Final Fantasy Talent Show
Written By: Quistis' twin sister Sunny
Disclaimer: All songs used are property of their respectful owners. The characters of FF6-10 are not mine, they belong the SquareSoft, the almighty god.
A/N: This is a little thing I came up with while I was brainstorming ideas for my new serious (*GASP*) fic. Enjoy!
Warnings: OOCness, REALLY bad lyrics. Feeble attempts to be pop stars.
The audience were chatting quietly as they awaited the last performance for the day. Finally, the room darkened, and a drumroll was heard. But, instead of the curtains rising, and FF9 appearing on stage, a large, flatscreen tv lowered down and a shadowed figure appeared on the screen.
"Hello, my fellow minions. I interrupt this er...performance concert or whatever you want to call this puny talent show. I will soon raise a large pinwheel and spin it, causing all of you to become my slaves and take over the world! Take that, Cloud! This is for not letting me be in the talent show*! MUAHAHA!" A large red pinwheel appeared on the screen and it rotated slowly, gradually getting faster, and faster. The audience became dazed before the pinwheel broke and yelling could be heard.
"YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH THIS, EVIL FEIND!" A voice yelled, which seemed very familiar to Cloud's.
"Wait! No, wait! Don't carry me away! What about my evil minons? PLLLEAAASSSEE let me go!!" As the shadowed figure was carried across the screen, he was waving furiously at the audience. "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO ME!!!!" His voice echoed as the screen faded, and left the stage.
"Err, on with the show?" The imp called over the loud speakers and the curtians rose. The stage was dimly lited but you could see Zidane, Blank, Cinna, Marcus, and Baku, all in a line in matching outfits. They were all looking at the floor but Zidane (who was in the middle) looked up slowly.
"Here we go-oo..." Zidane sang slowly before the music started playing and the stage became brighter. The rest of them raised their heads as they all began to dance.
"Here we go, one more time, everybody's feelin' fine, here we go no- ow..." They all sang as the crowd went in to a burst of cheers.
"Yes yes here we go, FF9 was got the flow!" The background voices sang, which were Vivi, Salamander, Quina, and Steiner.
"Here we go just one more time and everybody's feeling fine, here we go now. Here we go, yeah, if you wanna party with us, just feel free and feel the rhythm, here we go now..."
"Here we go-oo..." Zidane sang and they dance on cue. Just when they were going to sing the next part, the record subsided and stopped. The lights turned off, but you could see three shadows walk onto the stage from one side, pushing away Zidane and them to the opposite side. One of the three figures snapped their figures and the lights turned on again, showing Garnet, Freija, and Eiko. They, too, were wearing matching outfits, but they were different from the other groups. Music started to play and Garnet took a step forward, shooting a look at the dazed others.
"Garnet Alexandros...with my girl, Freija...Eiko C and Final Fantasy." Garnet sang slowly, and music started to play. The guys look at the girls furiously for taking the stage, but they only looked at them and winked before beginning to sing.
"Question: Tell me, what you think about me I buy my own diamonds and I buy my own rings, only ring your cell-y when I'm feelin lonely, when it's all over please get up and leave." Eiko sang.
"Question: Tell me how you feel about this, try to control me boy you get dismissed. I pay my own fun, oh and I pay my own bills, always 50/50 in relationships," This time Freija sang. They all looked great in their glittery outfits and the music blared throught the whole place.
"The shoes on my feet," The three sang together.
"I've bought it," The background voices sang.
"The clothes I'm wearing."
"I've bought it."
"The rock I'm rockin', 'Cause I depend on me, if I want it--" They were cut off by the guys, who finally brought up the courage to intterupt them. Each group were on opposite sides of the stage, glaring at eachother. The boy's turned to face the audience.
"You know the party's here, sing along and have no fear... FF9 is here to make you people scream." As if on cue, the audience screamed at their beautiful voices.
"Now is the time for us to reunite, come on party people, there's a party going on tonight..." The music quickly changed to match what they were singing. They ignored the girl's death glares and just grinned at them.
"If I wanted the watch you're wearin'," The girls sang, the music quickly changing back to their song. The guys stopped at turned to look at the girls, who were facing the audience.
"I'll buy it," the backup singers sang.
"The house I live in."
"I've bought it."
"The car I'm driving."
"I've bought it."
"I depend on me."
"I depend on me..." The girls sang, giving the guys a run for their money.
"All the women who are independent, throw your hands up at me," They sang, holding their microphones in one hand, their free hand up in the air. Hands shot up in the audience, swaying back and forth.
"All the honeys who makin' money, throw your hands up at me."
"All the mommas who profit dollas, throw your hands up at me."
"All the ladies who truly feel me, throw your hands up at me." Before they could go on, the music changed back to the guy's song as they started to sing.
"Tonight is the night, everything's gonna be all right...Just get up, feel the flow, and here we go..." Zidane sang.
"Here we go, one more time, everybody's feelin' fine, here we go no- ow..." They guys all sang together.
"Yes, yes here we go, FF9 has got the flow!" They stopped as the girls sang louder, and the music changed.
"Girl I didn't know you could get down like that, Squaresoft, how your Angels get down like that. Girl I didn't know you could get down like that, Squaresoft, how your Angels get down like that," they sang, dancing the whole way.
"Let's sing it one more time, everybody's feeling fine. We've got the skills to keep this party pumping baby, keep dancing all night long until the break of dawn. Come on party people, there's a party going on tonight," the boys sang, interrupting the girls sooner than before, the music changing. But right after the music changed, it just changed right back.
"Tell me how you feel about this, who would I want if I would wanna live. I worked hard and sacrificed to get what I get, Ladies, it ain't easy bein' independent. Question: How'd you like this knowledge that I brought, braggin' on that cash that he gave you is to front. If you're gonna brag make sure it's your money you flaunt, depend on noone else to give you what you want," The girls sang, but the boys started to sing again, and once again the music changed.
"Tonight is the night, everything's gonna be all right...Just get up, feel the flow, and here we go...Here we go one more time, everybody's--" They were cut off mid-line as the girls sang and the music changed.
"The shoes on my feet," They could only get out those 5 words before the guys started singing again, the music changing.
"Here we go no-ow..." The guys sang but the girls started singing again. Soon, they could only get out one word before the next group started singing. The music changer went on a frenzy to keep up with them and soon a large explosion could be heard backstage. The two groups stopped, and the audience fell silent.
*BACKSTAGE*
"Dammit! The c.d player has blown up! Guess we have to go buy a new one..." The owner of the concert hall yelled, slamming his fist into the wall.
*ON STAGE*
The two groups gave sheepish grins and quickly walked off stage. The crowd still cheered, but was nervous about the explosion.
"Eheh, they were great though, am I right?" The imp asked nervously as it rushed on stage. They audience stayed silent. "Yeah...anyways, now it is your turn to vote who is going to come back for an encore performance! So, cast your votes now! Let's recapp...Final Fantasy 8, performing, Pretty Fly, (For a White Guy) By The OffSpring!" A screen came down, showing a picture of them on stage, and then another one of Zell being carried off by the fans.
"Final Fantasy 7, performing Material Girl, by Madonna!" A picture of them performing showed on the screen, and then another one of Cloud pigging out on porkrinds.
"Final Fantasy 10, performing In the Jungle, by Hyne knows who." A picture showed the group in a half circle around the sleeping Tidus, swaying back and forth, and then another one of Tidus throwing his shirt off into the quiet audience.
"Final Fantasy 6, performing The Three's Company theme song!" Shows a picture of Edgar, Celes, and Terra, Edgar in the middle, then showed a picture of Kefka and his hunched back imps, prancing around on stage.
"And them Final Fantasy 9, performing Here We Go, by N*Sync, and Independent Women, by Destiny's Child!" Shows a picture of the boys performing, the girls giving them death glares, and then shows a picture of the girls performing, the boys with puddles of drool around them.
"Okay, cast your vote! You can vote for FF8, FF7, FF10, FF6, or FF9 to come out for an encore presentation. Start your voting!" The imp rushed off stage as the audience quieted down and thought about who to vote for.
*Read chapter 2 again to see who the mystery person is.
Songs: Here We Go-N*Sync, Independent Women-Destiny's Child.
A/N: All my wonderful reviews get to vote! Vote in your review for who to come out for an encore presentation! Oh, and the REALLY bad lyrics I was talking about were N*Sync's, not Destiny's Child. I hate N*Sync, so flame all you want, N*Sync lovers! *Holds up a shield*
Written By: Quistis' twin sister Sunny
Disclaimer: All songs used are property of their respectful owners. The characters of FF6-10 are not mine, they belong the SquareSoft, the almighty god.
A/N: This is a little thing I came up with while I was brainstorming ideas for my new serious (*GASP*) fic. Enjoy!
Warnings: OOCness, REALLY bad lyrics. Feeble attempts to be pop stars.
The audience were chatting quietly as they awaited the last performance for the day. Finally, the room darkened, and a drumroll was heard. But, instead of the curtains rising, and FF9 appearing on stage, a large, flatscreen tv lowered down and a shadowed figure appeared on the screen.
"Hello, my fellow minions. I interrupt this er...performance concert or whatever you want to call this puny talent show. I will soon raise a large pinwheel and spin it, causing all of you to become my slaves and take over the world! Take that, Cloud! This is for not letting me be in the talent show*! MUAHAHA!" A large red pinwheel appeared on the screen and it rotated slowly, gradually getting faster, and faster. The audience became dazed before the pinwheel broke and yelling could be heard.
"YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH THIS, EVIL FEIND!" A voice yelled, which seemed very familiar to Cloud's.
"Wait! No, wait! Don't carry me away! What about my evil minons? PLLLEAAASSSEE let me go!!" As the shadowed figure was carried across the screen, he was waving furiously at the audience. "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO ME!!!!" His voice echoed as the screen faded, and left the stage.
"Err, on with the show?" The imp called over the loud speakers and the curtians rose. The stage was dimly lited but you could see Zidane, Blank, Cinna, Marcus, and Baku, all in a line in matching outfits. They were all looking at the floor but Zidane (who was in the middle) looked up slowly.
"Here we go-oo..." Zidane sang slowly before the music started playing and the stage became brighter. The rest of them raised their heads as they all began to dance.
"Here we go, one more time, everybody's feelin' fine, here we go no- ow..." They all sang as the crowd went in to a burst of cheers.
"Yes yes here we go, FF9 was got the flow!" The background voices sang, which were Vivi, Salamander, Quina, and Steiner.
"Here we go just one more time and everybody's feeling fine, here we go now. Here we go, yeah, if you wanna party with us, just feel free and feel the rhythm, here we go now..."
"Here we go-oo..." Zidane sang and they dance on cue. Just when they were going to sing the next part, the record subsided and stopped. The lights turned off, but you could see three shadows walk onto the stage from one side, pushing away Zidane and them to the opposite side. One of the three figures snapped their figures and the lights turned on again, showing Garnet, Freija, and Eiko. They, too, were wearing matching outfits, but they were different from the other groups. Music started to play and Garnet took a step forward, shooting a look at the dazed others.
"Garnet Alexandros...with my girl, Freija...Eiko C and Final Fantasy." Garnet sang slowly, and music started to play. The guys look at the girls furiously for taking the stage, but they only looked at them and winked before beginning to sing.
"Question: Tell me, what you think about me I buy my own diamonds and I buy my own rings, only ring your cell-y when I'm feelin lonely, when it's all over please get up and leave." Eiko sang.
"Question: Tell me how you feel about this, try to control me boy you get dismissed. I pay my own fun, oh and I pay my own bills, always 50/50 in relationships," This time Freija sang. They all looked great in their glittery outfits and the music blared throught the whole place.
"The shoes on my feet," The three sang together.
"I've bought it," The background voices sang.
"The clothes I'm wearing."
"I've bought it."
"The rock I'm rockin', 'Cause I depend on me, if I want it--" They were cut off by the guys, who finally brought up the courage to intterupt them. Each group were on opposite sides of the stage, glaring at eachother. The boy's turned to face the audience.
"You know the party's here, sing along and have no fear... FF9 is here to make you people scream." As if on cue, the audience screamed at their beautiful voices.
"Now is the time for us to reunite, come on party people, there's a party going on tonight..." The music quickly changed to match what they were singing. They ignored the girl's death glares and just grinned at them.
"If I wanted the watch you're wearin'," The girls sang, the music quickly changing back to their song. The guys stopped at turned to look at the girls, who were facing the audience.
"I'll buy it," the backup singers sang.
"The house I live in."
"I've bought it."
"The car I'm driving."
"I've bought it."
"I depend on me."
"I depend on me..." The girls sang, giving the guys a run for their money.
"All the women who are independent, throw your hands up at me," They sang, holding their microphones in one hand, their free hand up in the air. Hands shot up in the audience, swaying back and forth.
"All the honeys who makin' money, throw your hands up at me."
"All the mommas who profit dollas, throw your hands up at me."
"All the ladies who truly feel me, throw your hands up at me." Before they could go on, the music changed back to the guy's song as they started to sing.
"Tonight is the night, everything's gonna be all right...Just get up, feel the flow, and here we go..." Zidane sang.
"Here we go, one more time, everybody's feelin' fine, here we go no- ow..." They guys all sang together.
"Yes, yes here we go, FF9 has got the flow!" They stopped as the girls sang louder, and the music changed.
"Girl I didn't know you could get down like that, Squaresoft, how your Angels get down like that. Girl I didn't know you could get down like that, Squaresoft, how your Angels get down like that," they sang, dancing the whole way.
"Let's sing it one more time, everybody's feeling fine. We've got the skills to keep this party pumping baby, keep dancing all night long until the break of dawn. Come on party people, there's a party going on tonight," the boys sang, interrupting the girls sooner than before, the music changing. But right after the music changed, it just changed right back.
"Tell me how you feel about this, who would I want if I would wanna live. I worked hard and sacrificed to get what I get, Ladies, it ain't easy bein' independent. Question: How'd you like this knowledge that I brought, braggin' on that cash that he gave you is to front. If you're gonna brag make sure it's your money you flaunt, depend on noone else to give you what you want," The girls sang, but the boys started to sing again, and once again the music changed.
"Tonight is the night, everything's gonna be all right...Just get up, feel the flow, and here we go...Here we go one more time, everybody's--" They were cut off mid-line as the girls sang and the music changed.
"The shoes on my feet," They could only get out those 5 words before the guys started singing again, the music changing.
"Here we go no-ow..." The guys sang but the girls started singing again. Soon, they could only get out one word before the next group started singing. The music changer went on a frenzy to keep up with them and soon a large explosion could be heard backstage. The two groups stopped, and the audience fell silent.
*BACKSTAGE*
"Dammit! The c.d player has blown up! Guess we have to go buy a new one..." The owner of the concert hall yelled, slamming his fist into the wall.
*ON STAGE*
The two groups gave sheepish grins and quickly walked off stage. The crowd still cheered, but was nervous about the explosion.
"Eheh, they were great though, am I right?" The imp asked nervously as it rushed on stage. They audience stayed silent. "Yeah...anyways, now it is your turn to vote who is going to come back for an encore performance! So, cast your votes now! Let's recapp...Final Fantasy 8, performing, Pretty Fly, (For a White Guy) By The OffSpring!" A screen came down, showing a picture of them on stage, and then another one of Zell being carried off by the fans.
"Final Fantasy 7, performing Material Girl, by Madonna!" A picture of them performing showed on the screen, and then another one of Cloud pigging out on porkrinds.
"Final Fantasy 10, performing In the Jungle, by Hyne knows who." A picture showed the group in a half circle around the sleeping Tidus, swaying back and forth, and then another one of Tidus throwing his shirt off into the quiet audience.
"Final Fantasy 6, performing The Three's Company theme song!" Shows a picture of Edgar, Celes, and Terra, Edgar in the middle, then showed a picture of Kefka and his hunched back imps, prancing around on stage.
"And them Final Fantasy 9, performing Here We Go, by N*Sync, and Independent Women, by Destiny's Child!" Shows a picture of the boys performing, the girls giving them death glares, and then shows a picture of the girls performing, the boys with puddles of drool around them.
"Okay, cast your vote! You can vote for FF8, FF7, FF10, FF6, or FF9 to come out for an encore presentation. Start your voting!" The imp rushed off stage as the audience quieted down and thought about who to vote for.
*Read chapter 2 again to see who the mystery person is.
Songs: Here We Go-N*Sync, Independent Women-Destiny's Child.
A/N: All my wonderful reviews get to vote! Vote in your review for who to come out for an encore presentation! Oh, and the REALLY bad lyrics I was talking about were N*Sync's, not Destiny's Child. I hate N*Sync, so flame all you want, N*Sync lovers! *Holds up a shield*