Announcer: Was that funny or what? *laughs, the stops suddenly * Any who,
it's a known fact that James Earl Jones had a "thing" for Carrie Fisher
during the filming of Star Wars and… what? A question? Um, yes you there:
The Old black dude that stars in Verizon commercials…
James Earl Jones: Yes, my name is James Earl Jones and I DID NOT have a relation ship with that woman, Carrie Fisher or have any impure thoughts of her during the filming of Star Wars. Further…
Announcer: * Interrupts J.E.J and snaps his fingers * Security! * Two large security guards come out and stuff James Earl Jones into a broom closet. Audience Begins to boo at the announcer * Would anyone else like to join Mr. Jones? * 20 more large security guards walk in. Audience looks to the door, then sits down, turns around, and shuts up. *
Announcer: Thank You. As I was saying, James Earl Jones had a "thing" for Carrie Fisher…
James Earl Jones: I did not!!
Announcer: Oh for Pete's sake, will somebody take care of him?
Security guard walks into broom closet with a large frying pan. A large bang is heard. Guard walks out and gives Announcer a thumbs up sign. *
Announcer: Thank you. Now, as I was saying, we here at A.B &Co. have found a rather shocking deleted scene between these two lovebirds. * Trys to purr * Watch closely!!!!!!!!!
James Earl Jones: Yes, my name is James Earl Jones and I DID NOT have a relation ship with that woman, Carrie Fisher or have any impure thoughts of her during the filming of Star Wars. Further…
Announcer: * Interrupts J.E.J and snaps his fingers * Security! * Two large security guards come out and stuff James Earl Jones into a broom closet. Audience Begins to boo at the announcer * Would anyone else like to join Mr. Jones? * 20 more large security guards walk in. Audience looks to the door, then sits down, turns around, and shuts up. *
Announcer: Thank You. As I was saying, James Earl Jones had a "thing" for Carrie Fisher…
James Earl Jones: I did not!!
Announcer: Oh for Pete's sake, will somebody take care of him?
Security guard walks into broom closet with a large frying pan. A large bang is heard. Guard walks out and gives Announcer a thumbs up sign. *
Announcer: Thank you. Now, as I was saying, we here at A.B &Co. have found a rather shocking deleted scene between these two lovebirds. * Trys to purr * Watch closely!!!!!!!!!