Title: Agent K and Agent Nine Save Hogwarts: Secrets Revealed

Rating: Um, R also

Author: Agent K the Foxy Lady

Summary: Agent K learns something new in class about Hermoine that surprises her and will shock Agent Nine. Enjoy the suspense!

Disclaimer: I don't own the characters and this is not for money…bla bla bla



How Could Agent K be in love with three people all at the same time? She truly loved Weatherby, but now Wood and Ron? Agent K knew that this was all to good to be true. She realized that she had a job to do and could not get distracted like stupid Agent Nine.



~On the way to class with Wood~



Agent K: "So, um did you hear about the troll in the building last night? I heard that it was a huge scare!"

Wood: "It wasn't that big of a deal. Were you okay? You weren't hurt were you?"

Agent K: "Oh no, I was fine. But, who would do such a thing?"

Wood: "I don't quite know. I heard that it was a student. Then someone told me that it was a teacher. Probably someone from Slytherin."

Agent K: "Why Slytherin?"

Wood: "Haven't you heard? All people in Slytherin go bad."

Agent K: "Oh, that would explain it."

Wood: "Explain what?"

Agent K: "Why that boy Malfoy was strange looking."

Wood: "Oh, yes. He's the worst of them all."

Agent K: "Well, this is my class. I better get in before I am late."

Wood: "Hopefully I can see you later, beautiful."

Agent K: "Yes, that would be nice."



~In class~

Of course, Agent K has to sit with Hermoine again.



Agent K: "So, Hermoine. Did you hear about the troll last night?"

Hermoine: "Last night….um…..I was busy."

Agent K: "Doing what?"

Hermoine: "Um, nothing really. Um, can I tell you a secret?"

Agent K: "Sure, no problem."

Hermoine: "Um, I was (quietly) Fucking that Harry Potter."

Agent K: "What? I thought that you hated him."

Hermoine: "I do, but have you seen his HUGE pulsating member? Oh MY GOD it was great! It's so much bigger than Malfoy's."

Agent K: "You have been with Malfoy too?"

Hermoine: "Oh, yea, but he's been around."

Agent K: "Clearly."

Hermoine: "But Malfoy's member is the size of a baby's. I swear!! It could barely fit in me."

Agent K: "Woah, too much information, Hermoine."

Hermoine: "You can't tell anyone, though."

Agent K: "Oh, don't worry about that!"

***

After class when Agent K meets with Agent Nine

Agent K: "So, how were classes Agent Nine?"

Agent Nine: "What do you want, you are never that nice to me."

Agent K: "Oh, nothing at all."

Agent Nine: "You are hiding something, aren't you."

Agent K: "Why would you think that?"

Agent Nine: "Just answer the question."

Agent K: "Maybe."

Agent Nine: "What is it? Spill."

Agent K: "How well do you know Malfoy?"

Agent Nine: "I know him very well. Why? Do you know something I don't know?"

Agent K: "I don't think that I should get involved."

Agent Nine: "Tell me."

Agent K: "Do you know him well enough to know that he has been around with other students."

Agent Nine: "Are you serious?"

Agent K: "I am afraid so."

Agent Nine: "Excuse me for a moment. I have to find a student."

***

Agent K goes to her room

Agent K: "Oh My Gosh Wood, what are you doing here? Especially naked?"

Wood: "I couldn't wait to see you again."

Wood throws Agent K onto the be taking out his member and kissing her passionately. Cameras pull away and exit.

Fines

Well, there it is, chapter five. Hope that it is good so far and that you enjoy it. Read and Review please to let me know what you think. More soon to come!