OH MY GOD!!! IT'S THE LAST COMPETITION!!! But you know, this was a lot of
fun, and everyone had a lot of good ideas, so if you peeps want me to, I'll
start a permanent version of this. You know, competitions, weird prizes,
that sorta thing. Let me know when you review! HINT HINT
Disclaimer: Go ask those confounded flying pigs.
And-a now, the LAST competition of…
WHO LINK REALLY REALLY REALLY LOVES!!
Link: When do I get to say it?
Dekustar: NEVER!! BWA HA HA!!!
Sage of Dreams: Actually, at the end of the competition.
Link: Oh, good, this is the last competition. By the way, what is the competition, and why did you steal all my suicide pills?
Theguywhoknowsnothingaboutseaborgium:…………..Let's go tell everybody the last competition!
Suddenly, everyone is there, because for some reason Dekustar is insane and didn't have them there in the first place.
Dekustar: Hey!
Link: Wasn't the argument with the narrator in your OTHER fic?
Dekustar: Oh yeah…
Zelda: So what's the last competition?
Malon(rubs hands together): Is it boxing??
Dekustar: Ha ha ha, no. It's….
Theguywhoknowsnothingaboutseaborgium: KISSING!!!!
All the competitors: YAY!!!!
Link: AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Malon: Would we have to kiss all of you guys?
Dekustar: No, just Link.
Ruto: YES!
Link: Now I understand why you stole my suicide pills…
Dekustar: Okay, Link will be the sole judge, and by the kisses he will choose who he really loves, making all the other competitions totally useless!
Crickets start chirping
Link: Can't I kill myself now?
Dekustar, Sage of Dreams, and Theguywhoknowsnothingaboutseaborgium: NO!
Link: Aw, crap.
Dekustar: Let the competition BEGIN!!!!!
As usual, the whole thing is going to be put into a little paragraph because I'm lazy. How can I argue with the narrator if I am the narrator? That's weird. Anyway, Link does pretty much okay through Zelda, Malon, Saria, and Nabooru, but Ruto is next, and he freaks out and tries to run away until Ruto pulls him back by the hair and the two have to be pried apart with crowbars. Link tries to kill, I mean kiss Impa, but finally is allowed to stop from bad images of pole dancing.
Dekustar: Okay Link, what is your final answer?
Link: I love…
BWA HA HA!!!!!!!!! CLIFFHANGER!!!!!!! NOW YOU GOTTA WAIT CUZ I'M EVIL!!!!!!! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA *cough hack cough* HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Disclaimer: Go ask those confounded flying pigs.
And-a now, the LAST competition of…
WHO LINK REALLY REALLY REALLY LOVES!!
Link: When do I get to say it?
Dekustar: NEVER!! BWA HA HA!!!
Sage of Dreams: Actually, at the end of the competition.
Link: Oh, good, this is the last competition. By the way, what is the competition, and why did you steal all my suicide pills?
Theguywhoknowsnothingaboutseaborgium:…………..Let's go tell everybody the last competition!
Suddenly, everyone is there, because for some reason Dekustar is insane and didn't have them there in the first place.
Dekustar: Hey!
Link: Wasn't the argument with the narrator in your OTHER fic?
Dekustar: Oh yeah…
Zelda: So what's the last competition?
Malon(rubs hands together): Is it boxing??
Dekustar: Ha ha ha, no. It's….
Theguywhoknowsnothingaboutseaborgium: KISSING!!!!
All the competitors: YAY!!!!
Link: AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Malon: Would we have to kiss all of you guys?
Dekustar: No, just Link.
Ruto: YES!
Link: Now I understand why you stole my suicide pills…
Dekustar: Okay, Link will be the sole judge, and by the kisses he will choose who he really loves, making all the other competitions totally useless!
Crickets start chirping
Link: Can't I kill myself now?
Dekustar, Sage of Dreams, and Theguywhoknowsnothingaboutseaborgium: NO!
Link: Aw, crap.
Dekustar: Let the competition BEGIN!!!!!
As usual, the whole thing is going to be put into a little paragraph because I'm lazy. How can I argue with the narrator if I am the narrator? That's weird. Anyway, Link does pretty much okay through Zelda, Malon, Saria, and Nabooru, but Ruto is next, and he freaks out and tries to run away until Ruto pulls him back by the hair and the two have to be pried apart with crowbars. Link tries to kill, I mean kiss Impa, but finally is allowed to stop from bad images of pole dancing.
Dekustar: Okay Link, what is your final answer?
Link: I love…
BWA HA HA!!!!!!!!! CLIFFHANGER!!!!!!! NOW YOU GOTTA WAIT CUZ I'M EVIL!!!!!!! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA *cough hack cough* HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!