Chapter 2: Our young heroes are in the cell, when the door opens...*cue cheesy action film music*
*enter Vong Warrior*
Jacen: uh...hi
Jacen:*gets elbowed by an angry sister*
Jacen: Ouch!
Jaina: Serves u right. We're prisoners in here, not contestants for the most polite Jedi award.
Jacen: oh yeh.
Jaina: *sigh* Why me??
Vong warrior: You Jeedai, come with me.
Jacen: Uh...ok.
Jaina: WHAT IS IT WITH MEN!!
Vong and Jacen: *stares at Jaina*
Vong: *to Jacen* Whats up with her?
Jacen: *whispers to Vong* I think its PMS
Vong and Jacen: *yuck looks*
Vong: *brings Jaina and Jacen before shapers*
Shaper: Good, you have them, leave us
Vong: *leaves*
Jacen: Hi! I'm Jacen!
Jaina:*kicks him in the shin*
Jaina: *holds head in hands*
Jacen: *jumps around* Owwwww
Jaina: How many times do I have to tell u..
Jacen: I love you
Jaina: Shut up
Jaina: *slaps him*
Shaper: *looks Jaina over* Hmmm....nice
Jaina: ugh...
Jacen: That's Jaina, she has...issues
Jaina: Jacen....
Shaper: *looks over Jacen* You're the better looking one definitely...
Jacen: Um...thanks...
Jaina: You must be fruity...
Shaper: Quite a tongue she's got, we'll send her to the Warmaster. A night with him will straighten her out
Jaina: Ugh no, not with that minger!! Got anyone else?
Shaper: We're going to make Yuuzhan-Jedi out of you yet
Jaina and Jacen: *look at each other*
Jaina: Oh, how nice
Jacen: Wow...look whos talking now!
Jaina: I was BEING sarcastic
Jacen: Oh...arent u always??
Jaina: *slaps Jacen again*
Jaina: Watch your mouth
Shaper: *takes Jacen's arm and drags him away*
Jacen: Jaina!!! HELP!
Jaina: *smirks* Bye-bye Jacen
Another Shaper: *knocks Jaina in the head and drags her away*
*just then* A ship comes out of hyperspace
MEANWHILE, JACEN IS TAKEN TO A DARK ROOM
Jacen: Get..get off me!!!
1st Shaper: Isn't he cute? He has lots of potential
2nd Shaper: *gives him the are-you-crazy look*
Jacen: wow really?
1st Shaper: Yes...now if you agree to cooperate, we can make you greater than everyone else
Jacen: *thinks*
Jacen: Well...i have always wanted to show Jaina a thing or 2 about being the best kid..
1st Shaper: Yes...you could teach her all the lessons she'll ever need. Besides..you could get that Danni Quee girl too
Jacen: You know her?
1st Shaper: Of course! Who doesn't?
2nd Shaper: I thought she was into that Kyp Durron guy..
Jacen: Grrrrrrr
1st Shaper: Well! You could get her back and teach Durron some manners!
Jacen: All right! I'm in!!
*Enter Jaina*
Jaina: Oh no you're not!
Jacen: Kriff
Jacen: how'd u get out?
Jaina: Well..that's quite a story...I'll tell you about when we get home
Jacen: Um...ok
Shapers: Sith you're fickle aint ya?
Jaina: Stop lookin dumb! Get your saber you fool!
Jacen: *shock*
Jacen: They said a BAD word!!
Jacen: I..uh...*whispers in Jaina's ear*
Jaina: YOU LOST IT!
Jaina: *bursts into tears*
Jaina: WHY ME???
Jacen: *kills Shapers with the Force by accident*
Jacen: Wow...I'm good
Jaina: Yeah right
Jaina: I could do that in my sleep.
Jacen: Well you did turn to the dark side..
Jacen: *glares*
Jaina: Come on! We're leaving!!
Jacen: *follows Jaina, then turns back and waves* Nice meeting you!
Jaina: They're dead Jace....they wont notice
Jacen: Well, it never hurts to be polite. That's why Mom hate you, you have no manners.
The twins walk around the ship*
Jaina: No fair
Jaina: Dont bring her into this
Jacen: Well its tru...hey theres a ship!
Jacen: Well...the Little Princess isn't so high and mighty now! HA!
Jaina: Whaaa?
Jacen: *jumping up and down* LOOKIE A SHIP!!!!
Jaina: *joins in*
Jaina: Yes! *hugs Jacen* I love you so much right now!
Jacen: Who would have believed it
Jaina: *smiles* I don't even care right now!
Jaina: Lets go!
*Get into ship*
Jacen: Ooooookaaay!
Jacen: Um Jaina?
Jaina: What?
Jacen: Can u fly this thing?
Jaina: Sure I can! I flew that one ship...
Jacen: Okay! Let's punch it Jaya!
*Ship breaks down as Jaina keys in sublights*
Jaina: I take it back
Jacen: *in hysterical laughter*
Jaina: Shut up! Go find me a good Vong ship!
Jaina: *Slaps panel*
*Ship works again*
*The twins are thrown out of their seats as the ship starts up*
Jacen: oOoOo!! It's like the Falcon!
Jaina: See? I CAN fly anything!!
Jacen: Sure....Well, um..where we going?
Jaina: I wonder if the hyperdrives anything like the Falcon
Jaina: We'd be going nowhere then
Jacen: Well..check!
Jaina:*punches in co-ordinates and engages hyperdrive*
*hyperdrive fails*
Jacen: That sucks...
Jaina:*curses in 15 languages*
Jacen: Can u fix it?
Jaina: I think so. I wish Ani was here...
Jacen: *begins to cry* You do like him better!
Jaina: *joins in howling*
*Another ship comes*
Jacen: Jaya! Look!
*Opens comm channel*
The crew of the other ship can hear Jaina howling
Jacen: Hi! Could you gives us a hand?
Jacen: Are you a good ship, or a bad ship?
Kyp: I spose so, Solo. Whats that noise?
Jacen: Jaina
Kyp: What have you done to her you monster?
Jacen: Nothing...
Jacen: IT'S NOT MY FAULT!
Jacen: Jaina
Kyp: Put my honey bunny on, let me talk to her
Jacen: Honey bunny?
Jaina: KYPPY!!
Kyp: Hey sweetie. What happened?
Jaina: There was a BIG BAD Vong guy....
Kyp: You poor thing, Jacen was no help was he?
Jacen: Oh here comes the melodramatic female speech
Jaina: Hold on, Kyppy, I gotta go kick Jacen
*Kyp hears yells*
Jaina: All right, I'm back
Jacen: Dog
Kyp: WHAT DID U CALL HER?
Jacen: I didnt call HER one..
Jaina: Can you help us?
Kyp: Anything for u honeybunch
Jacen: Yay!
Kyp: Shut up you
Jaina: Can we come over now?
Kyp: Yeh just keep ur brother on a leash
Kyp: I only have one extra room...
Jaina: *grins*
Jacen: What does that mean? Are you implying something?
Jaina: Oh, nothing
Kyp: We wont leave you behind, loser boy
Kyp: You'll just have to sleep in a storage closet
Jacen: Umm...ok
Kyp: Unless Jaina wants to give up her room...
Jaina: *grins even more*
Jaina: You know Kyp, I dont mind..
Jacen: Jainy please!!! I don't wanna sleep in a closet!
Jacen: *hugs Jaina so tight she cant breathe*
Jaina: Weeeeeeeeeeeeelll..
Kyp: Come on, sweetum, Jacen deserves a bed...
Jaina: *grins evilly*
Jacen: *on his knees begging*
Jaina: Oh, alright then!
Jacen: YAY!!
Kyp: YAY!!
Jacen: Whats he so happy about??
Jaina: *smirk* nothing..
Kyp: Anyway, are you 2 coming over??
Twins: YEP!!
*Later on the ship*
Jacen: So where are we headed?
Kyp: We're going to the Unknown Regions to meet Colonel Fel/
Jaina: oOoOoOo!!
*the ship speeds off into hyperspace*
*enter Vong Warrior*
Jacen: uh...hi
Jacen:*gets elbowed by an angry sister*
Jacen: Ouch!
Jaina: Serves u right. We're prisoners in here, not contestants for the most polite Jedi award.
Jacen: oh yeh.
Jaina: *sigh* Why me??
Vong warrior: You Jeedai, come with me.
Jacen: Uh...ok.
Jaina: WHAT IS IT WITH MEN!!
Vong and Jacen: *stares at Jaina*
Vong: *to Jacen* Whats up with her?
Jacen: *whispers to Vong* I think its PMS
Vong and Jacen: *yuck looks*
Vong: *brings Jaina and Jacen before shapers*
Shaper: Good, you have them, leave us
Vong: *leaves*
Jacen: Hi! I'm Jacen!
Jaina:*kicks him in the shin*
Jaina: *holds head in hands*
Jacen: *jumps around* Owwwww
Jaina: How many times do I have to tell u..
Jacen: I love you
Jaina: Shut up
Jaina: *slaps him*
Shaper: *looks Jaina over* Hmmm....nice
Jaina: ugh...
Jacen: That's Jaina, she has...issues
Jaina: Jacen....
Shaper: *looks over Jacen* You're the better looking one definitely...
Jacen: Um...thanks...
Jaina: You must be fruity...
Shaper: Quite a tongue she's got, we'll send her to the Warmaster. A night with him will straighten her out
Jaina: Ugh no, not with that minger!! Got anyone else?
Shaper: We're going to make Yuuzhan-Jedi out of you yet
Jaina and Jacen: *look at each other*
Jaina: Oh, how nice
Jacen: Wow...look whos talking now!
Jaina: I was BEING sarcastic
Jacen: Oh...arent u always??
Jaina: *slaps Jacen again*
Jaina: Watch your mouth
Shaper: *takes Jacen's arm and drags him away*
Jacen: Jaina!!! HELP!
Jaina: *smirks* Bye-bye Jacen
Another Shaper: *knocks Jaina in the head and drags her away*
*just then* A ship comes out of hyperspace
MEANWHILE, JACEN IS TAKEN TO A DARK ROOM
Jacen: Get..get off me!!!
1st Shaper: Isn't he cute? He has lots of potential
2nd Shaper: *gives him the are-you-crazy look*
Jacen: wow really?
1st Shaper: Yes...now if you agree to cooperate, we can make you greater than everyone else
Jacen: *thinks*
Jacen: Well...i have always wanted to show Jaina a thing or 2 about being the best kid..
1st Shaper: Yes...you could teach her all the lessons she'll ever need. Besides..you could get that Danni Quee girl too
Jacen: You know her?
1st Shaper: Of course! Who doesn't?
2nd Shaper: I thought she was into that Kyp Durron guy..
Jacen: Grrrrrrr
1st Shaper: Well! You could get her back and teach Durron some manners!
Jacen: All right! I'm in!!
*Enter Jaina*
Jaina: Oh no you're not!
Jacen: Kriff
Jacen: how'd u get out?
Jaina: Well..that's quite a story...I'll tell you about when we get home
Jacen: Um...ok
Shapers: Sith you're fickle aint ya?
Jaina: Stop lookin dumb! Get your saber you fool!
Jacen: *shock*
Jacen: They said a BAD word!!
Jacen: I..uh...*whispers in Jaina's ear*
Jaina: YOU LOST IT!
Jaina: *bursts into tears*
Jaina: WHY ME???
Jacen: *kills Shapers with the Force by accident*
Jacen: Wow...I'm good
Jaina: Yeah right
Jaina: I could do that in my sleep.
Jacen: Well you did turn to the dark side..
Jacen: *glares*
Jaina: Come on! We're leaving!!
Jacen: *follows Jaina, then turns back and waves* Nice meeting you!
Jaina: They're dead Jace....they wont notice
Jacen: Well, it never hurts to be polite. That's why Mom hate you, you have no manners.
The twins walk around the ship*
Jaina: No fair
Jaina: Dont bring her into this
Jacen: Well its tru...hey theres a ship!
Jacen: Well...the Little Princess isn't so high and mighty now! HA!
Jaina: Whaaa?
Jacen: *jumping up and down* LOOKIE A SHIP!!!!
Jaina: *joins in*
Jaina: Yes! *hugs Jacen* I love you so much right now!
Jacen: Who would have believed it
Jaina: *smiles* I don't even care right now!
Jaina: Lets go!
*Get into ship*
Jacen: Ooooookaaay!
Jacen: Um Jaina?
Jaina: What?
Jacen: Can u fly this thing?
Jaina: Sure I can! I flew that one ship...
Jacen: Okay! Let's punch it Jaya!
*Ship breaks down as Jaina keys in sublights*
Jaina: I take it back
Jacen: *in hysterical laughter*
Jaina: Shut up! Go find me a good Vong ship!
Jaina: *Slaps panel*
*Ship works again*
*The twins are thrown out of their seats as the ship starts up*
Jacen: oOoOo!! It's like the Falcon!
Jaina: See? I CAN fly anything!!
Jacen: Sure....Well, um..where we going?
Jaina: I wonder if the hyperdrives anything like the Falcon
Jaina: We'd be going nowhere then
Jacen: Well..check!
Jaina:*punches in co-ordinates and engages hyperdrive*
*hyperdrive fails*
Jacen: That sucks...
Jaina:*curses in 15 languages*
Jacen: Can u fix it?
Jaina: I think so. I wish Ani was here...
Jacen: *begins to cry* You do like him better!
Jaina: *joins in howling*
*Another ship comes*
Jacen: Jaya! Look!
*Opens comm channel*
The crew of the other ship can hear Jaina howling
Jacen: Hi! Could you gives us a hand?
Jacen: Are you a good ship, or a bad ship?
Kyp: I spose so, Solo. Whats that noise?
Jacen: Jaina
Kyp: What have you done to her you monster?
Jacen: Nothing...
Jacen: IT'S NOT MY FAULT!
Jacen: Jaina
Kyp: Put my honey bunny on, let me talk to her
Jacen: Honey bunny?
Jaina: KYPPY!!
Kyp: Hey sweetie. What happened?
Jaina: There was a BIG BAD Vong guy....
Kyp: You poor thing, Jacen was no help was he?
Jacen: Oh here comes the melodramatic female speech
Jaina: Hold on, Kyppy, I gotta go kick Jacen
*Kyp hears yells*
Jaina: All right, I'm back
Jacen: Dog
Kyp: WHAT DID U CALL HER?
Jacen: I didnt call HER one..
Jaina: Can you help us?
Kyp: Anything for u honeybunch
Jacen: Yay!
Kyp: Shut up you
Jaina: Can we come over now?
Kyp: Yeh just keep ur brother on a leash
Kyp: I only have one extra room...
Jaina: *grins*
Jacen: What does that mean? Are you implying something?
Jaina: Oh, nothing
Kyp: We wont leave you behind, loser boy
Kyp: You'll just have to sleep in a storage closet
Jacen: Umm...ok
Kyp: Unless Jaina wants to give up her room...
Jaina: *grins even more*
Jaina: You know Kyp, I dont mind..
Jacen: Jainy please!!! I don't wanna sleep in a closet!
Jacen: *hugs Jaina so tight she cant breathe*
Jaina: Weeeeeeeeeeeeelll..
Kyp: Come on, sweetum, Jacen deserves a bed...
Jaina: *grins evilly*
Jacen: *on his knees begging*
Jaina: Oh, alright then!
Jacen: YAY!!
Kyp: YAY!!
Jacen: Whats he so happy about??
Jaina: *smirk* nothing..
Kyp: Anyway, are you 2 coming over??
Twins: YEP!!
*Later on the ship*
Jacen: So where are we headed?
Kyp: We're going to the Unknown Regions to meet Colonel Fel/
Jaina: oOoOoOo!!
*the ship speeds off into hyperspace*