Between Men and Women


part 1: GAH!


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Everything was same old at the kame house. Roshi was reading his magazines of women in bikinis, Gohan was reading a novel, and Chi Chi was cooking. See, today kinda...special. It was a get together picnic, and everyone was there. Yes even Piccolo was there. Bulma though, was anxious to finish an invention found by her in pieces. So, she brought it along.

"Hey guys! I finished!"

Goku blinked, "What is that?"

"I don't know, but it seems interesting," Bulma shrugged.

"You're saying, you fixed the blasted thing--and you DON'T know what it does?!" Vegeta retorted.

"Well...yeah."

"Women...." Vegeta muttered and closed his eyes.

"I'll put it here, for safe keepin'" Bulma placed the thinga-ma-jiggy on the table and left to help Chi Chi in the kitchen.

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While outside, Trunks and Goten were sparring. Everyone was surprised when they started to fight again since Trunks was usually stuck in his office, much to his dismay, and Goten seemed devoted to his girlfriend, Paresu.

Bra, Pan, and Marron were also outside, chatting about men, and fashion. Pan had gotten stronger since her trip to space, and Bra and Marron thought it would be neat to fight too. I mean, with all the baddies running around, self defense is a good option.

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Now back inside, it's kinda ugly. Goku had said that now that the Earth is safe, there's no need for fighting. Wrong thing to say Goku, dear. Vegeta was now chasing him all over the area, shouting things like, "KAKAROT! WHERE IS YOUR SAIYAN PRIDE?!", and, "HOW DARE YOU DISMISS FIGHTING!"

Goku panicked and accidently crashed landed into Krillin, was sent flying, and landed face first into the table. But before the table broke, his chin had crashed into the blue button on the thing Bulma had finished. Sparks flew and hit every Z fighter inside and outside, except Roshi.

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15 minutes later....


Chi Chi groaned and stood up. But something felt...strange. She looked at herself and shrieked.
Bulma looked up, "What is it Chi Chi?...What happened to my voice?!" She blinked and pointed at Chi Chi screaming, "CHI CHI YOUR A GUY!" Chi Chi pointed at Bulma, "Well look at you!" Both women--er men, shrieked.

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Trunks jerked awake at the screaming and stood up imeditating. He froze when he felt his chest...bounce? He hesistantly looked down and felt his eyes go wide. His chest was-was a woman's! He felt himself screaming inside and rushed into the kame house.

"MOM!" Hi--Her voice sounded strange, but why is that as important as becoming your opposite sex?

"Trunks?" Bulma stepped out of the kitchen, and gasped. Kami, Trunks looked better as a girl. Darn, why couldn't he have been a female instead?

"Mom..your a guy!"

Bulma nodded reluctantly and looked at the rest of the people. Yup, they were females too, at least, the guys were. Vegeta will NOT be happy. Before anyone knew, Roshi zipped to Trunks' side, getting that hentai look and chuckle. Anyone could tell he was implying to Trunks' chest, for Trunks, unfortunately, was wearing a loose black tanktop and baggy green sweats.

'Now I know how my mom felt', she thought, and gave a good whack at Roshi's head. which sent the old man flying out the window. The silence was soon shattered, by a female cry.

"GAH!!!"

"Oh, that must be your father..."Bulma sighed and waited to face the music.

"WOMAN! How could you fix such a vile thing?! It turned me into a FEMALE!" Vegeta shouted, looking very uncomfortable with the female anatomy.

"I dunno, Vegeta, this feels kinda neat, "Goku chirped.

"Baka onna."

"Man, now what'll we do--I CAN"T GO TO WORK LIKE THIS!" Trunks screamed.

"You could say that.....nah, forget it, "Goku sighed.

"_She_ could wear a heavy suit" Marron said, just entering and hearing the scream of the demi-sayian.

"Yeah, but my eye structure is different! So is my voice! I have a dang meeting in 20 minutes for gods sake!"

"Cancel it, we need to think this over for a long while, at least until everyone else is up," Chi Chi rubbed his temple.

"Man, I didn't know that thing would do this...."Bulma muttered, "Hopefully this is temporaily."

"You sure it was that thing?"

"I'm sure, there was nothing else that could've done it since it happened when Goku smashed into the table."

"Now wha--"

Chi Chi soon was silenced as many many cries rang through the island, and sighed.


To Be Continued