Worst Fanfic Ever pt. 2

A few notes before the reader proceeds:
1. This is a pure parody. If the reader finds offense from this, then they need serious help.
2. Crossovers can be bad, mnkay?

Enjoy here your happy time!

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My nameis is CrZeeJu5t1n. My gf worte a fic with her character Nakohana in it so I thought I try to write a better fic than her. its gonna rock bc mega man and dragon ball z stuff is in it yeah
BTW my gf is named kawaii_sashimi or somethin

WARNING WARNING WARNIG

HIDDEN IN AN CAPSULE IN THE FUTRE LAY A DED ROBOT BY THE NAME OF MECHA SAIYAJIN. IT IS EVIL SAID THE WOMAN. OH NO SAD THE MAN. THEY RAN ALL OVER THE PLACE THE WERE SO SCARED OMG LOL

SUDDENLY, MECHA SAIJIN RISED FROM THE GROUND SCREAMING *RAR WHERES MY DADDY* AND THE LADY RAN AND SO THE MAN DID RAN TOO.

MECHA SAYAGIN TORED UP THE CITY AND IT WAS NO MORE. THIS TOOK PLACE THIS YEAR IN NEW TOKOY, WICVH USED TO BE NEWYOURK CITY OKAY BECAUSE THE US SUX0RZ ??????????

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X woke up and looked around he was lseeping in his capsule but he was up now ok?? So anyway, X got up and went to find Zero. Zero was yellking at NakoHana. They knew it was Nakohana b/c she smells like chikin.

So anyways, NakoHana says "Hey Zero" and Zero says "Hey Nako hana" says X. We have a mission today. "What?"

SUDDENLY

The alwamr went off. Zero and X and Nakohana went to the alarm where Alia, who was not dead n e more called them. "Boys" she said with her big ass tits, "There is trouble downtown in Neo Tokyo. Somone went to a mine and worke up the evil sleepimg monster in the park. it is called mecha Sayajin. I don't know the name of the monster.

OK WERE ON OUR WAY SAID ZERO as he rushed off to save the world with X and Nakohana. "Good luck' said Midi who came out of nowhere.

tthe came to the burning park the evil monster sayajin lay in x put on his super special shadow armor, and Zero pulled out his Z saber and started swingin it around and stuff. it rockerd. Nakohana used her super wingzz to shoot at ppl and it was the shit. then some stuff blew up.

NAkohana said: What now. and then Sayajin kidnaped her. "NOOOOOOOOO" shouted Zero cuz he loved Nakohana and he was not gay like my stupid girlfriend made him out 2 b. danm bitch. DONT U SAY NOTHIN ABOUT MY GF OR YOU SUCK

N E way, Zero and x were too weak to go fight the megca Sayajin. They asked Dr. Cain how to stop it. He said they had to go to Hong Kong and get some Drangom Balls from this dude name Goku. Yeah.

So they went and goku was fuckin' Chi Chi. Zero and X were watchin cuz they were horny and not gay, u see?

Goku sed. "Want to fuck my wife" and X said no cuz he was bein gay right now. Zero said sure and did her too. Chici dindt mind cuz she liked it all n e was. she was a slut. I want to do ehr so bad omg Im hard lol.

N E way, because rthey fucked chichi goku gaved them some gradon balls. "here" said Goku, "u can use thise to kill the mecha." X and Zero left to save Nakohana

They summond tthe dragon and said "Kill the mecha sayajin" as our wish. So it did. Nakoahana fell from the sky because mecha sayajin had her up there.

The balls went flying and x and Zeor coldnt find em n e mor.

The end

Did u like this is my first try. I hope you njoyed it. ;)

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