Kuja's reflections
Author note: This story was requested by a friend of mine who is obsessed with kuja and his thong ~_~. So the idea isn't really mine. I never have played ff9, but I've heard enough and got enough storyline to know enough about kuja to write this. ^_^ if I suck, just tell me will ya? Thaaaank you! O by the way, the bowwy ziggy stardust era thing I took off of gamespots "history of final fantasy" speaking of which by the way I don't own final fantasy, some rich Japanese company does
….. why do I live?……………. who am I really?!………. am I just a puppet being controlled by an ugly guy named garland?………….. how come I have a tail?….. this isn't dragonballz is it?…………. how come my hair is gray?………… and why the frikkin hell do I wear a thong and high heels?…….. I'm not a girl am I?…………… am I transsexual?……….. whats wrong with me?….. how come I have a silver dragon named silver dragon?…………. am I really that insane?…… nah maybe I'm schizophrenic?………… do I really love zidane and company?…… if I do…… how come I want to torture them?………. what the hell is wrong with my hair…………….. come to think of it, Garnett's mom doesn't really look like her…………. I think being a genome is ugly……………wait…….does that make me ugly?…….. NO…. but I'm beaauuuutttiiiffuuullll…….. right?……. if I am…. What the hell is wrong with my hair!?………… when I trance away…. How come I look like I'm from 1960's bowwy's ziggy's stardust era?……………. and whats with this dress I'm wearing?…….. how come my theme song sounds so familiar?……. whats with me appearing in so many "we will, we will rock you videos?"……….. holy shit steiners fat…… is he a pro wrestler?…… could I be a pro wrestler?…… if I do… I want to be the "thong man"………. No…. that sounds weird……… what the HELL is wrong with my hair…………. Man all these ff9 people are so outa proportion….. I swear zidane has no neck!…….. speaking of zidane…. Am I his brother?…….or his clone?……. zidane has a tail…… does that mean he has a thong?……… I like thongs……. Weehee…….. wait…… if I am zidanes brother does that make me brother to all of garlands other genomes…….. whats a genome anyway……….. wooooow spaaarkly haaiiir is so preeetyyyyyyyy…. How come my damn hair can't be like that?……. is it true I'm a pansy?………how come life is so hard to live?……. whats wrong with loving and torturing someone at the same time?…. makes everything more fun……… wow I just can't help but stare at my thong all day…… if I keep it there long enough will there be an imprint or something?….. what the frIkkin hell is wrong with my hair?….. I should get vivi's hat to hide it…. Hmm whats under vivi's hat?….. his head right?…….. but all it is is a black dot……. Do all black mages have black dots for heads?……….hmmm……..
to be continued when I think of more things ^_^
Author note: This story was requested by a friend of mine who is obsessed with kuja and his thong ~_~. So the idea isn't really mine. I never have played ff9, but I've heard enough and got enough storyline to know enough about kuja to write this. ^_^ if I suck, just tell me will ya? Thaaaank you! O by the way, the bowwy ziggy stardust era thing I took off of gamespots "history of final fantasy" speaking of which by the way I don't own final fantasy, some rich Japanese company does
….. why do I live?……………. who am I really?!………. am I just a puppet being controlled by an ugly guy named garland?………….. how come I have a tail?….. this isn't dragonballz is it?…………. how come my hair is gray?………… and why the frikkin hell do I wear a thong and high heels?…….. I'm not a girl am I?…………… am I transsexual?……….. whats wrong with me?….. how come I have a silver dragon named silver dragon?…………. am I really that insane?…… nah maybe I'm schizophrenic?………… do I really love zidane and company?…… if I do…… how come I want to torture them?………. what the hell is wrong with my hair…………….. come to think of it, Garnett's mom doesn't really look like her…………. I think being a genome is ugly……………wait…….does that make me ugly?…….. NO…. but I'm beaauuuutttiiiffuuullll…….. right?……. if I am…. What the hell is wrong with my hair!?………… when I trance away…. How come I look like I'm from 1960's bowwy's ziggy's stardust era?……………. and whats with this dress I'm wearing?…….. how come my theme song sounds so familiar?……. whats with me appearing in so many "we will, we will rock you videos?"……….. holy shit steiners fat…… is he a pro wrestler?…… could I be a pro wrestler?…… if I do… I want to be the "thong man"………. No…. that sounds weird……… what the HELL is wrong with my hair…………. Man all these ff9 people are so outa proportion….. I swear zidane has no neck!…….. speaking of zidane…. Am I his brother?…….or his clone?……. zidane has a tail…… does that mean he has a thong?……… I like thongs……. Weehee…….. wait…… if I am zidanes brother does that make me brother to all of garlands other genomes…….. whats a genome anyway……….. wooooow spaaarkly haaiiir is so preeetyyyyyyyy…. How come my damn hair can't be like that?……. is it true I'm a pansy?………how come life is so hard to live?……. whats wrong with loving and torturing someone at the same time?…. makes everything more fun……… wow I just can't help but stare at my thong all day…… if I keep it there long enough will there be an imprint or something?….. what the frIkkin hell is wrong with my hair?….. I should get vivi's hat to hide it…. Hmm whats under vivi's hat?….. his head right?…….. but all it is is a black dot……. Do all black mages have black dots for heads?……….hmmm……..
to be continued when I think of more things ^_^