Between Men and Women

Chapter five: That Your family?

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Juuhachi-gou roamed around the womens department of a place called Styles. They had some really cute stuff. Juuhachi-gou oooh'ed at this one outfit, forgetting that she was a he. The people stared at him with strange taste as he said,"This would look great on me."

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Meanwhile at Capsule Corps, people were trying to rebuild the kitchen after Bulma tried to torture Vegeta. It turned out they were both tortured because all the food was gone. But now Vegeta has to wear a bra, which really stuck out as much as her pad. And the pad made her look transexual! Everyone was questioning her on that! Vegeta sworn to blast them to Hell soon enough and stomped off to change out of her training clothes. Unfortunately for her, this intrigued many men.

Now as the female saiyan began to undress, she noticed many a men staring at her body with a look of lust. Now this really peeved her off, and peeving her off wasn't a bright idea. Bulma was talking to the captain of the workers when suddenly a window broke open in which his men were staring in and along with the glass shot a pretty beam of blue. The workermen, fried in position, fell onto the ground.

The two on the safe ground blinked.

"Uh..you were saying?"

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While at the ancient museum of Egypt, Goku and her family were amazed by all the discoveries. ChiChi forced them all to go. They wish they knew why, I do too.

They approached a tall golden statue tinted with blue and black. In the center was a black beetle of some sort. Gohan ran her eyes up and down upon the statue and looked at the sign beside it. It read

This is the coffin of King Ra. He was granted power to become invisble. With this power, he stole, and ruled the Anubis stick. Somehow he was captured by a clever fellow and mummifed. The sarcab in the center makes sure that King Ra will never rise again.

Gohan blinked, "That kinda creepy."

"Not really,"Goten butted in. Goku poked at the sarcab. It didn't feel like a beetle, didn't crawl away like any beetle. It was stoned in place. Goku huffed and poked at it once more. The sarcab cracked and fall to the ground in pieces.

"Uh oh...."

The coffin burst open, giving out smoke everywhere. Once in settled away, the horror arrived. The anubis stick!- hung in the air by two pieces of rope.

Important note on a blue screen: The Never Was Existing Company wasn't able to make special effects. We are unfortunately stuck with cheap kiddie acts. Bear with us. Please pretend to be scared, repeat, pretend to be scared. Thank you

blue screen fades away

Gohan, ChiChi, and Goten jumped in the air, screaming their every lungs out. In a rush, they ran out of the buliding. Goku blinked and scratched her head. The Anubis stick pointed itself at her.

"That your family?"

"Saddly, yes."

"Oh-ok now time to take over the world." The Anubis began to descend to the exit.

"Wait!"

"What?"

"I can't let you!"

"And..why not?"

"I dunno, it's just kinda my job."

"Alright then." The Anubis stick faced him, while the ruby eyes glued-I mean attached to the Anubis head glowed(probably with the help of an invisble flashlight*whack* ouch!). Goku pounced upon the invisble man, or so she thought. Goku landed with a thud. Craddling her chest, she whined, "That huuuuuuuuuurt!"

Petting her chest, she soothes, "It's ok. It'll be alright."

The Anubis stick soon showed signs of pink across the cheeks, "-Uh-gottago!" The Anubis stick then just, whooshed away.

"Hey! I wasn't ready!" Goku sniffled, "I'd better call Vegeta about this."

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"Please Vegeta, I need you to help me. We could talk over some ice cream," Goku whined over the phone. She heard signs of grumbling and thinking.

"Fine. It's better than waiting. The damn human blew up the kitchen. Meet me at Baskin Robins as soon as we hang up, got it?"

"Yup! Bye!" Goku hung up the toll phone and hurried on down to the ice cream store.

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"So what's the trouble, Kakarot?" Vegeta licked at her ice cream while waiting for the woman to answer. Goku picked at her baggy pants for returning to face her treat and Saiyan 'friend'.

"While, I sorta, accidently let loose an invisble king."

"How would you know?"

"He had a stick with a black dog's head on it."

Vegeta nodded before looking off to the side. Goku blinked and cast her gaze on what the spiky haired woman was looking at. Down the street, two women, and a man, all with black hair, ran down in a fit. Vegeta turned back to Goku, "That your family?"

"Yes."

"Sad."

"I know."

"Alright Kakarot, I'll help you. But that doesn't mean I always will."

Goku smiled and Leaned over and grabbed Vegeta into a hug, "Thank you!"

"Kakarot! Let go of me!"

"Sorry..."



To Be Continued