Any one ever wonder what would happen if Star Wars was Screwed up?
Announcer: Hi. I'm your host, B. Igs Guggs. Welcome to another edition of Star Wars: All Screwd Up. I'd like to start tonight with a little flashback. Remember in The Empire Strikes Back, how Leia kissed Luke.... And then in The Return of the Jedi they found out they were twins? Han took it over pretty well, but if it was in our world, who knows what would have happened!
Han: *looks up to exploding Death Star*I hope Luke's ok.
Leia: He is. *looks to Han* I know he is.
Han: Look, if you've feelings for Luke, I wont stand in your way.
Leia: No, it's not that...
Han: Then what is it?
Leia: He's My brother. *leans over to kiss Han, Han pulls away with a look of disgust on his face*
Han: Eww! And you practically made out with him on that Space Station too!
Ewoks: * jump up behind the log Leia is leaning against and start chanting* Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Jerry Springer music starts to play
Jerry: Hi, and welcome to another edition of Jerry Springer. This week, Kissin' Twins, I felt your Mother up with the force, When Wookies get Wacked and the usual trailer park trash that we have on our show.
Han: Were the hell did you come from?
Jerry: L.A
Han: Oh.
Okie, it's not too funny, at least I don't think... read & review!!
Announcer: Hi. I'm your host, B. Igs Guggs. Welcome to another edition of Star Wars: All Screwd Up. I'd like to start tonight with a little flashback. Remember in The Empire Strikes Back, how Leia kissed Luke.... And then in The Return of the Jedi they found out they were twins? Han took it over pretty well, but if it was in our world, who knows what would have happened!
Han: *looks up to exploding Death Star*I hope Luke's ok.
Leia: He is. *looks to Han* I know he is.
Han: Look, if you've feelings for Luke, I wont stand in your way.
Leia: No, it's not that...
Han: Then what is it?
Leia: He's My brother. *leans over to kiss Han, Han pulls away with a look of disgust on his face*
Han: Eww! And you practically made out with him on that Space Station too!
Ewoks: * jump up behind the log Leia is leaning against and start chanting* Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Jerry Springer music starts to play
Jerry: Hi, and welcome to another edition of Jerry Springer. This week, Kissin' Twins, I felt your Mother up with the force, When Wookies get Wacked and the usual trailer park trash that we have on our show.
Han: Were the hell did you come from?
Jerry: L.A
Han: Oh.
Okie, it's not too funny, at least I don't think... read & review!!