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Ch 25- 4 More Bite the Dust.

(Legolas, Aragorn, Gandalf, Dumbledore, Frodo, Arwen, Gimli, and Harry all go around to the side of the huge building. Since they can't just march right in the front doors, they climb in a window. Everyone gets in safely except…)

Gimli: Oww! Help! I'm stuck!

Gandalf: Hmm, shouldn't have eaten those last 17 pieces of lembas should you?

(Everyone tries to get him out but to no avail.)

Gandalf: I'm sorry, Albus, but we must leave midget man. I regret it as much as you, but we can put a sleeping spell on him so that he doesn't grumble the whole time.

Dumbledore: (sighs) Very well. Dormio! (waves wand)

Legolas: Why must we leave him?

Dumbledore: He's stuck, what can we do?

Legolas: I suppose you're right. (walks up to sleeping dwarf) Farewell dear friend. We shall meet again at the end of this journey.

Gandalf: We must press on.

(The company presses on gloomily until they come to a sign that says "This way to Main Factory". It points down a dark hallway.)

Gandalf: I will light the way ahead with my staff. (in an instant, his staff is glowing like a disco ball).

Harry: Groovy baby. C'mon Arwen, we'll go next.

Arwen: Aragorn, get him off me!

Harry: Ok, now that's enough. Aragorn, YOU ARE DEAD!

(Harry leaps at Aragorn, having forgotten about his wand.)

Aragorn: What the- Hey! Cut it out kid!

(Harry punches Aragorn in the face and soon Aragorn is trying to defend himself withoust seriously hurting Harry. Harry is flung off Aragorn, hits the floor, and lays motionless. His wand bounces off the ground and fires a spell that hits Aragorn and knocks him out as well.)

Frodo: (grumbles) People are so stupid. Fighting over Arwen when she obviously loves Aragon.

Arwen: I'll take these two back outside and tend to their wounds. Hopefully they won't wake up for a while. They were driving me crazy.

Gandalf: Now our Fellowship consists of only myself, Albus, Legolas, and Frodo. Nonetheless, we must continue on our way.