Between Men and Women
Chapter Six: I taut I taut a invistable dude
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"Oh Martha, Candy; she meant nothing to me."
A red dressed woman slapped the speaker mericlessly on the cheek, "You liar! You didn't care about me! All you wanted to do was to impregant me!"
"Martha, it's not true, nor will it ever will be!"
"I don't believe you!"
While the TV continued showing the soap opera, Vegeta and Goku were leaning in closer. Goku had a waterfall of tears on her cheeks, whilst Vegeta had them unshed.
The man inside the TV brought himself closer to the one named Martha. Taking her by the cheeks, he leaned in for a kiss while she stares on in shock.
Just then the door opened! And Vegeta and Goku ended up flat on their front. Messing with the remote controller, Vegeta hastially cut off the power to the television once Bulma entered.
"Good news you two. The kitchen's fixed."
Goku's eyes immediatly brightened. Vegeta snorted, "It's about time."
Bulma tilted his head, "Say guys why are you on the floor? And what were you watching? And Goku-san...why are you crying?"
Goku sniffled and stumbled on her words which came out as scooby like whimpers. Vegeta coughed, "Um, she just had a whiff of onions."
"Riiight. Anyways, aren't you two supposed to be tracking down that King Ra dude?"
Goku and Vegeta blinked and then- oh crap!
[ We interupp this program seeing as the author is currently being chased down by two angry saiyans, raving on about leaning off subject. Please stand by]
Ouch..I have a headache. You guys are in big trouble! I have the keyboard AND the pencil and I can do whatever I want by y'all! Ee, they're glaring. May as well hold it off for a while.
Anyhoot, Goku blinks just as it seems she was kicked on the behind and skids to the floor. Vegeta turned around and saw the infamous Anubis stick(by the way, we've got special aaaaa-ffects now. Yay for us!) She growled, "It's you!"
The Anubis stick hopped closer to Vegeta and she felt a line of heat go over her shoulder, and a voice that said, "Hey baby, you want to go out with me tonight?" Now this made Vegeta steamed. And a steamed Vegeta is a no-no, so we'd better go-go! But since this is a story we have nothing to worry about. Except the characters do...
Vegeta snarled and back fisted until where the dude's head was most likely. And indeed it was correct! Good dudes: 1 Invisble dude: 0, nada, zippo, non. The Anubis stick landed with a hollow thunk and color began the form upon the floor where a man wrapped overly old nylon arose. Oooh...a mummy-I didn't know there was gonna be a mummy in the fic! Wait..that somewhat doesn't sound right...
"You dare defy the great King Ra!"
"You dare try to take me, the prince...ss, of all Saiyans of a stupid, worthless date!"
"Ooh, a princess."
"Oooh, an ugly pathetic man."
King Ra growled, "No one ever sassy mouthes the great king of Egypt!"
Goku groaned, "Whassa goin' on? I see lil' tweet tweet like in them cartooon..*thunk!*"
Bulma blinks, "Funny, Goku never does that..."
Goku then jumped-right back up! , "I'm ok!"
King Ra growled..agaaaain. His voodoo- I mean- magic stick was too far away. He could notta go invisble. Vegeta smirked, "We've got you right where we wanted you."
"Damn.."
And soon there was a BOOM! Light blinked out thy windows..and the poor couch was destroyed. This is sad.. The king stood there charred black, before falling into a pile of ash. ...This is...nice...
Vegeta laughed, "You poor fool! You were a weakling compared to me!"
Goku then jumped on Vegeta's shoulders, "Can we go see a movie?"
"Kakarot! Off! NOW!"
"ee, sorry..."
Bulma chuckled and decided to leave the two "friends" alone.
To Be continued..