Disclaimer: We dont own these characters nor are we making profit. This is 4 fun!! This was written by me and Miss_Jaina.
Chapter 1: A planet called Zerobat, deep in the Outer Rim Territories.
Jacen and Jaina Solo, the Jedi twins, have taken refuge there in a bid to escape
from the Yuuzhan Vong forces. And here our story begins....
(The story begins approaching a building deep in the wilderness of Zerobat. Voices can be heard clearly
in the house, and it seems as if someone is having an argument...)
Jaina: No.
Jacen:(whining) But Jaina...
Jaina: No.
Jaina: You are NOT flying when we get out of here.
Jaina: U c what u did when we landed??
Jacen: It was only a stratch..
Jaina: (shouts) A SCRATCH????
Jacen: Jeez...*mumbles* women..
Jaina: What did u say??
Jaina: *mumbles* men...
Jacen: Pweese let me fly Jaya! I'll be good I swear!
Jaina: U fly like a drunken lunatic...and thats worse than Dad!!
Jacen: I'd like to hear u tell Dad that..
Jaina: Like he'd do anything to me
Jacen: You just love to flaunt that he likes you better.
Jaina: *smirk*
Jaina: I'M his little ickle girl!! HIS PRINCESS!! *grins*
Jacen: And damn Anakin has to be Mom's favorite...
Jaina: Well he's dead now, u can take his place.
Jacen: Never thought of it that way.
Jaina: That's why I'm the brains you fool
Jacen: oh yeh....*stares into space*
Jaina: *mumbles* Dumbass
Jacen: What'd ya say?
Jaina: Nothing.
Jacen: Hmmm...
Jaina: *puzzled look*
Jacen: Anyway...we need to sort out where to go next..
Jaina: well there is that cool bar....
Jacen: Where I could meet girls?
Jaina: We've been over this, no girl wants you
Jacen: You are so mean to me
Jaina: You're too....
Jacen: What? Just say it
Jaina: Annoying
Jaina: Too JACEN
Jacen: Hmph
Jacen: You like Anakin better dont you?
Jaina: He's dead
Jacen: You used to
Jacen: o yeh i 4got
Jaina: Idiot
Jaina: *under breath* I should have been an only child
Jaina: Anyway...
Jacen: So u and me are gonna have FUN tonite!
Jaina: Oh boy..
Jacen: *dancing really lame*
Jaina: We must have been switched at birth, there's just no way....
Jaina: As a concerned citizen I cannot let you do that in public
*a few hours later in a DARK alley...wooo!*
Jacen: Man that was FUN!!!
Jaina: I sense...Vong
Jacen: No way, not here
Jaina: Shut up and lets get out of here
*DUH DUH DUH!!*
Vong Warrior: There they are
Jaina: F***!!!
Jacen: Uh-oh
Second Warrior: *uses bio weapon to put them to sleep*
Jacen: I feel woosy
Jaina: I always knew u couldnt handle ur booze
*Vong drag them away*
*TWO DAYS LATER ABOARD VONG WORLDSHIP*
Jaina: Shit my head hurts
Jacen: Well what nice accommodations we have
Jaina: Shut up
Jacen: Hey dont have a go at me about this.
Jacen: *Han Solo look* ITS NOT MY FAULT!
Jaina: *Mara death look* Don't f*** with me
Jacen: *shrinks back* Yes ma'am.
Jaina: We gotta get out of here...
*door to cell opens*
Chapter 1: A planet called Zerobat, deep in the Outer Rim Territories.
Jacen and Jaina Solo, the Jedi twins, have taken refuge there in a bid to escape
from the Yuuzhan Vong forces. And here our story begins....
(The story begins approaching a building deep in the wilderness of Zerobat. Voices can be heard clearly
in the house, and it seems as if someone is having an argument...)
Jaina: No.
Jacen:(whining) But Jaina...
Jaina: No.
Jaina: You are NOT flying when we get out of here.
Jaina: U c what u did when we landed??
Jacen: It was only a stratch..
Jaina: (shouts) A SCRATCH????
Jacen: Jeez...*mumbles* women..
Jaina: What did u say??
Jaina: *mumbles* men...
Jacen: Pweese let me fly Jaya! I'll be good I swear!
Jaina: U fly like a drunken lunatic...and thats worse than Dad!!
Jacen: I'd like to hear u tell Dad that..
Jaina: Like he'd do anything to me
Jacen: You just love to flaunt that he likes you better.
Jaina: *smirk*
Jaina: I'M his little ickle girl!! HIS PRINCESS!! *grins*
Jacen: And damn Anakin has to be Mom's favorite...
Jaina: Well he's dead now, u can take his place.
Jacen: Never thought of it that way.
Jaina: That's why I'm the brains you fool
Jacen: oh yeh....*stares into space*
Jaina: *mumbles* Dumbass
Jacen: What'd ya say?
Jaina: Nothing.
Jacen: Hmmm...
Jaina: *puzzled look*
Jacen: Anyway...we need to sort out where to go next..
Jaina: well there is that cool bar....
Jacen: Where I could meet girls?
Jaina: We've been over this, no girl wants you
Jacen: You are so mean to me
Jaina: You're too....
Jacen: What? Just say it
Jaina: Annoying
Jaina: Too JACEN
Jacen: Hmph
Jacen: You like Anakin better dont you?
Jaina: He's dead
Jacen: You used to
Jacen: o yeh i 4got
Jaina: Idiot
Jaina: *under breath* I should have been an only child
Jaina: Anyway...
Jacen: So u and me are gonna have FUN tonite!
Jaina: Oh boy..
Jacen: *dancing really lame*
Jaina: We must have been switched at birth, there's just no way....
Jaina: As a concerned citizen I cannot let you do that in public
*a few hours later in a DARK alley...wooo!*
Jacen: Man that was FUN!!!
Jaina: I sense...Vong
Jacen: No way, not here
Jaina: Shut up and lets get out of here
*DUH DUH DUH!!*
Vong Warrior: There they are
Jaina: F***!!!
Jacen: Uh-oh
Second Warrior: *uses bio weapon to put them to sleep*
Jacen: I feel woosy
Jaina: I always knew u couldnt handle ur booze
*Vong drag them away*
*TWO DAYS LATER ABOARD VONG WORLDSHIP*
Jaina: Shit my head hurts
Jacen: Well what nice accommodations we have
Jaina: Shut up
Jacen: Hey dont have a go at me about this.
Jacen: *Han Solo look* ITS NOT MY FAULT!
Jaina: *Mara death look* Don't f*** with me
Jacen: *shrinks back* Yes ma'am.
Jaina: We gotta get out of here...
*door to cell opens*