry: Sucks to be you, old boy.
(Frodo whimpers.)
Annie: Now who want to marry Frodo?
(Mass chaos ensues as every single fangirl jumps to volunteer to be Frodo's bride.)
Noise: OMGPICKMENOMEI'MCUTERNOPICKMEILIKEHIMTHEMOSTNOYOUDON'TYESIDO!
Annie: All right, all right. I choose (closes eyes and points randomly through the crowd)… Britney.
(A squeal is heard from the depths of the crowd and a girl with blonde hair, braces, and really bad skin runs up to Frodo.)
Britney: Oh my God! I can't believe it. I'm Britney! I like to go shopping and listen to *Nsync, and, like, drool over you!
Frodo: Um… that's… nice… (the look on his face is akin to when the Nazgul stabbed him)
Britney: Annie, do I get to kiss him?
Annie: Of course. It's a wedding.
Britney: Eeek! Oh my God! Let me go clean my retainer! (scurries off)
Frodo: (gulps) why me?
Fangirl: Cause you are just the cutest little hobbit.
(Frodo groans)
Ginny: Frodo!
Frodo: Ginny! Come what may, I will love you!
Ginny: Yes! I will love you too, until my dying day!
Merry: Somebody gag me with a spoon.
Annie: Bring out the rings!
Gandalf: Rings? What rings?
Annie: Oh hush, there are no evil, possessing rings in this story.
Aragorn: Yeah, that's what Tolkien said too.
(A fangirl comes out with two rings. Britney rushes out and stands next to Frodo.)
Annie: Now, do you Britney take this hobbit to be your lawfully wedded husband?
Britney: I do. (With much struggling she places the ring on Frodo's finger.)
Annie: And do you, Frodo, take this fangirl to be your lawfully wedded wife?
(Frodo looks like he's about to cry.)
Annie: Well…?
Legolas: Get on with it shorty, I want off this tree!
Frodo: (Mumbles) I do. (Shoves ring on Britney's finger.)
Annie: By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may now make out with your hobbit.
Frodo: Noo.. (is cut off by Britney jumping on him and making out with him.)
Ginny: (bursts into tears) Get off him you horrible bitch!
Herm: It's ok, Gin. He still loves you.
Britney: (Standing up) Oh my God! Oh my God! I'm Britney Baggins! I'm Britney Baggins!
Annie: You are free to go, but Frodo must visit Britney once every 3 months so she can brush and style his hair and talk about how cute Justin Timberlake's butt is and hold him and hug him and love him forever.
(The girls free Legolas.)
Fangirl: Buh-bye sexy elf-man!
Legolas: Everybody run!
(The gang runs until they can no longer hear the screaming of the girls.)
Arwen: Well Frodo, you did a very brave thing back there.
Frodo: Not like I had much of a choice. (takes ring off finger and throws it on the ground.)
Ginny: Oh Frodo.
Frodo: Oh Ginny. Hold me.
(They both rush into each others arms.)
Gimli: This is starting to gross me out.
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Ch 22- Pucker up.
Annie: Let me ask my council.
(Group of fangirls gathers in a circle and they whisper to each other. Finally, the girl steps out of the circle.)
Annie: We have decided. In order to everyone to go free, Frodo must marry a fan girl.
Frodo & Ginny: NOOOOOO!!!
Herm: Shh! Do you want to get out of here or what?
Merry: Sucks to be you, old boy.
(Frodo whimpers.)
Annie: Now who want to marry Frodo?
(Mass chaos ensues as every single fangirl jumps to volunteer to be Frodo's bride.)
Noise: OMGPICKMENOMEI'MCUTERNOPICKMEILIKEHIMTHEMOSTNOYOUDON'TYESIDO!
Annie: All right, all right. I choose (closes eyes and points randomly through the crowd)… Britney.
(A squeal is heard from the depths of the crowd and a girl with blonde hair, braces, and really bad skin runs up to Frodo.)
Britney: Oh my God! I can't believe it. I'm Britney! I like to go shopping and listen to *Nsync, and, like, drool over you!
Frodo: Um… that's… nice… (the look on his face is akin to when the Nazgul stabbed him)
Britney: Annie, do I get to kiss him?
Annie: Of course. It's a wedding.
Britney: Eeek! Oh my God! Let me go clean my retainer! (scurries off)
Frodo: (gulps) why me?
Fangirl: Cause you are just the cutest little hobbit.
(Frodo groans)
Ginny: Frodo!
Frodo: Ginny! Come what may, I will love you!
Ginny: Yes! I will love you too, until my dying day!
Merry: Somebody gag me with a spoon.
Annie: Bring out the rings!
Gandalf: Rings? What rings?
Annie: Oh hush, there are no evil, possessing rings in this story.
Aragorn: Yeah, that's what Tolkien said too.
(A fangirl comes out with two rings. Britney rushes out and stands next to Frodo.)
Annie: Now, do you Britney take this hobbit to be your lawfully wedded husband?
Britney: I do. (With much struggling she places the ring on Frodo's finger.)
Annie: And do you, Frodo, take this fangirl to be your lawfully wedded wife?
(Frodo looks like he's about to cry.)
Annie: Well…?
Legolas: Get on with it shorty, I want off this tree!
Frodo: (Mumbles) I do. (Shoves ring on Britney's finger.)
Annie: By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may now make out with your hobbit.
Frodo: Noo.. (is cut off by Britney jumping on him and making out with him.)
Ginny: (bursts into tears) Get off him you horrible bitch!
Herm: It's ok, Gin. He still loves you.
Britney: (Standing up) Oh my God! Oh my God! I'm Britney Baggins! I'm Britney Baggins!
Annie: You are free to go, but Frodo must visit Britney once every 3 months so she can brush and style his hair and talk about how cute Justin Timberlake's butt is and hold him and hug him and love him forever.
(The girls free Legolas.)
Fangirl: Buh-bye sexy elf-man!
Legolas: Everybody run!
(The gang runs until they can no longer hear the screaming of the girls.)
Arwen: Well Frodo, you did a very brave thing back there.
Frodo: Not like I had much of a choice. (takes ring off finger and throws it on the ground.)
Ginny: Oh Frodo.
Frodo: Oh Ginny. Hold me.
(They both rush into each others arms.)
Gimli: This is starting to gross me out.
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