Well, I guess that people didn't like the last story cuz I left a little
cliffhanger, but you know what, all you flamers? When have I EVER left you
in the dark from a major cliffhanger? And the dude who said they wouldn't
be able to sleep at night cuz of the cliffhanger…I'm touched, you love my
story enough to be actually obsessed with it! But you must really need some
sleep now…Anyway, here's the ANSWER, so hold on to your aunt's pantyhose,
this is gonna be good!
Link: I love…ZELDA!
Zelda: WOO HOO! I TOLD YA, RED NECK!
Malon: ::cries::
Link: Kiss me, Zellie!
Zelda + Link: SMOOOOOOOOOCH
Dekustar, Sage of Dreams, and Theguywhoknowsnothingaboutseaborgium: Awwww!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Gotcha! Link+Zelda=EWWWWWWW
Mebbe that wasn't the real ending, but here IS the real one!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Link: I love…Impa!
Everyone but Link and Impa: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Nope, I lied again. Have you caught on that I'm going to do this for a while? Or maybe not, maybe THIS is the real ending…
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Link: I love…Ru-
The world blows up.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Did you really think the fish-freak would win? Puh-leaze.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Link: I love…Nabooru!
Nabooru: YES!
Malon and Zelda: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Saria: Phooey…I lost to a stupid desert hussy slut…
Everyone: O.o
Saria: What? I know bad words! Just cuz I look 10, I'm really 73!
Everyone: O.o
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Tempting, but no. Am I being too evil by torturing you all like this? Well, the only two left are Saria and Malon…
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Link: I love…Saria!
Saria: I love you too Link!
Dekustar: Major age difference…ewww, bad images!
Saria: I told you, I'm 73!
Dekustar: Saria, the different endings aren't supposed to have existed…
Saria: ……….does this one exist?
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
That must mean…
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Link: I love…Malon!
Malon: HA! ZELDA, YOU LOSE! LOOOOOSER! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSER!
Zelda: Red neck…
Malon: Hey! Monkey butt!
Link: Actually, now I think I'm going to be a confirmed bachelor…
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Wait a minute, that one wasn't real either…so it's time for the VERY real ending! No lying this time, I swear!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Link: I love…Dekustar!
Dekustar: My man!
SmOoOoOcH
Sage of Dreams: I wish Sheik was here…
Sheik: I am here!
Sage of Dreams: YAY!
Theguywhoknowsnothingaboutseaborgium: I wish I knew something about sea borgium…
Some random guy: I can tell you all about sea borgium! *whisper whisper whisper*
Theguywhoknowsnothingaboutseaborgium: Wow! Really?
And basically, everyone lives happily ever after.
A perfect ending, doncha think? Well, if you don't like the real ending, fine. Choose one of the NOT real endings. I don't particularly care, but I CAN tell you that was what really happened! Really! I'm not insane! ::guys in white coats take her away:: Oh, phooey…
Btw, when I've finished at least ONE of my fics, I'll make a permanent version of this. Please r+r!
Link: I love…ZELDA!
Zelda: WOO HOO! I TOLD YA, RED NECK!
Malon: ::cries::
Link: Kiss me, Zellie!
Zelda + Link: SMOOOOOOOOOCH
Dekustar, Sage of Dreams, and Theguywhoknowsnothingaboutseaborgium: Awwww!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Gotcha! Link+Zelda=EWWWWWWW
Mebbe that wasn't the real ending, but here IS the real one!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Link: I love…Impa!
Everyone but Link and Impa: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Nope, I lied again. Have you caught on that I'm going to do this for a while? Or maybe not, maybe THIS is the real ending…
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Link: I love…Ru-
The world blows up.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Did you really think the fish-freak would win? Puh-leaze.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Link: I love…Nabooru!
Nabooru: YES!
Malon and Zelda: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Saria: Phooey…I lost to a stupid desert hussy slut…
Everyone: O.o
Saria: What? I know bad words! Just cuz I look 10, I'm really 73!
Everyone: O.o
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Tempting, but no. Am I being too evil by torturing you all like this? Well, the only two left are Saria and Malon…
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Link: I love…Saria!
Saria: I love you too Link!
Dekustar: Major age difference…ewww, bad images!
Saria: I told you, I'm 73!
Dekustar: Saria, the different endings aren't supposed to have existed…
Saria: ……….does this one exist?
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
That must mean…
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Link: I love…Malon!
Malon: HA! ZELDA, YOU LOSE! LOOOOOSER! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSER!
Zelda: Red neck…
Malon: Hey! Monkey butt!
Link: Actually, now I think I'm going to be a confirmed bachelor…
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Wait a minute, that one wasn't real either…so it's time for the VERY real ending! No lying this time, I swear!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Link: I love…Dekustar!
Dekustar: My man!
SmOoOoOcH
Sage of Dreams: I wish Sheik was here…
Sheik: I am here!
Sage of Dreams: YAY!
Theguywhoknowsnothingaboutseaborgium: I wish I knew something about sea borgium…
Some random guy: I can tell you all about sea borgium! *whisper whisper whisper*
Theguywhoknowsnothingaboutseaborgium: Wow! Really?
And basically, everyone lives happily ever after.
A perfect ending, doncha think? Well, if you don't like the real ending, fine. Choose one of the NOT real endings. I don't particularly care, but I CAN tell you that was what really happened! Really! I'm not insane! ::guys in white coats take her away:: Oh, phooey…
Btw, when I've finished at least ONE of my fics, I'll make a permanent version of this. Please r+r!