Reasons Why I pity The Seishi.
Disclaimer: I don't own any characters from Fushigi Yuugi, but I wouldn't mind owning Tasuki, he looks like a great card player and a fair drinking gamer.
Based on what I have read and seen in other fics., fansights,(many, very many sights, I counted over 2,000,000,000) girls that I know minds and ideas, Pictures made(*shudders remembering a certain chichiri pic that she had seen) I have decided to put some reasons why I pity them and some ways for you to help me save them from fangirls and hentai men(poor soi)
1. Tasuki, Chichiri,(whom I especially pity) Nakago( I don't pity him that much really) Amiboshi, Suboshi, Chiriko, (raises an eyebrow) Nuriko (oooook girls calm down he is or was gay) Hotohori (HE IS MARRIED FOR THE FOUR GOD'S SAKE!) Tamahome, and…Tomo for some very odd reason and whoever else I missed. They have all been tortured with some very disturbing fics. I
2. I pity Chichiri and Tasuki for being labeled "gay" (no fire please! *cowers*
3. I pity Soi because I have seen some very strange home site fics. Done by men.
4. I pity Nakago, wait no not really. *stands aside for the fangirls to attack him*
5. I pity Tomo for some very strange reason, girls if you for some very strange reason let me know exactly why.
6. I pity the twins, poor Suboshi is insane enough, but to have thousands of fangirls attack and hug him and all that stuff. *eewwww^ and Amiboshi because he lost most of his memory and if a thousand girls came running up to him and attacked him he would be very confused. Plus some girls who can't tell the difference may mistake him for Suboshi.
7. I pity Nuriko because, well, umm, he is a cross dresser. It may look weird if a million girls came up to him and started to dote on him, especially in front of Hotohori. It would make him look bad.
8. I pity Hotohori because he has Nuriko to deal with enough as it is. *guards him as a friend* Plus he is married. Go ahead and try to kill his wife.
9. I kind of pity Tamahome, he has an over obsessed girlfriend named Miaka to deal with and well, I pity him because of that.
10. I definitely pity poor little Chiriko because he is just a little kid. He's half the height of any normal 13 year-old and he wouldn't know what to do.
Alright that's about most of the reasons I can think of now. Please all fangirls don't beat me with a stick, beat Miaka with a stick *holds out many sticks to the angry fangirls and steps aside revealing a very scared amahome who I has a little red-headed pest next to him clinging to him like a leech." Poor Tama
I have a message of the up most urgency, please read:
If you want to have more FY go, learn some Japanese; go to Japan. Find Yuu Watase (or another FY producer of some kind) and pester and beg them to make another series of FY.
This is my first umm I guess you could call it a fic. Well anyway an FY fic. Please review it and tell me if it needs any fixing! I will listen! I will take any suggestions!Please no fire.
Disclaimer: I don't own any characters from Fushigi Yuugi, but I wouldn't mind owning Tasuki, he looks like a great card player and a fair drinking gamer.
Based on what I have read and seen in other fics., fansights,(many, very many sights, I counted over 2,000,000,000) girls that I know minds and ideas, Pictures made(*shudders remembering a certain chichiri pic that she had seen) I have decided to put some reasons why I pity them and some ways for you to help me save them from fangirls and hentai men(poor soi)
1. Tasuki, Chichiri,(whom I especially pity) Nakago( I don't pity him that much really) Amiboshi, Suboshi, Chiriko, (raises an eyebrow) Nuriko (oooook girls calm down he is or was gay) Hotohori (HE IS MARRIED FOR THE FOUR GOD'S SAKE!) Tamahome, and…Tomo for some very odd reason and whoever else I missed. They have all been tortured with some very disturbing fics. I
2. I pity Chichiri and Tasuki for being labeled "gay" (no fire please! *cowers*
3. I pity Soi because I have seen some very strange home site fics. Done by men.
4. I pity Nakago, wait no not really. *stands aside for the fangirls to attack him*
5. I pity Tomo for some very strange reason, girls if you for some very strange reason let me know exactly why.
6. I pity the twins, poor Suboshi is insane enough, but to have thousands of fangirls attack and hug him and all that stuff. *eewwww^ and Amiboshi because he lost most of his memory and if a thousand girls came running up to him and attacked him he would be very confused. Plus some girls who can't tell the difference may mistake him for Suboshi.
7. I pity Nuriko because, well, umm, he is a cross dresser. It may look weird if a million girls came up to him and started to dote on him, especially in front of Hotohori. It would make him look bad.
8. I pity Hotohori because he has Nuriko to deal with enough as it is. *guards him as a friend* Plus he is married. Go ahead and try to kill his wife.
9. I kind of pity Tamahome, he has an over obsessed girlfriend named Miaka to deal with and well, I pity him because of that.
10. I definitely pity poor little Chiriko because he is just a little kid. He's half the height of any normal 13 year-old and he wouldn't know what to do.
Alright that's about most of the reasons I can think of now. Please all fangirls don't beat me with a stick, beat Miaka with a stick *holds out many sticks to the angry fangirls and steps aside revealing a very scared amahome who I has a little red-headed pest next to him clinging to him like a leech." Poor Tama
I have a message of the up most urgency, please read:
If you want to have more FY go, learn some Japanese; go to Japan. Find Yuu Watase (or another FY producer of some kind) and pester and beg them to make another series of FY.
This is my first umm I guess you could call it a fic. Well anyway an FY fic. Please review it and tell me if it needs any fixing! I will listen! I will take any suggestions!Please no fire.