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Disclaimer: I can't think of anything funny to say! Gah! What's wrong with me!
And now, for the Fourth competition of…
WHO LINK REALLY LOVES
Dekustar: Okay, I think we got it figured out.
Theguywhoknowsnothingaboutseaborgium: We do?
Sage of Dreams: Sure, why not?
Ruto: Should we know what you're talking about?
Link: Probably not.
Malon: What's the new competition?
Dekustar: Dancing!
No one says woo hoo or cool
Impa: I only know how to dance one way…
Sage of Dreams: I'm not gonna ask what way.
Theguywhoknowsnothingaboutseaborgium: Well anyway, that's the next competition. The girl in first place gets 6 points, so on, and so forth.
Everyone: Okay.
Dekustar: Okay, Zelda, you go first.
Zelda: Why?
Sage of Dreams: You're the oldest.
Zelda: No I'm not! That's Impa!
Sage of Dreams: Oh yeah. Then Impa, you go first.
Impa: Uh oh…
Dekustar: On your mark, get set, go!
Impa starts pole dancing
Dekustar: EW!!!!!!!!!!
Theguywhoknowsnothingaboutseaborgium: MAKE IT STOP!!
Link: STOP IMPA STOP RIGHT NOW!!!!
Impa: I told you I only knew how to dance one way. You see, I started one night a couple decades back…
Sage of Dreams: WE DO NOT NEED TO KNOW!!!!!!!
Impa: Hmph.
Dekustar: Is anyone else pole dancing?
No one says anything
Dekustar: Thank god.
Sage of Dreams: Ugh…Zelda, you're next.
Zelda starts tangoing…all by herself…
Judges: Uh…
Zelda gets a rose from somewhere…
Judges: Uh…
Zelda: I'm done!
Dekustar: Okay…
Sage of Dreams: Whatever…
To cut things short because I'm really really really lazy, which you probably knew already, Malon does the macarena, Nabooru break dances, Ruto does the disco, and Saria falls down before anyone knows what she was going to do.
Dekustar: Link, I'm beginning to see why you want to just tell everyone who you really love.
Link: So I can?!?!?!?!?
Dekustar: No. Sage of Dreams, will you do the honors?
Sage of Dreams: Certainly. Saria, you came in first. You got 6 points.
Ruto, Nabooru, Malon, Zelda, and Impa: WHAT????
Sage of Dreams: She was the only one who didn't poison our eyes with your dancing.
Ruto, Nabooru, Malon, Zelda, and Impa: Oh.
Sage of Dreams: Zelda, you and Malon tied in second. You each get 5 points.
Malon and Zelda: Okay.
Sage of Dreams: Nabooru, you came in third. You get 4 points.
Nabooru: Okay.
Sage of Dreams: Ruto, you came in fourth, you get 3 points.
Ruto: After all that fine dancin'?
Sage of Dreams: ……………………..Impa, you came in last, and you get zip.
Impa: Shouldn't I get at least 1 point?
Dekustar, Sage of Dreams, Theguywhoknowsnothingaboutseaborgium, and Link: NO!!!!!!!!
Impa: Hmph.
Dekustar: Okay, the standings are now…
Malon and Zelda: 26 points
Nabooru: 21 points
Saria: 14 points
Impa: 13 points
Ruto: 6 points
Saria: Woo hoo! I went up one place!
Ruto: So did I!
Theguywhoknowsnothingaboutseaborgium: No, Ruto, you're still in dead last.
Ruto: Aww…
Dekustar: Now go away, all of you, while the judges come up with more ideas for the torture session, I mean competition.
Disclaimer: I can't think of anything funny to say! Gah! What's wrong with me!
And now, for the Fourth competition of…
WHO LINK REALLY LOVES
Dekustar: Okay, I think we got it figured out.
Theguywhoknowsnothingaboutseaborgium: We do?
Sage of Dreams: Sure, why not?
Ruto: Should we know what you're talking about?
Link: Probably not.
Malon: What's the new competition?
Dekustar: Dancing!
No one says woo hoo or cool
Impa: I only know how to dance one way…
Sage of Dreams: I'm not gonna ask what way.
Theguywhoknowsnothingaboutseaborgium: Well anyway, that's the next competition. The girl in first place gets 6 points, so on, and so forth.
Everyone: Okay.
Dekustar: Okay, Zelda, you go first.
Zelda: Why?
Sage of Dreams: You're the oldest.
Zelda: No I'm not! That's Impa!
Sage of Dreams: Oh yeah. Then Impa, you go first.
Impa: Uh oh…
Dekustar: On your mark, get set, go!
Impa starts pole dancing
Dekustar: EW!!!!!!!!!!
Theguywhoknowsnothingaboutseaborgium: MAKE IT STOP!!
Link: STOP IMPA STOP RIGHT NOW!!!!
Impa: I told you I only knew how to dance one way. You see, I started one night a couple decades back…
Sage of Dreams: WE DO NOT NEED TO KNOW!!!!!!!
Impa: Hmph.
Dekustar: Is anyone else pole dancing?
No one says anything
Dekustar: Thank god.
Sage of Dreams: Ugh…Zelda, you're next.
Zelda starts tangoing…all by herself…
Judges: Uh…
Zelda gets a rose from somewhere…
Judges: Uh…
Zelda: I'm done!
Dekustar: Okay…
Sage of Dreams: Whatever…
To cut things short because I'm really really really lazy, which you probably knew already, Malon does the macarena, Nabooru break dances, Ruto does the disco, and Saria falls down before anyone knows what she was going to do.
Dekustar: Link, I'm beginning to see why you want to just tell everyone who you really love.
Link: So I can?!?!?!?!?
Dekustar: No. Sage of Dreams, will you do the honors?
Sage of Dreams: Certainly. Saria, you came in first. You got 6 points.
Ruto, Nabooru, Malon, Zelda, and Impa: WHAT????
Sage of Dreams: She was the only one who didn't poison our eyes with your dancing.
Ruto, Nabooru, Malon, Zelda, and Impa: Oh.
Sage of Dreams: Zelda, you and Malon tied in second. You each get 5 points.
Malon and Zelda: Okay.
Sage of Dreams: Nabooru, you came in third. You get 4 points.
Nabooru: Okay.
Sage of Dreams: Ruto, you came in fourth, you get 3 points.
Ruto: After all that fine dancin'?
Sage of Dreams: ……………………..Impa, you came in last, and you get zip.
Impa: Shouldn't I get at least 1 point?
Dekustar, Sage of Dreams, Theguywhoknowsnothingaboutseaborgium, and Link: NO!!!!!!!!
Impa: Hmph.
Dekustar: Okay, the standings are now…
Malon and Zelda: 26 points
Nabooru: 21 points
Saria: 14 points
Impa: 13 points
Ruto: 6 points
Saria: Woo hoo! I went up one place!
Ruto: So did I!
Theguywhoknowsnothingaboutseaborgium: No, Ruto, you're still in dead last.
Ruto: Aww…
Dekustar: Now go away, all of you, while the judges come up with more ideas for the torture session, I mean competition.