Between Men and Women
by Sakura Blackwolf
Chapter Seven: Cameo appearances!
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Back on track. Well, Vegeta and Goku were sparring. They didn't really care what Bulma was yapping at them. Didn't know either. Something about a stick. Vegeta was about to nail a fist into Goku's gut when suddenly an earth shattering scream burst through the air, threatening to deafenate thousands of people. It went something like this:
"VEGETAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Oh I could go on and on about how this cry hurt, but I won't. Being that Saiyans are sensitive to anything loud, the two tailed women fell over in pain. Their ears were throbbing painfully. That yell MUST'VE at least reached Kami's place, or should I say Dende's place?
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Dende's Place
Mr. Popo ran around screaming, "Oh dear! Oh dear! The buliding! The floor! The flowers! MY GARDEN!!"
Dende sweatdropped as his assistant ran around in a frantic everywhere. It sucked when he was like this. No peace.
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"What is it w-Man?!"Vegeta screeched once it was over. Vegeta was the second most powerful screamer in the universe, next to Chi Chi, but that's not important. Bulma came stomping out, kicking the Anubis stick with his foot.
"Why didn't you get rid of this!? What if Trunks came by or Bra and they decided to abuse its power?!"
"Well then good for them. I'll be proud if they ended up ruling a planet because of it,"Vegeta muttered while Goku scratched her head.
"That's not the point, here, Vegeta! I want it gone! I don't want to see it again!"
"Then you get rid of it!"
"No! It has to be you!"
"Why?!"
"Because I said so!"
"Well I say no!"
"Well I say yes!"
"NEVER!!!!"
Goku started to inch away. A steamed Vegeta was a no-no, but a steamed Vegeta and Bulma was a BIG no-no. In fact, the very impact of their screams could threaten the life of mankind! Just then Piccolo flew in, "What the hell is going on here?"
Goku mouthed her mouth before promptly going O.O, "Piccolo! Y-You're a woman! I thought you were asexual!"
"I was! If it wasn't for that meddling author and reviewer, Queen P, I would've gotten away with it!"
Just then the whole planet froze to hear the author cackle out of a mircophone,"MWAHAHAHAHAHA!! BOW TO ME! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!,"she paused and then in a cheerful shushed voice, piped,"Done now!"
Piccolo and Goku stared at her, before Piccolo spoke up,"What evil unleashed -her-?"
"She wasn't unleashed. She unleashed herself!"Vegeta interferred, breaking the agrument with Bulma.
"How did she do that?"Goku scratched her head, before spotting a young, spikey haired blonde go by,"It was him! It was Cloud Strife from Final Fantasy VII!"
Cloud eeped, and cried for his very life,"ShemademedoitIhadtoorelseshethreatenedtotearoutmydollies'hairandgluethemtotheheadofmychocobo,FiFi!"
The present characters blinked.
"What the hell's a chocobo?"
"What the hell's a chocobo? What the hell's a FiFi?!"
"Weren't you guys agrumenting about the stick?"Cloud pointed out.
Vegeta blinked. Bulma blinked. There was much blinking.
"I told you, you have to get rid of it"
"No you!"
"You!
"You!"
"You times 2!"
"You times infinity!"
"You times infinityx2!"
And as this went on, Goku chatted with Goku from Saiyuki(who popped up in courtesy of Crossover Airlines. Guranteed to pop in unbelonging characters when you don't need them) and Piccolo just kinda...stared. Yeah
TBC
Long time since I updated ne? o.o I was under victim of FF games and such and obsession with Saiyuki.*starries*Sanzooooooo. Anyways, I don't even know when this'll end ^-^. I might continue short..unlong chapters ^^, yeah.
by Sakura Blackwolf
Chapter Seven: Cameo appearances!
---
Back on track. Well, Vegeta and Goku were sparring. They didn't really care what Bulma was yapping at them. Didn't know either. Something about a stick. Vegeta was about to nail a fist into Goku's gut when suddenly an earth shattering scream burst through the air, threatening to deafenate thousands of people. It went something like this:
"VEGETAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Oh I could go on and on about how this cry hurt, but I won't. Being that Saiyans are sensitive to anything loud, the two tailed women fell over in pain. Their ears were throbbing painfully. That yell MUST'VE at least reached Kami's place, or should I say Dende's place?
--
Dende's Place
Mr. Popo ran around screaming, "Oh dear! Oh dear! The buliding! The floor! The flowers! MY GARDEN!!"
Dende sweatdropped as his assistant ran around in a frantic everywhere. It sucked when he was like this. No peace.
--
"What is it w-Man?!"Vegeta screeched once it was over. Vegeta was the second most powerful screamer in the universe, next to Chi Chi, but that's not important. Bulma came stomping out, kicking the Anubis stick with his foot.
"Why didn't you get rid of this!? What if Trunks came by or Bra and they decided to abuse its power?!"
"Well then good for them. I'll be proud if they ended up ruling a planet because of it,"Vegeta muttered while Goku scratched her head.
"That's not the point, here, Vegeta! I want it gone! I don't want to see it again!"
"Then you get rid of it!"
"No! It has to be you!"
"Why?!"
"Because I said so!"
"Well I say no!"
"Well I say yes!"
"NEVER!!!!"
Goku started to inch away. A steamed Vegeta was a no-no, but a steamed Vegeta and Bulma was a BIG no-no. In fact, the very impact of their screams could threaten the life of mankind! Just then Piccolo flew in, "What the hell is going on here?"
Goku mouthed her mouth before promptly going O.O, "Piccolo! Y-You're a woman! I thought you were asexual!"
"I was! If it wasn't for that meddling author and reviewer, Queen P, I would've gotten away with it!"
Just then the whole planet froze to hear the author cackle out of a mircophone,"MWAHAHAHAHAHA!! BOW TO ME! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!,"she paused and then in a cheerful shushed voice, piped,"Done now!"
Piccolo and Goku stared at her, before Piccolo spoke up,"What evil unleashed -her-?"
"She wasn't unleashed. She unleashed herself!"Vegeta interferred, breaking the agrument with Bulma.
"How did she do that?"Goku scratched her head, before spotting a young, spikey haired blonde go by,"It was him! It was Cloud Strife from Final Fantasy VII!"
Cloud eeped, and cried for his very life,"ShemademedoitIhadtoorelseshethreatenedtotearoutmydollies'hairandgluethemtotheheadofmychocobo,FiFi!"
The present characters blinked.
"What the hell's a chocobo?"
"What the hell's a chocobo? What the hell's a FiFi?!"
"Weren't you guys agrumenting about the stick?"Cloud pointed out.
Vegeta blinked. Bulma blinked. There was much blinking.
"I told you, you have to get rid of it"
"No you!"
"You!
"You!"
"You times 2!"
"You times infinity!"
"You times infinityx2!"
And as this went on, Goku chatted with Goku from Saiyuki(who popped up in courtesy of Crossover Airlines. Guranteed to pop in unbelonging characters when you don't need them) and Piccolo just kinda...stared. Yeah
TBC
Long time since I updated ne? o.o I was under victim of FF games and such and obsession with Saiyuki.*starries*Sanzooooooo. Anyways, I don't even know when this'll end ^-^. I might continue short..unlong chapters ^^, yeah.