If u complain about late fics, I'll……………….stop writing them! so there!
Disclaimer: yep. I own Zelda. Why don't you go ask the flying pig for some candy?
And now for the third competition of…THE TRUTH ABOUT WHO LINK LOVES!!!!
Chapter 4
Dekustar: Okay everybody, we have the third competition out of five! It's almost over!
Link: Hallelujah.
Sage of Dreams: Quiet torture victim.
Link: Are all authors this mean?
Theguywhoknowsnothingaboutseaborgium: Yep.
Zelda: Where did you come from??
Theguywhoknowsnothingaboutseaborgium: Sage of Dreams and Dekustar invited me to be a judge.
Link: WHY ME?????
Dekustar: You have your own game.
Link: AND????
Dekustar: ………………quiet, torture victim.
Sage of Dreams: ANYway, the next competition is fishing.
Ruto: COOL!!
Saria: Um, Ruto, you ARE a fish…
Ruto: No, I'm a deformed fish freak!
Everyone but Ruto: O.o
Dekustar: Let's go to Lake Hylia!
Everyone is at Lake Hylia
Ruto: How did we do that?
Dekustar: Are you a fish, or retarded?
Ruto: Yes.
Sage of Dreams: ………..okay, you have 10 minutes, catch as many fish as you can.
Ruto jumps in and starts chasing fish, but as soon as she catches them she lets them go. Saria accidentally falls in the water, Malon tries to pull her out, but Impa pushes her in. Zelda laughs so hard that she falls in too. Nabooru gets confused and thinks that falling in is part of the competition, and jumps in. All in all, Impa is the only one on dry land by the time the 10 minutes are up.
Theguywhoknowsnothingaboutseaborgium: Uh…did anyone catch a fish?
Malon: I think one is stuck in my shirt…does that count?
Dekustar: Why not.
Zelda (grabs Ruto): I caught one!
Sage of Dreams: Does that count?
Link: Should I care?
Dekustar (hits Link): Of course it does. Ruto's a fish.
Ruto: ah-HEM.
Dekustar: Excuse me, a deformed fish freak.
Ruto: Thank you.
Dekustar: Any time.
Theguywhoknowsnothingaboutseaborgium: Okay, so here are the standings:
Malon: 19
Zelda: 19
Nabooru: 17
Impa: 13
Saria: 8
Ruto: for some reason, 3.
Any questions?
Ruto: What's the next competition?
Sage of Dreams, Dekustar, and Theguywhoknowsnothingaboutseaborgium: Uhhhh………
Disclaimer: yep. I own Zelda. Why don't you go ask the flying pig for some candy?
And now for the third competition of…THE TRUTH ABOUT WHO LINK LOVES!!!!
Chapter 4
Dekustar: Okay everybody, we have the third competition out of five! It's almost over!
Link: Hallelujah.
Sage of Dreams: Quiet torture victim.
Link: Are all authors this mean?
Theguywhoknowsnothingaboutseaborgium: Yep.
Zelda: Where did you come from??
Theguywhoknowsnothingaboutseaborgium: Sage of Dreams and Dekustar invited me to be a judge.
Link: WHY ME?????
Dekustar: You have your own game.
Link: AND????
Dekustar: ………………quiet, torture victim.
Sage of Dreams: ANYway, the next competition is fishing.
Ruto: COOL!!
Saria: Um, Ruto, you ARE a fish…
Ruto: No, I'm a deformed fish freak!
Everyone but Ruto: O.o
Dekustar: Let's go to Lake Hylia!
Everyone is at Lake Hylia
Ruto: How did we do that?
Dekustar: Are you a fish, or retarded?
Ruto: Yes.
Sage of Dreams: ………..okay, you have 10 minutes, catch as many fish as you can.
Ruto jumps in and starts chasing fish, but as soon as she catches them she lets them go. Saria accidentally falls in the water, Malon tries to pull her out, but Impa pushes her in. Zelda laughs so hard that she falls in too. Nabooru gets confused and thinks that falling in is part of the competition, and jumps in. All in all, Impa is the only one on dry land by the time the 10 minutes are up.
Theguywhoknowsnothingaboutseaborgium: Uh…did anyone catch a fish?
Malon: I think one is stuck in my shirt…does that count?
Dekustar: Why not.
Zelda (grabs Ruto): I caught one!
Sage of Dreams: Does that count?
Link: Should I care?
Dekustar (hits Link): Of course it does. Ruto's a fish.
Ruto: ah-HEM.
Dekustar: Excuse me, a deformed fish freak.
Ruto: Thank you.
Dekustar: Any time.
Theguywhoknowsnothingaboutseaborgium: Okay, so here are the standings:
Malon: 19
Zelda: 19
Nabooru: 17
Impa: 13
Saria: 8
Ruto: for some reason, 3.
Any questions?
Ruto: What's the next competition?
Sage of Dreams, Dekustar, and Theguywhoknowsnothingaboutseaborgium: Uhhhh………