Sorry it took me so long to update this, but……uh, fill in the blank why I
didn't. Btw, Sage of Dreams, I'm gonna keep your old name cuz it's easier
that way ok? Anyway….on with the fic!
Disclaimer: When I actually am sane is when I'll own Zelda. Sometime around the next NEVER I expect.
And-a now, the next chapter of…
THE TRUTH ABOUT WHO LINK LOVES
The standings point-wise is so far…
Malon: 6 points
Nabooru: 5 points
Zelda: 4 points
Impa: 3 points
Saria: 2 points
Ruto: 1 point
Dekustar: Allrighty then, the next competition will be…SWIMMING WHILE CARRYING A DEAD MONKEY ON YOUR BACK!!!!!
Everyone: WHAT?????
Sage of Dreams: Uh…I don't think she's had her medication today… ::gives Dekustar a pill::
Dekustar: Yummy! ::eats it and suddenly turns normal:: All right, where were we?
Zelda: You were just about to announce the next event.
Dekustar: Oh yeah…
Link: Will it do any good if I once again ask why I can't just say who I really like?
Sage of Dreams and Dekustar: Nope.
Link: Didn't think so.
Dekustar: Right. The next event is…ARCHERY!!!!
Nabooru: WOO HOO!!!!
Sage of Dreams: We're going to have a moving target. Whoever gets the most arrows out of 15 in wins. You get as many points as arrows you get in. Any questions?
Saria: What's the target?
Dekustar: Uh…
Sage of Dreams: Link is.
Link: WHAT?????
Dekustar: No, remember Sage, we need him alive to torture…
Sage of Dreams: Oh yeah…
Link: Whimper…
Dekustar: The target will be…that big plastic penguin.
Nabooru: Uh, it's not moving…
Dekustar: We'll throw it!
Sage of Dreams: We will?
Dekustar: Of COURSE we will! Let the contest BEGIN!!!
Malon, Zelda, Impa, Nabooru, Saria, and Ruto line up with bows and arrows, and Dekustar and Sage of Dreams throw the penguin back and forth. Ruto goes first.
Ruto: Is this right?
Link: Ruto, the arrow is pointed towards you…
Ruto: Yeah, but is it right?
Link: ………………….You'd better not win.
To make things short since I'm really really lazy, this is how it came out…
Ruto: 2/15 (pure luck)
Saria: 6/15
Nabooru: 12/15
Impa: 10/15
Zelda: 13/15
Malon: 12/15
Dekustar: Allrighty then, the order is…Zelda and Malon tied at first with 18, Nabooru in second with 17, Impa in third with 13, Saria in fourth with 8, and Ruto in dead last with 3 (big surprise.)
Sage of Dreams: Now go away while we think of new ideas.
Everyone but Dekustar and Sage of Dreams: All right.
Dekustar: Oh no you don't-Link, get back here.
Link: Phooey.
What did ya think? I'll still need ideas! Please review!
Disclaimer: When I actually am sane is when I'll own Zelda. Sometime around the next NEVER I expect.
And-a now, the next chapter of…
THE TRUTH ABOUT WHO LINK LOVES
The standings point-wise is so far…
Malon: 6 points
Nabooru: 5 points
Zelda: 4 points
Impa: 3 points
Saria: 2 points
Ruto: 1 point
Dekustar: Allrighty then, the next competition will be…SWIMMING WHILE CARRYING A DEAD MONKEY ON YOUR BACK!!!!!
Everyone: WHAT?????
Sage of Dreams: Uh…I don't think she's had her medication today… ::gives Dekustar a pill::
Dekustar: Yummy! ::eats it and suddenly turns normal:: All right, where were we?
Zelda: You were just about to announce the next event.
Dekustar: Oh yeah…
Link: Will it do any good if I once again ask why I can't just say who I really like?
Sage of Dreams and Dekustar: Nope.
Link: Didn't think so.
Dekustar: Right. The next event is…ARCHERY!!!!
Nabooru: WOO HOO!!!!
Sage of Dreams: We're going to have a moving target. Whoever gets the most arrows out of 15 in wins. You get as many points as arrows you get in. Any questions?
Saria: What's the target?
Dekustar: Uh…
Sage of Dreams: Link is.
Link: WHAT?????
Dekustar: No, remember Sage, we need him alive to torture…
Sage of Dreams: Oh yeah…
Link: Whimper…
Dekustar: The target will be…that big plastic penguin.
Nabooru: Uh, it's not moving…
Dekustar: We'll throw it!
Sage of Dreams: We will?
Dekustar: Of COURSE we will! Let the contest BEGIN!!!
Malon, Zelda, Impa, Nabooru, Saria, and Ruto line up with bows and arrows, and Dekustar and Sage of Dreams throw the penguin back and forth. Ruto goes first.
Ruto: Is this right?
Link: Ruto, the arrow is pointed towards you…
Ruto: Yeah, but is it right?
Link: ………………….You'd better not win.
To make things short since I'm really really lazy, this is how it came out…
Ruto: 2/15 (pure luck)
Saria: 6/15
Nabooru: 12/15
Impa: 10/15
Zelda: 13/15
Malon: 12/15
Dekustar: Allrighty then, the order is…Zelda and Malon tied at first with 18, Nabooru in second with 17, Impa in third with 13, Saria in fourth with 8, and Ruto in dead last with 3 (big surprise.)
Sage of Dreams: Now go away while we think of new ideas.
Everyone but Dekustar and Sage of Dreams: All right.
Dekustar: Oh no you don't-Link, get back here.
Link: Phooey.
What did ya think? I'll still need ideas! Please review!