Between Men and Women
Chapter 4: Time of the What?
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"Hello, my name is Treance Briefs, and I'll be replacing Trunks Briefs until he comes back."
Her sercretary smiled up at her, "Very well. Are you related to Mr. Briefs? You two seem very identical." He winked.
Treance laughed nervously, "Oh really--never noticed. Bye!" She took off towards the office, receiving many stares from the fellow workers.
Trunks slammed the door to the office, "Remind me to kill him,"she muttered.
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Vegeta pounded her way through the intense pull of the gravity. Her legs felt weighted down and she couldn't concentrate on becoming super saiyan. Ooh, she was gonna sucker Kakarot for this one. Suddenly, it felt wet between her legs. Did she suddenly wet herself?
Vegeta looked down. Although, she wished she didn't. There was blood! Right there! Where she wets, there was blood instead!
"I don't remember wounding myself there,"she murmurs and casually shrugs it off. Soon the fury of fists began once again.
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"BUUUULMAAA!!!!"
Bulma drops his spatula. great...
Vegeta stomps in. She was not very happy.
"Bulma! Explain this!" She pointed at the lower half of her suit. Bulma observed and through the dark blue he saw hints of red and purple. Bulma gasped. No way this could happen....right?
"Well? Explain this....unexplained wound."
Bulma chuckled. "it's not a wound silly." Vegeta stared at him like he suddenly became a giant Piccolo. "WHAT?!"
"You see Vegeta, the female anatomy is slightly different than the male. Because the female can produce eggs and when their hormones are set off, tiny tranparent eggs slip from wherever they are one at a time, each month around the same time. And after that happens, the...spot.. begans to clean itself of body tissue, in which delivers what seems like blood from your..spot. And that's it really."
Vegeta stared at her, "No..."
"Yes."
"B-but, when does it end?! It's annoying!"
"It ends about 3 to 5 days. Don't worry hun, you'll be find. You've just gotta wear a pad."
"What?"
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Vegeta eyes the pink pad Bulma held up. "This. It stops the body tissue from staining you're clothes."
"it looks uncomfortable."
"Well, it's better than a tampon."
She raised an eyebrow. Bulma reached in the bathroom drawer again and pulled out a skinny tube. Bulma leaned over to Vegeta's ear, "I don't recommend the tampon though, it feels like...". the rest is whispered, although it affects quite nicely.
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Bra yawned from his spot in the tree and glanced at his gone-woman father. Though something was wrong as she made her trip to the gravity room. It was hard to see through the shining glass, but did Vegeta...suddenly grow a male organ? Was she transexual? Bra covered his mouth, "impure thoughts. impure thoughts."
Meanwhile Vegeta was closing her casual stroll, to where she walked with one foot in front of the other. This pad was a real nuisance
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"Chi-chi! I'm home!"
Chi-chi smiled and turned around from the dishes, "Welcome back, Go-AIE!"
Goku blinked, "Chi-Chi?"
Chi-Chi covered his eyes, "Goku! Where is your diginity?! Why aren't you wearing a bra?!" He blindly pointed at the boxer clad female saiyan.
"A...bra? Vegeta's daughter?"
"NO! The white tanktop that was under my shirt when we made love!"
"Oh!"
"Hey mom, I'm ba--Holy crap there a naked woman in the house!" Goten ran to her room hurriedly. Chi-chi huffed and led Goku to her clothing drawers.
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"Vegeta! I told you to wear a bra!"
Vegeta looked at her enlarged chest, "I see no problem here" Bulma twitched.
"You've got to wear one! You'll gonna attract way too many men that way! So wear a bra!"
Vegeta glanced at her daughter outside. Bulma was steamed, "Not our daughter! The under clothing I wore under my shirts before!"
Realization stuck her dead on, "y-you mean we named our daughter after underwear?!"
"YES BAKAYARO!"
"Oh Dende! Next you'll be telling me you're whole FAMILY is named after underwear!"
"We are! Briefs, Trunks, Bra, Bulma, Bloomers!"
"Holy shit you are..."
Bra watched them with curiousity. He could've sworn he heard his name. Just then Treance--I mean Trunks landed, looking sweaty and worn out. Bra looked at his would-be brother. "Say, you're wiped."
"No kidding. I swear, there ain't one man in that buliding that tried to kiss me!" Trunks panted, blue painted her face and she felt dizzy. The very thought sickened him to absoulte no end. Bra chuckled and jumped off the branch. His sister/brother was gonna need some to cool her down. He took Trunks' hand, "Come on, let's go grab some juice."
Suddenly, the kitchen exploded followed by an agonized cry and a male cackle of victory. The siblings blinked.
"On second thought, we could always stop by at Blenders,"Bra sweatdropped and led his sister/brother to the aircar.
Trunks took that moment to pip in, "One question: Did dad suddenly become transexual? I ironically see a bulge in his- I mean her suit."
Bra blushed, "Don't say that! You're embarassing me! Now come on Trunks!"
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Meanwhile up at Dragon dome (logo: If you can't wish it, whoosh it)
Shenlong was enjoying his free time. Literally.
"Rubber ducky, you're so fine,"sang the all mighty dragon in his tiny tub of soap suds and a floating yellow rubber duckie, along with--something is wrong here...And..why are we in Shenlong's bathroom, with him in the tub full of suds.....naked. Er..I...um..
[We interupt the follow report of the author due to a realization the author was spying, a dragonized sissy cheerleader screech, a fisted tail and well we just can't show that]
To Be Continued...I hope.