What's Up With Elrond
Elrond woke up one beautiful morning in Rivendell. He yawned and stretched his arms and got out of bed, putting on his slippers.
"I feeel so AWESOME today!" he yelled, and turned on his C.D. Player, putting on his favourite Michael Jackson song, "Beat It."
A lady Elf outside the door heard the commotion and opened the door. Her glass of water clattered to the floor when she saw Elrond breakdancing by the large window in his room. He was pretty good actually...not as good as Michael Jackson, but good all the same.
Well when Elrond saw the lady screaming, and saw the water spilled all over the floor, one would expect him to throw a tantrum, because he was usually a very grumpy Elf (if it is possible for Elves to be grumpy). But instead he smiled and pulled the lady into the room.
"Look at me!" he said, square-dancing and almost pulling the lady Elf's arm off when he swung her around. Suddenly he let go and she went flying into the window.
"Oooops!" Elrond said, and picked her up and pushed her out the door. "Now clean up that mess!" he chuckled, and slammed the door.
Now Elrond was tired of dancing and decided to play a prank on someone. He picked up his Fido cell phone and called Celeborn in Lothlorien.
"HEY CELEBORN, IT'S MICHAEL JACKSON!" he yelled into the phone. Something that sounded like a girlish scream came out of his phone, and he heard inside that scream, "OH MY GOD! MICHAEL JACKSON!" Elrond decided to hang up. Next, he called Legolas in Northern Mirkwood. He had to do it twice because he forgot to use an area code the first time.
"Stupid long distance..."
Legolas picked up. "Hello?"
"Hi, Legolas? This is Gimli, the Dwarf. I just wanted you to know that I stole your journal and read it and I hate you! Well bye!" Elrond waited for a second and heard what sounded like, "yesssssssss! I've been trying to get him away from me for years! I knew leaving that journal out on the table would do it!"
Happier than ever, Elrond hung up. He congoed out of the room and went down the long corridor, banging into poor Bilbo along the way.
"Hey, Bilbo, whut is up? Join the posse!" he said to the hobbit, and gave him a slap on the back, sending Bilbo flying.
"What's up with you, Elrond?" Bilbo asked grimly, slowly picking himself up.
"What's up INDEED!" Elrond said, and pranced down the hall.
Elrond woke up one beautiful morning in Rivendell. He yawned and stretched his arms and got out of bed, putting on his slippers.
"I feeel so AWESOME today!" he yelled, and turned on his C.D. Player, putting on his favourite Michael Jackson song, "Beat It."
A lady Elf outside the door heard the commotion and opened the door. Her glass of water clattered to the floor when she saw Elrond breakdancing by the large window in his room. He was pretty good actually...not as good as Michael Jackson, but good all the same.
Well when Elrond saw the lady screaming, and saw the water spilled all over the floor, one would expect him to throw a tantrum, because he was usually a very grumpy Elf (if it is possible for Elves to be grumpy). But instead he smiled and pulled the lady into the room.
"Look at me!" he said, square-dancing and almost pulling the lady Elf's arm off when he swung her around. Suddenly he let go and she went flying into the window.
"Oooops!" Elrond said, and picked her up and pushed her out the door. "Now clean up that mess!" he chuckled, and slammed the door.
Now Elrond was tired of dancing and decided to play a prank on someone. He picked up his Fido cell phone and called Celeborn in Lothlorien.
"HEY CELEBORN, IT'S MICHAEL JACKSON!" he yelled into the phone. Something that sounded like a girlish scream came out of his phone, and he heard inside that scream, "OH MY GOD! MICHAEL JACKSON!" Elrond decided to hang up. Next, he called Legolas in Northern Mirkwood. He had to do it twice because he forgot to use an area code the first time.
"Stupid long distance..."
Legolas picked up. "Hello?"
"Hi, Legolas? This is Gimli, the Dwarf. I just wanted you to know that I stole your journal and read it and I hate you! Well bye!" Elrond waited for a second and heard what sounded like, "yesssssssss! I've been trying to get him away from me for years! I knew leaving that journal out on the table would do it!"
Happier than ever, Elrond hung up. He congoed out of the room and went down the long corridor, banging into poor Bilbo along the way.
"Hey, Bilbo, whut is up? Join the posse!" he said to the hobbit, and gave him a slap on the back, sending Bilbo flying.
"What's up with you, Elrond?" Bilbo asked grimly, slowly picking himself up.
"What's up INDEED!" Elrond said, and pranced down the hall.