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Ch 28- On the Road to Rivendell Again.

A/N Wanda wrote this chapter.

Gandalf: Alright, fine.

(Herm and Merry fight more than ever on the way back to Rivendell.)

Herm: I can't believe you put the moves on me!

Merry: What? YOU'RE the one who did it to ME!

Dumbledore: Neither of you did anything. Snape put spells on you.

Snape: (bound and gagged) Mrf! Mmm!

Legolas: Shut-up! You made me look stupid, greaseball!

Draco: (mutters) Not hard to do.

Gimli: (limping because he fell out of the window when a shrinking spell made his stomach smaller) Leave him alone, plastic hair!

Draco: Fine, I'll mess with Hippie Head and Bunny Boy instead.

(Merry jumps on Draco and punches him while Pippin pelts Draco with jellybeans.)

Frodo: People, stop!

Merry: (stops pounding Malfoy) I think we should give Ginny the drink now! Frodo's the only one who hasn't had anything horrible happen to him! Well, besides Pippin.

Frodo: Yo! I had to MARRY a disgusting FANGIRL!

Merry: And I have a rainbow on my head!

Pippin: Cut it out guys.

(At that moment, Draco jumps on Pippin and points his want to Pippin's head.)

Draco: You want something horrible to happen to him? I'll do anything to him if you don't let me and Snape go NOW!

Legolas: Get off the hobbit, moronic Malfoy.

(Just as Draco is about to put a spell on Pippin, Dumbledore announces that they have arrived at Rivendell.)

Draco: Drat!

Pippin: No more jellybeans for you! (stalks away)

Herm: Let's go see how Cho and Lav are doing. C'mon Ro- I mean Carrot Stalker!

Frodo: (to himself) Not cool. Tequila time for Ginny. (sulks)