Disclaimer: Same as before.
Ch 24- Everyone Has Officially Gone Insane.
Aragorn: Can't we just leave him?
Dumbledore: No! We're not leaving anyone behind. I won't loose a man.
Herm: Or woman.
Pippin: Or dwarf.
Frodo: Or…
Dumbledore: Ok fine, whatever!
Herm: (sighs) I'll go look for him.
Merry: No, I will. He doesn't want you to find him!
Herm: You don't know that.
Merry: Shut up! (pushes Herm)
Herm: You shut up!… woah (both trip over a bush and fall behind it)
Gimli: (comes from clearing) Look guys, I found Gandalf's staff!
Gandalf: Yay!
Frodo: Oh my God! (points to bush)
(Herm and Merry pop up hugging each other)
Herm: Why didn't I see this in you before?
Merry: I don't know. For some reason, I didn't see it in you either.
Herm: Oh love me, hobbit-boy!
(They smooch)
Ron: Hermione! You stupid hobbit I'll get you for this.
Gandalf: That's it. Everyone has officially gone insane.
Arwen: Harry, please. I don't even know you.
Harry: I know, Arwen, but I'm a powerful wizard. I'll treat you like a lady.
Aragorn: You're 15, little boy!
Harry: I defeated Voldemort. I ain't no little boy!
Dumbledore: Everyone calm down. Harry stay away from Arwen or I'll bind you. Hermione, stop making out with Merry. If we don't get moving in the next 5 minutes, I'm going to have a nervous breakdown, and you don't want to see a wizard have a nervous breakdown.
Gandalf: Heh, heh.
Dumbledore: Get on your beasts and let's go.
(Everyone does, and they fly in silence for a while except for the random sucking noises coming from Herm and Merry.)
Ron: Pew. What stinks?
Ginny: Yeah and why did it get so dark?
Gandalf: We have entered Mordor.
Harry: Damn! This place sucks. It's like the graveyard by the Riddle house.
Legolas: What's that up ahead? (points to a huge, dark, ominous-looking building.)
Gandalf: Must be the factory.
(They land.)
Dumbledore: This is where us 9 leave, so say your goodbyes and make it quick.
Ron: Bye Harry, take care there.
Harry: Oh I will. I have Arwen.
Arwen: No you don't.
Ginny: Be careful Frodo.
Frodo: I will, I promise. (they kiss)
Sam: I want to go too Master Frodo.
Gandalf: You can't, ok?
(Sam pouts.)
Pippin: Here, take some jellybeans for strength. (gives Frodo bag of jellybeans)
Frodo: Thanks Pip. (puts it in his pocket)
Dumbledore: Come on Hermione, we're leaving.
(Herm and Merry are still kissing.)
Harry: Herm? We're going.
Herm: Can't… leave… Merry…. Too… in ….love…
(Gimli rolls his eyes.)
Harry: You were the one who was so gung ho about doing this.
Gandalf: Whatever. We're leaving now.
Ch 24- Everyone Has Officially Gone Insane.
Aragorn: Can't we just leave him?
Dumbledore: No! We're not leaving anyone behind. I won't loose a man.
Herm: Or woman.
Pippin: Or dwarf.
Frodo: Or…
Dumbledore: Ok fine, whatever!
Herm: (sighs) I'll go look for him.
Merry: No, I will. He doesn't want you to find him!
Herm: You don't know that.
Merry: Shut up! (pushes Herm)
Herm: You shut up!… woah (both trip over a bush and fall behind it)
Gimli: (comes from clearing) Look guys, I found Gandalf's staff!
Gandalf: Yay!
Frodo: Oh my God! (points to bush)
(Herm and Merry pop up hugging each other)
Herm: Why didn't I see this in you before?
Merry: I don't know. For some reason, I didn't see it in you either.
Herm: Oh love me, hobbit-boy!
(They smooch)
Ron: Hermione! You stupid hobbit I'll get you for this.
Gandalf: That's it. Everyone has officially gone insane.
Arwen: Harry, please. I don't even know you.
Harry: I know, Arwen, but I'm a powerful wizard. I'll treat you like a lady.
Aragorn: You're 15, little boy!
Harry: I defeated Voldemort. I ain't no little boy!
Dumbledore: Everyone calm down. Harry stay away from Arwen or I'll bind you. Hermione, stop making out with Merry. If we don't get moving in the next 5 minutes, I'm going to have a nervous breakdown, and you don't want to see a wizard have a nervous breakdown.
Gandalf: Heh, heh.
Dumbledore: Get on your beasts and let's go.
(Everyone does, and they fly in silence for a while except for the random sucking noises coming from Herm and Merry.)
Ron: Pew. What stinks?
Ginny: Yeah and why did it get so dark?
Gandalf: We have entered Mordor.
Harry: Damn! This place sucks. It's like the graveyard by the Riddle house.
Legolas: What's that up ahead? (points to a huge, dark, ominous-looking building.)
Gandalf: Must be the factory.
(They land.)
Dumbledore: This is where us 9 leave, so say your goodbyes and make it quick.
Ron: Bye Harry, take care there.
Harry: Oh I will. I have Arwen.
Arwen: No you don't.
Ginny: Be careful Frodo.
Frodo: I will, I promise. (they kiss)
Sam: I want to go too Master Frodo.
Gandalf: You can't, ok?
(Sam pouts.)
Pippin: Here, take some jellybeans for strength. (gives Frodo bag of jellybeans)
Frodo: Thanks Pip. (puts it in his pocket)
Dumbledore: Come on Hermione, we're leaving.
(Herm and Merry are still kissing.)
Harry: Herm? We're going.
Herm: Can't… leave… Merry…. Too… in ….love…
(Gimli rolls his eyes.)
Harry: You were the one who was so gung ho about doing this.
Gandalf: Whatever. We're leaving now.