TITLE: Agent K and Agent Nine Save Hogwarts: Deception
Rating: R
Summary: Agent Nine learns something fishy about Ron and decides to get back at Agent K for telling her about Malfoy. However, will she go too far?
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters…..
Dedication: To Savannah for the idea. Snape is for you! HAHA!!!
***
Agent K: "Wow! That was really good! Your member is really something."
Wood: "Aw, it was nothing. Wanna see it again?"
Agent K: "Very funny….Oh my gosh, it's 5:00, and I told Agent…I mean my friend that I would see her. Can I see it another time?"
Wood: "I guess. I better leave now. Don't want to be late for practice."
Agent K: "I'll see you later then."
Wood: "Oh, deffinately."
***
In the Tower
Agent Nine: "Where were you? I was looking all over!"
Agent K: "Um, I was busy. Oh, my gosh! I have met the cutest guys. Ron is really cute because he is tall and has red hair. I fall for men like that. Then there is Wood. HE IS SOOOOO BUFF!!"
Agent Nine: "What about Weatherby?"
Agent K: "Please don't tell him. I don't want to break his heart."
Agent Nine: "Fine! Now, if you don't mind, I have something better to do."
Agent K: "Fine!"
Agent Nine and Agent K leave
***
Agent Nine: "This is so unfair. Agent K gets all the guys and I have no one! NO ONE!! Oh, well, I have to talk to Snape about my dumb project. I think that he likes me, hopefully!"
Agent Nine goes to Snape's classroom. As she gets close, she hears loud moaning.
Agent Nine: "Can't they keep it down?!!"
Agent Nine heads in the classroom when she sees a familiar student on top of…A NAKED SNAPE!!!!!!!! Agent Nine watches from outside.
Snake: "OH MY GOSH!" YOUR MEMBER IS SO HUGE RON! FUCK ME! FUCK ME!!!!!"
Agent Nine: "This is soo great! I can't wait to tell Agent Nine! One down, two more to go!"
Ron: "HARDER! HARDER!"
Agent Nine soon leaves not wanting to be caught.
****
Agent Nine soon finds Agent K
Agent Nine: "Oh, Agent K. I don't know if I should tell you this."
Agent K: "What now?"
Agent Nine: "You won't believe what I just saw! I saw YOUR ron fucking Snape "Rabbit Style".
Agent K: "Don't lie. I know that you are mad about the Malfoy thing, but you don't have to go on making things up."
Agent Nine: "I am not lying, come with me and I will show you."
***
Agent Nine and Agent K go to the classroom
Agent Nine: "See, I wasn't lying!"
Agent K: "OH MY GOD! Wait till I get my hands on that creep!"
Agent Nine: "I told you so."
Agent K: "Fine, so you were not lying."
Agent K: "I have to go find Weatherby. Do you know where he is?"
Agent Nine: "Nope. Um Agent K?"
Agent K: "What now?"
Agent Nine: "I don't trust Weatherby."
Agent K: "What are you talking about? Now I know that you are lying!"
Agent Nine: "He was talking to a dark tall stranger. He said that something BAD was going to happen to the school. He was asking the man to help him out with "the plan."
Agent K: "Are you really serious?"
Agent Nine: "Yes. Just watch out! I don't want you to get hurt."
Agent K: "Thanks, I will."
Agent K leaves
Agent Nine: "YES!" Two down. One to go!!!! BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!"
~FINES~
Wow! That was wired again. This one was for Savannah especially! So what do you think? Let me know! Hope that you have enjoyed everything! Let me know!
Rating: R
Summary: Agent Nine learns something fishy about Ron and decides to get back at Agent K for telling her about Malfoy. However, will she go too far?
Disclaimer: I don't own the characters…..
Dedication: To Savannah for the idea. Snape is for you! HAHA!!!
***
Agent K: "Wow! That was really good! Your member is really something."
Wood: "Aw, it was nothing. Wanna see it again?"
Agent K: "Very funny….Oh my gosh, it's 5:00, and I told Agent…I mean my friend that I would see her. Can I see it another time?"
Wood: "I guess. I better leave now. Don't want to be late for practice."
Agent K: "I'll see you later then."
Wood: "Oh, deffinately."
***
In the Tower
Agent Nine: "Where were you? I was looking all over!"
Agent K: "Um, I was busy. Oh, my gosh! I have met the cutest guys. Ron is really cute because he is tall and has red hair. I fall for men like that. Then there is Wood. HE IS SOOOOO BUFF!!"
Agent Nine: "What about Weatherby?"
Agent K: "Please don't tell him. I don't want to break his heart."
Agent Nine: "Fine! Now, if you don't mind, I have something better to do."
Agent K: "Fine!"
Agent Nine and Agent K leave
***
Agent Nine: "This is so unfair. Agent K gets all the guys and I have no one! NO ONE!! Oh, well, I have to talk to Snape about my dumb project. I think that he likes me, hopefully!"
Agent Nine goes to Snape's classroom. As she gets close, she hears loud moaning.
Agent Nine: "Can't they keep it down?!!"
Agent Nine heads in the classroom when she sees a familiar student on top of…A NAKED SNAPE!!!!!!!! Agent Nine watches from outside.
Snake: "OH MY GOSH!" YOUR MEMBER IS SO HUGE RON! FUCK ME! FUCK ME!!!!!"
Agent Nine: "This is soo great! I can't wait to tell Agent Nine! One down, two more to go!"
Ron: "HARDER! HARDER!"
Agent Nine soon leaves not wanting to be caught.
****
Agent Nine soon finds Agent K
Agent Nine: "Oh, Agent K. I don't know if I should tell you this."
Agent K: "What now?"
Agent Nine: "You won't believe what I just saw! I saw YOUR ron fucking Snape "Rabbit Style".
Agent K: "Don't lie. I know that you are mad about the Malfoy thing, but you don't have to go on making things up."
Agent Nine: "I am not lying, come with me and I will show you."
***
Agent Nine and Agent K go to the classroom
Agent Nine: "See, I wasn't lying!"
Agent K: "OH MY GOD! Wait till I get my hands on that creep!"
Agent Nine: "I told you so."
Agent K: "Fine, so you were not lying."
Agent K: "I have to go find Weatherby. Do you know where he is?"
Agent Nine: "Nope. Um Agent K?"
Agent K: "What now?"
Agent Nine: "I don't trust Weatherby."
Agent K: "What are you talking about? Now I know that you are lying!"
Agent Nine: "He was talking to a dark tall stranger. He said that something BAD was going to happen to the school. He was asking the man to help him out with "the plan."
Agent K: "Are you really serious?"
Agent Nine: "Yes. Just watch out! I don't want you to get hurt."
Agent K: "Thanks, I will."
Agent K leaves
Agent Nine: "YES!" Two down. One to go!!!! BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!"
~FINES~
Wow! That was wired again. This one was for Savannah especially! So what do you think? Let me know! Hope that you have enjoyed everything! Let me know!