*Darth Vader blasts through the door of Princess Leia's blockade runner,
Tantive IV.*
Darth Vader: Well, Princess Leia. We meet again.
Leia: Lord Vader, what is the meaning of this? What in galaxy's name do you think you're doing? I am the senator of Alderaan on a peaceful diplomatic mission to Tatoonie. The senate will surely hear of this!
Darth Vader: You are no longer a senator, my dear Princess. The Emperor disbanded it this morning. What's left of the Republic is finally destroyed! *Long, evil laugh * Nor are you on a diplomatic mission. My orders come straight from my master, Emperor Palpatine himself. They are to capture and interrogate you.
Leia: On what charges?
Darth Vader: On the charge that you are a traitor to the Empire and a Rebel spy! Now before I stun you with my balster and take you aboard the Death Star to be exterminated, I will only ask you of one favor.
Leia: And what would that favor be?
Darth Vader: * bends down on one knee * Princess Leia Organica of Alderaan, ( breathing sound) will you marry me?
* At this, C-3PO runs out to the two *
C-3PO: Stop this! Stop this at once! Lord Vader you cannot do this! You are her father!
Darth Vader: Shut up! * Weilds lightsaber and dismantles the droid * So, as I was saying….will you tie the knot with me or not?
* Cuts back to announcer*
Announcer: Ahh, there no love loss between these two!
Soo…….. wut do ya think? Should I write more or not?
Darth Vader: Well, Princess Leia. We meet again.
Leia: Lord Vader, what is the meaning of this? What in galaxy's name do you think you're doing? I am the senator of Alderaan on a peaceful diplomatic mission to Tatoonie. The senate will surely hear of this!
Darth Vader: You are no longer a senator, my dear Princess. The Emperor disbanded it this morning. What's left of the Republic is finally destroyed! *Long, evil laugh * Nor are you on a diplomatic mission. My orders come straight from my master, Emperor Palpatine himself. They are to capture and interrogate you.
Leia: On what charges?
Darth Vader: On the charge that you are a traitor to the Empire and a Rebel spy! Now before I stun you with my balster and take you aboard the Death Star to be exterminated, I will only ask you of one favor.
Leia: And what would that favor be?
Darth Vader: * bends down on one knee * Princess Leia Organica of Alderaan, ( breathing sound) will you marry me?
* At this, C-3PO runs out to the two *
C-3PO: Stop this! Stop this at once! Lord Vader you cannot do this! You are her father!
Darth Vader: Shut up! * Weilds lightsaber and dismantles the droid * So, as I was saying….will you tie the knot with me or not?
* Cuts back to announcer*
Announcer: Ahh, there no love loss between these two!
Soo…….. wut do ya think? Should I write more or not?
