Disclamer: Same as before.
I'm glad we're making some folks laugh. That brightens my day!
Notes to reviewers: Lynne Chan: I'm sorry but since the story is totally finished, Lee is not in the story, BUT Wanda and I will definitely put him in the sequel!
Ch 23- Damn Mirror
(Gimli is puking in a paper bag.)
Frodo: You're just jealous.
(before Gimli can respond, Legolas runs up and hugs Frodo.)
Legolas: Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you! They were torturing me!
Harry: Um…. Sorry to interrupt, but where are we?
(Everyone looks around. They spot the Mirror of Erised.)
Herm: What is that thing doing here?
Ron: That mirror is the problem. It got us here.
(picks up rock to throw at it.)
Dumbledore: Ronald Carrot Stalker Weasley don't you dare!
(Rock is dropped)
Dumbledore: What is this doing here?
Pippin: (walks up to mirror) Oooo… (sits down in front of it and starts to cry) I want them so bad!
Sam: What?
Pippin: Jellybeans! Don't you see tons of jellybeans?
Sam: What? I see… (turns bright red) me and Rosie!
Merry: What are you guys talking about? I see nothing but food and my house. But how can if be reflecting my house? We're here… not in the Shire.
Dumbledore: This mirror shows us each what we desire most.
Frodo: Then that would explain what I see.
Ginny: What is that?
Frodo: (said fast) Nothing.
Harry: I see my family like before, but I also see… ARWEN! Marry me! (jumps on her and kisses her)
Arwen: What? Get off me!
Aragorn: GET OFF OF HER!
Harry: No!
Aragorn: Why you little…
Gandalf: Stop! Did anyone think to get my staff back?
Pippin: (zombie-like) Jellybeans…
Herm: Get away from that mirror! (tries to haul him away)
Merry: (shoves her over) Get away from him hobbit-hater!
(They fight. Herm pulls out wand and turns Merry's hair tie-die. Merry throws berries from a neighboring bush at her.)
Pippin: YAY!
Everyone: What?
Pippin: The jellybeans went from the mirror into my pocket!
Harry: Hey that happened to me once. (starts kissing Arwen)
Aragorn: Get off my girl!
Legolas: Stop! Don't you see what this mirror is doing to you all?
Frodo: (comes up from kissing Ginny) Isn't it great?
Gandalf: (whining) I want my staff!
Merry: Well somebody call the Waaaaaamblulance! Hey Little Bunny Foo Foo, get your girlfriend off of me!
(Herm is pulling Merry's hair.)
Herm: Get me off yourself, Hippie Hair!
Legolas: (Takes out black cloth and studies it) Hey guys…
Herm: (groans from Merry sitting on her back and holding her in a wrestling hold) And… girls…
Legolas: Whatever. Look! This cloth I found is a sock. We must be on the trail.
Dumbledore: The sock! Someone dependable needs to hold on to that.
Legolas: Someone who doesn't mind smelly things. (holds sock out at arm's length)
Gimli: Frodo.
Frodo: Hm?
Legolas: Here. (tosses it to him)
Frodo: Thanks (goes back to kissing Ginny)
Pippin: Jellybeans are yummy! I like jellybeans!
Gimli: (looks in mirror) Ah… mines. (promptly sits down in front of it)
Gandalf: All right everyone, let's go. We must be away from this evil glass thing!
(Everyone mounts the animals and prepares to take off except Gimli.)
Legolas: Gimli let's go you moronic midget. Gimli? Hey, where'd he go?
I'm glad we're making some folks laugh. That brightens my day!
Notes to reviewers: Lynne Chan: I'm sorry but since the story is totally finished, Lee is not in the story, BUT Wanda and I will definitely put him in the sequel!
Ch 23- Damn Mirror
(Gimli is puking in a paper bag.)
Frodo: You're just jealous.
(before Gimli can respond, Legolas runs up and hugs Frodo.)
Legolas: Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you! They were torturing me!
Harry: Um…. Sorry to interrupt, but where are we?
(Everyone looks around. They spot the Mirror of Erised.)
Herm: What is that thing doing here?
Ron: That mirror is the problem. It got us here.
(picks up rock to throw at it.)
Dumbledore: Ronald Carrot Stalker Weasley don't you dare!
(Rock is dropped)
Dumbledore: What is this doing here?
Pippin: (walks up to mirror) Oooo… (sits down in front of it and starts to cry) I want them so bad!
Sam: What?
Pippin: Jellybeans! Don't you see tons of jellybeans?
Sam: What? I see… (turns bright red) me and Rosie!
Merry: What are you guys talking about? I see nothing but food and my house. But how can if be reflecting my house? We're here… not in the Shire.
Dumbledore: This mirror shows us each what we desire most.
Frodo: Then that would explain what I see.
Ginny: What is that?
Frodo: (said fast) Nothing.
Harry: I see my family like before, but I also see… ARWEN! Marry me! (jumps on her and kisses her)
Arwen: What? Get off me!
Aragorn: GET OFF OF HER!
Harry: No!
Aragorn: Why you little…
Gandalf: Stop! Did anyone think to get my staff back?
Pippin: (zombie-like) Jellybeans…
Herm: Get away from that mirror! (tries to haul him away)
Merry: (shoves her over) Get away from him hobbit-hater!
(They fight. Herm pulls out wand and turns Merry's hair tie-die. Merry throws berries from a neighboring bush at her.)
Pippin: YAY!
Everyone: What?
Pippin: The jellybeans went from the mirror into my pocket!
Harry: Hey that happened to me once. (starts kissing Arwen)
Aragorn: Get off my girl!
Legolas: Stop! Don't you see what this mirror is doing to you all?
Frodo: (comes up from kissing Ginny) Isn't it great?
Gandalf: (whining) I want my staff!
Merry: Well somebody call the Waaaaaamblulance! Hey Little Bunny Foo Foo, get your girlfriend off of me!
(Herm is pulling Merry's hair.)
Herm: Get me off yourself, Hippie Hair!
Legolas: (Takes out black cloth and studies it) Hey guys…
Herm: (groans from Merry sitting on her back and holding her in a wrestling hold) And… girls…
Legolas: Whatever. Look! This cloth I found is a sock. We must be on the trail.
Dumbledore: The sock! Someone dependable needs to hold on to that.
Legolas: Someone who doesn't mind smelly things. (holds sock out at arm's length)
Gimli: Frodo.
Frodo: Hm?
Legolas: Here. (tosses it to him)
Frodo: Thanks (goes back to kissing Ginny)
Pippin: Jellybeans are yummy! I like jellybeans!
Gimli: (looks in mirror) Ah… mines. (promptly sits down in front of it)
Gandalf: All right everyone, let's go. We must be away from this evil glass thing!
(Everyone mounts the animals and prepares to take off except Gimli.)
Legolas: Gimli let's go you moronic midget. Gimli? Hey, where'd he go?