Final Fantasy Talent Show.
Written By: Quistis' twin sister Sunny
Disclaimer: All songs used are property of their respectful owners. The characters of FF6-10 are not mine, they belong the SquareSoft, the almighty god.
A/N: This is a little thing I came up with while I was brainstorming ideas for my new serious (*GASP*) fic. Enjoy! Oh, and a little Aeris bashing in the end, but it's not horrible. Just being safe. Also, thanks for pointing out that No Doubt did not do the song Pretty Fly (For a White Guy) and that it was actually Offspring.
Warnings: OOCness, Aeris bashing, stupidity...and you can't forget the porkrinds!
Chapter 2.
FF7
"And we're back!" The green imp said happily, "And now presenting...Final Fantasy 7!" The imp hurried off stage and the red curtians rose. The stage was dark, but you could make out 10 figures standing in two lines.
Spotlights illuminated the stage and the crowd cheered. In the first row, starting from the far left, stood Barret, Vincent, Yuffie in the middle, Rufus, and Red XIII on the far right. In the row behind them, starting from the far left stood Cid, Tifa, Cloud in the middle, Aeris and Cait Sith on the far right. Music started to play and Yuffie stood up in front, holding a microphone. Everyone else started to dance.
"Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me, I think they're O.K. If they don't give me proper credit I just walk away," Yuffie sang beautifully and the crowd cheered. She grinned and winked at the audience before continuing, "they can beg and they can plead, but they can't see the light, that's right. 'Cause the boy with those cold, hard, colored orbs, is always Mister Right, 'cause we are..."
"Living in a materia world, and I am a materia girl. You know that we are living in a materia world, and I am a materia girl." The other girls helped sing the chorus and Tifa pushed Cloud up to the front next to Yuffie.
"Some boys romance, some boys slow dance, that's all right with me. If they can't raise my interest, then I have to let them be," Mesmerized, Cloud inched closer to Yuffie but she smiled and pushed him away, walking to the edge of the stage, "some boys try and some boys lie but I don't let them play. Only boys who save their gil, make my rainy day, 'cause they are,"
"Living in a materia world, and I am a materia girl. You know that we are living in a materia world, and I am a materia girl," Cid had to pull away the heartbroken Cloud back to his place as Yuffie threw an oragami materia into the crowd.
"Living in a materia world," Yuffie sang.
"Materia," The boys all sang in the background.
"Living in a materia world, living in a materia world."
"Materia."
"Living in a materia world," Yuffie paused, "boys may come and boys may go, and that's all right you see. Experience has made me rich, and now they're after me, 'cause everybody's..."
"Living in a materia world, and I am a materia girl. You know that we are living in a materia world. and I am a materia girl." Yuffie started busting out some moves also as they neared the end of the song. The crowd went wild and security had to keep back the crowd from piling onto the stage.
"A materia, a materia, a materia--" Yuffie was cut short by a low growl comming from the audience. The background music kept playing but everyone stopped singing. All of a sudden Sephiroth jumps onto the stage, his Masamume out and ready.
"This is for not letting me be a part of the talent show!" He said angrily as he slashed the sleeve to Yuffie's outfit off.
"AIEE!!" She started running around, and Sephiroth chased after her. The others watched them nervously then began to sing.
"Living in a materia world,"
"Materia." Yuffie stopped running and bent down, holding onto her knees to catch her breath. Just then, Sephiroth came running towards her, only to run into the wall as she bent down. She ran back to the front of the stage just as Sephiroth slid slowly off the brick wall.
"Living in a materia world," They all belted out the last few words and the crowd cheered. All of them left except for Yuffie and Cloud. Yuffie stood there taking in all the fame while Cloud stood in the corner staring. Cid came back on stage and started to drag Cloud off stage while he struggled.
"I LOVE YOU YUFFIE!! SCREW AERIS! I CAN GIVE YOU ALL THE MATERIA YOU WANT!!!"
"Yeah...riiight Cloud. I've seen how much Materia you got...you've spent all your gil on beer and pork rinds." The imp said, walking on stage, "Anyways, up next, Final Fantasy 6!!"
Song: Material Girl-Madonna
Written By: Quistis' twin sister Sunny
Disclaimer: All songs used are property of their respectful owners. The characters of FF6-10 are not mine, they belong the SquareSoft, the almighty god.
A/N: This is a little thing I came up with while I was brainstorming ideas for my new serious (*GASP*) fic. Enjoy! Oh, and a little Aeris bashing in the end, but it's not horrible. Just being safe. Also, thanks for pointing out that No Doubt did not do the song Pretty Fly (For a White Guy) and that it was actually Offspring.
Warnings: OOCness, Aeris bashing, stupidity...and you can't forget the porkrinds!
Chapter 2.
FF7
"And we're back!" The green imp said happily, "And now presenting...Final Fantasy 7!" The imp hurried off stage and the red curtians rose. The stage was dark, but you could make out 10 figures standing in two lines.
Spotlights illuminated the stage and the crowd cheered. In the first row, starting from the far left, stood Barret, Vincent, Yuffie in the middle, Rufus, and Red XIII on the far right. In the row behind them, starting from the far left stood Cid, Tifa, Cloud in the middle, Aeris and Cait Sith on the far right. Music started to play and Yuffie stood up in front, holding a microphone. Everyone else started to dance.
"Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me, I think they're O.K. If they don't give me proper credit I just walk away," Yuffie sang beautifully and the crowd cheered. She grinned and winked at the audience before continuing, "they can beg and they can plead, but they can't see the light, that's right. 'Cause the boy with those cold, hard, colored orbs, is always Mister Right, 'cause we are..."
"Living in a materia world, and I am a materia girl. You know that we are living in a materia world, and I am a materia girl." The other girls helped sing the chorus and Tifa pushed Cloud up to the front next to Yuffie.
"Some boys romance, some boys slow dance, that's all right with me. If they can't raise my interest, then I have to let them be," Mesmerized, Cloud inched closer to Yuffie but she smiled and pushed him away, walking to the edge of the stage, "some boys try and some boys lie but I don't let them play. Only boys who save their gil, make my rainy day, 'cause they are,"
"Living in a materia world, and I am a materia girl. You know that we are living in a materia world, and I am a materia girl," Cid had to pull away the heartbroken Cloud back to his place as Yuffie threw an oragami materia into the crowd.
"Living in a materia world," Yuffie sang.
"Materia," The boys all sang in the background.
"Living in a materia world, living in a materia world."
"Materia."
"Living in a materia world," Yuffie paused, "boys may come and boys may go, and that's all right you see. Experience has made me rich, and now they're after me, 'cause everybody's..."
"Living in a materia world, and I am a materia girl. You know that we are living in a materia world. and I am a materia girl." Yuffie started busting out some moves also as they neared the end of the song. The crowd went wild and security had to keep back the crowd from piling onto the stage.
"A materia, a materia, a materia--" Yuffie was cut short by a low growl comming from the audience. The background music kept playing but everyone stopped singing. All of a sudden Sephiroth jumps onto the stage, his Masamume out and ready.
"This is for not letting me be a part of the talent show!" He said angrily as he slashed the sleeve to Yuffie's outfit off.
"AIEE!!" She started running around, and Sephiroth chased after her. The others watched them nervously then began to sing.
"Living in a materia world,"
"Materia." Yuffie stopped running and bent down, holding onto her knees to catch her breath. Just then, Sephiroth came running towards her, only to run into the wall as she bent down. She ran back to the front of the stage just as Sephiroth slid slowly off the brick wall.
"Living in a materia world," They all belted out the last few words and the crowd cheered. All of them left except for Yuffie and Cloud. Yuffie stood there taking in all the fame while Cloud stood in the corner staring. Cid came back on stage and started to drag Cloud off stage while he struggled.
"I LOVE YOU YUFFIE!! SCREW AERIS! I CAN GIVE YOU ALL THE MATERIA YOU WANT!!!"
"Yeah...riiight Cloud. I've seen how much Materia you got...you've spent all your gil on beer and pork rinds." The imp said, walking on stage, "Anyways, up next, Final Fantasy 6!!"
Song: Material Girl-Madonna