Final Fantasy Talent Show
Written By: Quistis' twin sister Sunny
Disclaimer: All songs used are property of their respectful owners. The characters of FF6-10 are not mine, they belong the SquareSoft, the almighty god.
A/N: This is a little thing I came up with while I was brainstorming ideas for my new serious (*GASP*) fic. Enjoy!
Warnings: OOCness, feeble attempts to strip professionaly.
Chapter 3.
FF10
The green imp rushed onto the stage, holding a sheet of paper. "Oh dear, seems like FF6 can't perform...they have a slight, er...hostage situation...."
*BACKSTAGE*
"Move another muscle and I cut it off!" A mysterious voice yelled.
"No! Not my manhood! For the love of god, don't move Celes!" Sabin cried out despratly.
"Dammit Ultros, when are you going to give up? This is about the 100th time we have had to kill you!" Locke yelled and jumped next to Ultros.
"What are you going to do, huh? You're just a theif." Ultros stated bluntly.
"TREASURE HUNTER!" Locke yelled and punched Ultros.
"That's it! I'm cutting it off!" Ultros said.
"NOOOOOO!!!"
*BACK TO IMP*
"Eheh, don't pay any attention to those voices...anyways, here to fill in for them...Final Fantasy 10!" The imp rushed off stage and the curtains rose. The stage was dim lighted, and Tidus sat in the middle of the stage, asleep.
"Um, is Tidus supposed to be asleep?" Yuna asked, peeking out at Tidus from one side of the stage.
"No...lemme see if I can wake him up," Wakka answered, walking out on stage. The crowd was silent and Wakka flashed them a quick smile and stopped next to Tidus. He bent over and poked him.
"More sleep, must...kill...evil monkeys..." Tidus groaned quietly. Wakka sighed and walked over to the rest of the group.
"He's not waking up," Wakka whispered. Rikku smiled.
"I know what we can do!" She squealed and whispered her plan to the group. They nodded and then all walked onto stage, surrounding Tidus. Auron, Kimahri, Yuna, Rikku, and Lulu started to hum. Wakka and Seymour started to sway side to side as Tidus twitched in his sleep.
"In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the Tidus sleeps tonight..." Wakka started to sing.
"In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the Tidus sleeps tonight..." Seymour joined in.
"A wee ma waay, a wee ma waay, a wee ma waay, a wee ma waay, a wee ma waay," The others sang softly, and they too, started to sway back and forth.
"Near the village, the peaceful village, the Tidus sleeps tonight..." Wakka sang.
"Near the village, the peaceful village, the Tidus sleeps tonight..." Seymour sang in a slightly higher tone.
"A wee ma waay, a wee ma waay, a wee ma waay, a wee ma waay, a wee ma waay," The others sang again.
"Hush my darling, don't fear my darling, the Tidus sleeps tonight..." Wakka sang a little more quieter.
"Hush my darling, don't fear my darling, the Tidus sleeps tonight..." Seymour sang quieter too.
"A wee ma waay, a wee ma waay, a wee ma waay, a wee ma waay, a wee ma- -" They were cut off by Wakka.
"A weeeeee a weee a wee a wumba waay..." Wakka sang loudly, while the others sang what they were supposed to quietly in the background. Tidus twitched some more and opened his eyes. He sat upright, looking around wildly. He stood up and walked to the front of the stage, thinking it was his turn to sing his part of the song.
"I believe in nuthin, don't play me wrong, you sexy thang, sexy thang," Tidus belted out, throwing off his shirt. The crowd was dead silent and you could hear crickets chirping. Tidus turned around to look at everyone. Seymour walked over to him and put and hand on his shoulder.
"I advise you to just go fall back asleep..." Seymour whispered to him and Tidus nodded, walking back over to where he originally was and fell back asleep.
"A wee ma waay, a wee ma waay, a wee ma waay, a wee ma waay..." They sang again and again, gradually getting quieter each time when finally you could hear them no more. The stage darkened and the crowd cheered as the curtains fell. The green imp ran out onto the stage, holding a filled burlap bag.
"Wow, that was, er...heart filling...Anyways, up next will be Final Fantasy 6, cuz I have the booze Ultros wants! Stay tuned!"
Songs: In The Jungle-Lion King Soundtrack (Dunno who the artist is), Some song I heard on the Simpsons while writing this chapter. (It's the episode when Krusty has his final show, and the monkey starts stripping to this song.)
Written By: Quistis' twin sister Sunny
Disclaimer: All songs used are property of their respectful owners. The characters of FF6-10 are not mine, they belong the SquareSoft, the almighty god.
A/N: This is a little thing I came up with while I was brainstorming ideas for my new serious (*GASP*) fic. Enjoy!
Warnings: OOCness, feeble attempts to strip professionaly.
Chapter 3.
FF10
The green imp rushed onto the stage, holding a sheet of paper. "Oh dear, seems like FF6 can't perform...they have a slight, er...hostage situation...."
*BACKSTAGE*
"Move another muscle and I cut it off!" A mysterious voice yelled.
"No! Not my manhood! For the love of god, don't move Celes!" Sabin cried out despratly.
"Dammit Ultros, when are you going to give up? This is about the 100th time we have had to kill you!" Locke yelled and jumped next to Ultros.
"What are you going to do, huh? You're just a theif." Ultros stated bluntly.
"TREASURE HUNTER!" Locke yelled and punched Ultros.
"That's it! I'm cutting it off!" Ultros said.
"NOOOOOO!!!"
*BACK TO IMP*
"Eheh, don't pay any attention to those voices...anyways, here to fill in for them...Final Fantasy 10!" The imp rushed off stage and the curtains rose. The stage was dim lighted, and Tidus sat in the middle of the stage, asleep.
"Um, is Tidus supposed to be asleep?" Yuna asked, peeking out at Tidus from one side of the stage.
"No...lemme see if I can wake him up," Wakka answered, walking out on stage. The crowd was silent and Wakka flashed them a quick smile and stopped next to Tidus. He bent over and poked him.
"More sleep, must...kill...evil monkeys..." Tidus groaned quietly. Wakka sighed and walked over to the rest of the group.
"He's not waking up," Wakka whispered. Rikku smiled.
"I know what we can do!" She squealed and whispered her plan to the group. They nodded and then all walked onto stage, surrounding Tidus. Auron, Kimahri, Yuna, Rikku, and Lulu started to hum. Wakka and Seymour started to sway side to side as Tidus twitched in his sleep.
"In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the Tidus sleeps tonight..." Wakka started to sing.
"In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the Tidus sleeps tonight..." Seymour joined in.
"A wee ma waay, a wee ma waay, a wee ma waay, a wee ma waay, a wee ma waay," The others sang softly, and they too, started to sway back and forth.
"Near the village, the peaceful village, the Tidus sleeps tonight..." Wakka sang.
"Near the village, the peaceful village, the Tidus sleeps tonight..." Seymour sang in a slightly higher tone.
"A wee ma waay, a wee ma waay, a wee ma waay, a wee ma waay, a wee ma waay," The others sang again.
"Hush my darling, don't fear my darling, the Tidus sleeps tonight..." Wakka sang a little more quieter.
"Hush my darling, don't fear my darling, the Tidus sleeps tonight..." Seymour sang quieter too.
"A wee ma waay, a wee ma waay, a wee ma waay, a wee ma waay, a wee ma- -" They were cut off by Wakka.
"A weeeeee a weee a wee a wumba waay..." Wakka sang loudly, while the others sang what they were supposed to quietly in the background. Tidus twitched some more and opened his eyes. He sat upright, looking around wildly. He stood up and walked to the front of the stage, thinking it was his turn to sing his part of the song.
"I believe in nuthin, don't play me wrong, you sexy thang, sexy thang," Tidus belted out, throwing off his shirt. The crowd was dead silent and you could hear crickets chirping. Tidus turned around to look at everyone. Seymour walked over to him and put and hand on his shoulder.
"I advise you to just go fall back asleep..." Seymour whispered to him and Tidus nodded, walking back over to where he originally was and fell back asleep.
"A wee ma waay, a wee ma waay, a wee ma waay, a wee ma waay..." They sang again and again, gradually getting quieter each time when finally you could hear them no more. The stage darkened and the crowd cheered as the curtains fell. The green imp ran out onto the stage, holding a filled burlap bag.
"Wow, that was, er...heart filling...Anyways, up next will be Final Fantasy 6, cuz I have the booze Ultros wants! Stay tuned!"
Songs: In The Jungle-Lion King Soundtrack (Dunno who the artist is), Some song I heard on the Simpsons while writing this chapter. (It's the episode when Krusty has his final show, and the monkey starts stripping to this song.)